Let's discuss ways to annoy other players.

[Riftgarde]

Like renaming to Inigo Montoya and constantly spaming “Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya, you killed my father, prepare to die”.

[_O_SMYLER]

1)Stand in doorways, theres no hurry to move
2) treat game time like warmup time in the spawn preferably with a flamethrower (you know how everyone loves how that turns their screen)
3) constantly run into the pretty smoke and then press the relevant “yes” key that makes the words go away so you can see exactly what another player is doing properly
4) ask how you can get colour in your name, a lot,
5) When people get TOTALLY fed up with you and call you a “stupid cunt”, they are joking and you must joke back at them with swear words that you DIDN’T learn in english class at school as most of your english is learnt from the hit social drama “bae blade” (or whatever)

anyone like to continue…

[Ifurita]

i like capturing the flags then celebrating each capture with F1 for cheer

i like to taunt people and remind the they’ve just been owned by a guy holding a squirming baby in his left arm

[_O_SMYLER]

Oh one that grates me…the fucker that runs around patting himself, yes HIMSELF, on the back with a “great shot” every kill he makes. These people should be drowned.

[Riftgarde]

After you win tell them you lost your arms in a tragic car accident 10 years ago and learned to play using your feet.

[BlackDeath]

People who jump on your head when using mortar. It may be funny the first time it happens, but not the 20th

People who dont put away their LARGE, HEAVY WEAPON that makes them run really really slow in very small corridors.

Right after you kill 5-6 people in a row, some asshole teammember blasts you with his panzer.

Teammembers who use flamer in a huge, open area.

People who take the panzer/mobile mg-42 in weapon restricted servers, and dont know how to use them, and wont give them up.

When i run into a room, clear out every guy except one, die, and wonder “Where the Fuck is the rest of my team??”

BTW, this was a list of what is annoying to me. Change “I” into “he” for teammembers.

B_D

[Riftgarde]

Wounding teammates with the pistol.

[LegoManser]

Just playing your own game and screw the objective.

Filing complaints all the time.

Spamming with the cheer command when a map is complete.

[ETplayer]

SMYLER]Oh one that grates me…the fucker that runs around patting himself, yes HIMSELF, on the back with a “great shot” every kill he makes. These people should be drowned.

I usually do that to players who find them self super 1337 with m4Ã? r0x0r5 5|<i775…

Sometimes its just fun 2 annoy ppl

another few

• voice chat spammer who use the -heal me, revive me from the axis side… that voice is so melodramatic it makes me wanna shoot myself.

• stupid fuckers that think there funny by standing on ur mortar just as ur about to fire

• players that want extra powerups, they usually run to a big “M” and then press yes, because they want the powerup…

• players who say there better then someone because they killed most etc etc…

• players who constantly call votes…

[rgoer]

If you want awful voicechat spam, try the axis “attack!” vsay–holy crap, I don’t know what they told the voice actor to do, but that voice is awful!

Voice Actor: “What’s my motivation? We need to attack?”

Sound Tech: “No, think about maybe somebody applying a rusty can opener to your scrotum, instead. Attack that!”

Voice Actor: “um…” (in gimpy, strained voice) “ataaaaaaachchc…”

[twiFight]

If you want awful voicechat spam, try the axis “attack!” vsay–holy crap, I don’t know what they told the voice actor to do, but that voice is awful!

Voice Actor: “What’s my motivation? We need to attack?”

Sound Tech: “No, think about maybe somebody applying a rusty can opener to your scrotum, instead. Attack that!”

Voice Actor: “um…” (in gimpy, strained voice) “ataaaaaaachchc…”

LOL I hate it when that voice plays when I’m in combat cos I can’t help but bursting into laughter everytime I hear it

[_O_SMYLER]

[quote=“ETplayer”]- players that want extra powerups, they usually run to a big “M” and then press yes, because they want the powerup…

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ROFLMFAO ah shit that’s funny, good man, I like laughing.

[Pegger]

All black names, I dunno, maybe its just me, but I find that annoying as hell at the end of a game and there are 2-3 of them like that.

[Riftgarde]

Get the radar parts and run past the truck. When a teammate tk’s you to take the parts, file.

[_O_SMYLER]

Yeah thats been a bitch on every type of obj map since RTCW.

[WiGgLeRiCe]

Repeated call a kick vote on players cuz you think their pings are too slow.

[Velorum]

1. Teammates who think goldrush is a capture the flag map and try to grab the small flags i placed by the truck barriers.

2. Medics who think they can take on an approaching tank and 5 engineers. —While i’m lying next to them waiting to be revived.

3. Covert Ops who spawn camp only to stand in the enemies doorway waiting for thier uniform to change. (yeah…really suprising)

4. Those who think repairing the truck on goldrush is so critical to vicotry while the tank isn’t even past the second barrier.

5. Watching 5 Field Ops cater all thier ammo packs for 1 mortor officer.

6. Having a conversation in the middle of the doorway and then getting mad when i tk him.

7. Everyone who is in a hurry to get out of the spawn but can’t run faster than me. I hate sprint jumping up a slow-poke’s ass.

8. Engineers on Radar who make it to the objective but decide to secure the area with landmines instead (teamkill is on)

9. Field Ops who think a major part of the strategy is placing artillery directly in front of our spawn (teamkill is on)

10. And perhaps the most common and worst thing a n00b could do…tking you while your in disguise. AS IF THE BLOODY RED CIRCLE WASN’T ENOUGH OF A HINT!!!

Those are the top 10 things that n00bs do to piss me off…and you could easily adopt them as your own and make anyone’s ET experience a living nightmare.

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[Pirate_X]

1. Spamming voice chat with “Enemy is Weakened”, even though it’s 20 minutes into Fueldump and you still haven’t gotten the tank over the bridge.

2. After you spam “Enemy is Weakened”, undoubtedly an Axis will chime in with “Neinnnn!”. Respond with “Affirmative!” and see if he responds back with another “Neinnnn!”. Continue this as long as possible.

3. Just when it’s getting really, really old, start spamming “Enemy is Weakened” again.

[Ragnar_40k]

• players who say there better then someone because they killed most etc etc…

Especially when they have a slow computer, so that due a bug the stats are carried over from previous maps.

And here my list:

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[li]When a Mortar/Field Ops duo isn’t moving a single step from spawn - and hit nothing (yes I mean you [Dalton]-clan).
[/li][li]When the only mission of a Field Ops is to find ways to drop ammo at spawn so that teammates must pick it up, but never firing a single shot.
[/li][li]Noobs who are seeing you sitting on some mines near a constuctible and then they are closing in for some point whoring, step on a mine, step back and die - together with you.
[/li][li]Players who tap out when you kneeling over them with your needle out (this can happen once, maybe twice, but not 3 times in a row with the same player).
[/li][li]When all players run off for point whoring on Railgun instead of moving the tug (Axis side) resp. guarding the switch for at least the first few minutes (Allied side).
[/li][li]Constructing the Side-MG first on fueldump (Axis side) instead of the Command post (especially when they are not at level 3 as Engineer).
[/li][li]Cov Ops when they are only sniping. No mine spotting or objective blasting (e.g. at Fueldump, Axis side: they are lying on the hill sniping the bridge - Allies build footbridge - they still lying on the hill sniping - they get killed by Allies who coming over the footbridge - they are whining for backup).
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