We used to have a cunt in our clan, he did that in vanilla wolfy on village 'cept he did it to two dynos. He was a complete cunt and has since been shown the door. Boy was he a prick.
It’s damn good fun though whenever an engineer files against you for some stupid action on his part. I find myself following him around then and whenever he plants a mine, step on it and repeat 'til the prick is kicked, hopefully on a nice busy server so he can’t get back on.
best way to annoy some1 is to:
-) walk over their mines (if engineers);
-) knifing/persuing/blocking the way of fieldops when they don’t give out ammo;
-) removing their helmets to your collection/pleasure;
-) block doors;
-) spawning with a flamethrower;
-) having those nice & cute binds that say “reloading” every 2 seconds;
-) well… spamm spamm spamm…
:moo:
btw: i don’t practice any of these… i only get pissed by them… :disgust:
:jah:
Please god BD PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE remove that before the fuckers see it PPPPPPPPPPPPPLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.
I will send you a truck full of money and beer and a couple of large breasted bisexual blonde sisters if you do :drink: .
Am shining the girls with lard as we speak, beer and money in transit. Thanks man.
Oh yeah furred or non furred ?
You can always chase them around the map and use the shove command on shrub/bani servers. 
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=2943582825 one each in the interest of hygene.
plant dynos at your own spawn and dont listen to your teammates telling you to knock it off, then reply “they’re for spawncampers”. Had a moron keep doing that the other night , had to stand on his dynos 6 times to get him kicked since the voting wouldn’t work.
Another annoyance is a noob checking to see if you’re an enemy covert in disguise by using weapons like rifle grenades, panzerfausts, flamers, grenades, and airstrikes. Even knifing you in the back to test.
And the always annoying run over your teammate’s mines technique, when I play an engie Axis I plant mines on the sides of the truck cuz , allies like to sneak between the wall and the truck to avoid detection and getting hit. Yet dispite all my warnings to my team that the mines are by the truck , teammates still run over the pretty red flags , get killed and then file and I get kicked. :banghead:
Here’s an annoyance: Having to scroll to the right to read this damned thread…
what about dropping health or ammo packages in front on a proned CO or MG Soldier so he can see nothing but the boxes? 
When your team is losing , have you and your teammates call for a vote to restart map. Keep calling the vote till you piss off everyone enough that they all vote yes to shut you up.
Get killed by an opponent? Get back at them and call a kick vote on that opponent!
Spend the entire campaign doing nothing but repeatedly calling every conceivable vote the game has.
Assume your teammates got themselves covered while you waste a whole game planting and defusing dynomites at the health/ammo cabinets so you can build up a few measly XP points.
Instead of keeping your team’s morale up, opt to squash it like a bug by cussing them out , telling them they’re noobs and losers. Have a 2 year old’s temper tantrum when the game isn’t going your way and/or lose the game.
Dancing Bananas -----> 
Had this one happen to me last night, and had to share:
Planted dynomite at the first tank barrier (goldrush), repair tank, and defend dynamite. Some usless tit goes running up to the barrier, trying to get a few more kills, I think, and the dynamite blows him up. And the guy files a complaint. Come on, I don’t care how much you don’t like being TK’d, if you get yourself killed by your own stupidity (standing atop my ticking dynamite, on a damn objective, is your own stupidity) you should never complain. The only consolation I had was that this was one of those imfamous “ninja”'s, which usually translates directly to “I’m a usless noob who will drag your team down and file for doing stupid things”. As it was, I didn’t mind so much when he complained when I missed with my rifle gernade and happend to kill him, it was a mistake, but it was at least my fault. But complaining for standing on my dynomite, on a truck barrier 
Oh well, I guess everyone has to start somewhere, I just wish complaints couldn’t be filed for things like getting blown up by teammate dynomite, or temmate mines. I’ve never been kicked over it, but damn some people can be stupid. If it blew you up the first time, blew you up the second time, maybe, just maybe, you should avoid it the third BOOM, oh never mine, er mind.
I still want a mod to edit that long post tho, so the whole thread isn’t fucked up
Join a 2on2 server to try the game for the first time after you just downloaded it and/or to learn the maps.
Like renaming to Inigo Montoya and constantly spaming “Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya, you killed my father, prepare to die”.
I want somebody to do this on the server I play on. I love the princess bride.
on friendly fire servers, throw grenades at guys with mortars – satchel charges will work also. if you do it just right, they fall to their death, lmfao
hahaha
this thread is a really good laugh 
i played only a bit of ET when it was released,
im sure i could enlighten alot of you with my newbiness
and newly gained knowledge from this thread
/me downloads ET again
