Unrealistic ET!!!

(EvilBaga) #1

Well,
With my ET enabled pc offline, Im on a 600Mhz 20gb hdd etc etc old hunk of junk for a few weeks.

Out of boredom heres a list of things that are unrealistic in ET… :moo:

  1. Submachine guns arent that accurate. Most have a very small effective range. 50m for the thompson I believe and 100m for the mp40

  2. Rifles are way way more accurate.

  3. Panzers have a implosive warhead…aka not built for splashdamage, but for penetration. (not sure about this)

  4. Fragmentation grenades have a large possible blast radius, aka theres a chance someone 200 metres away could be injured

  5. Helmets exist to provide protection from shrapnel…not bullets.

  6. In real life…people dont take 6 bullets and keep moving :rofl:

  7. Planes arent waiting 5 seconds time limit away to drop airstrikes at someones beck and call (not in the Et map situations anyway?)

8 ) DEAD PEOPLE DONT RESPAWN! :banghead:

  1. A medic cant bring someone back to full health. At best they can play patchup, and improve their survival/fighting state a little.

  2. White Coverts cant disguise as Black Field ops :eek3:

  3. Stens dont overheat, but they lose their silenced capacity if too many bullets are fired (burns out the silencer)

  4. Dont you need 2 people to use a mortar? :rocker2:

  5. Mines cant be spotted that easy…by either side.

Feel free to add…after all this is a joke post :slight_smile:

(senator) #2

real soldiers are made of flesh and blood, not polygons.

reality runs at infinite FPS

real life lag is zero

(Loffy) #3

no clip brushes irl. Well, maybe that invisible glass ceiling that some talk about.

(Fusen) #4

my aimbot doesn’t exist in real life :frowning:

(Cerebrate) #5

Strafe-jumping

(Akilae) #6

Bunny hopping! But running down an escalator two steps at a time is a close enough equivalent. :stuck_out_tongue:

(Sick Boy) #7

You CAN strafe-jump in real life. Just don’t try this when you’re drunk :moo:

(ouroboro) #8

all tue statements. luckily we have games to escape reality, eh? :wink:

#9

It isn’t so easy to deploy the mines, either, so why it shouldn’t be so easy to spot them?

(BondyBoy007) #10

maybe its because “…after all this is a joke post ^_^”

(Softwar) #11

It’s just a game you fucking No_oB ! :clap:

Ps: I know something to add to ur list, low gravity :smiley:
Some servers have that :bored:

:banana: Softwar :banana:

(Sqwirral) #12
  1. In real life…people dont take 6 bullets and keep moving

The list was only in humour, but this one can annoy me sometimes, nothing like being in a duel and hearing 7 or 8 hit sounds on a medic only for him to kill you. Against some really good medics I’ve heard two headshots ‘tings’ before and still lost the fight. TWO bullets in somebodys head and he still manages to kill me first!!! What the hell are these guys heads made out of anyway!? Gibber

(KingJackaL) #13

In RL…

…you can’t drive a tank standing 1 m to the side :wink:
…there’s better hitboxes \o/
…you need more than tweezers and a generic-pile-of-cement-and-wood to build a bridge/wall/fence/mg-nest
…not everybody can run at the same speed/jump the same height
…you can’t vsay spam somebody on the other side of the maps
…the maps have higher r_speeds
…you don’t get a command map :frowning:
…you can throw your knife! :clap:
…nobody can ignore your smack talk
…nobody can afford a wallhack (cept The Man, dum dum dum…)
…you don’t reach the edge of the map
…construction sites don’t glow with a partial-gamma ghost of the to-be-built construction
…dynamite doesn’t glow (let alone glow through walls etc)
…sticks of dynamite laid in the open would do sfa damage to bunker walls etc (they have to be buried, packed etc to allow the rapid explosive expansion to do anything)

mmm, yeah. So I’m bored to… :slight_smile:

(BondyBoy007) #14

but in RL you can. . . .

give that chopsy kid, who binds l33t speak insults, a smack in the face (wait a mo that’s what LANs are for)

(Red|Cell) #15

in real life

  • stens are crap
  • u cant turn the graphics down to see ppl behind things
  • u have to wait for the scope to be close to ur face to see through it
  • mines dont have flags
  • i could shoot somebody standing behind a dead body
  • a body wouldnt sink while trying to take his uni
  • if i saw a gun i could run up to it and pick ip up instead of jumping around it trying to find an angle to grab it
  • if i went under the water the smoke wouldnt disapear
  • i wouldnt be able to stop my panzer from firing by leaning to the left
  • stabbing somebody in the head with a syringe probably wouldnt revive them

i could be getting so much better at et if i stopped writing these…

(next_ghost) #16

If u want some realism, first a few corrections to the very first post:

True for full auto, both are effective up to 150m in single rounds/very short bursts.

  1. Panzers have a implosive warhead…aka not built for splashdamage, but for penetration. (not sure about this)

It’s not implosive, it’s shaped charge (that means the most power of the blast goes forward for better penetration).

8 ) DEAD PEOPLE DONT RESPAWN!

When u die in ET, ur dead body doesn’t go to spawn. It’s another body under ur control.

  1. White Coverts cant disguise as Black Field ops

Well, try this: take a piece of cork, burn it from one side and paint ur face with it. Black grease works as well.

(Red|Cell) #17

“Well, try this: take a piece of cork, burn it from one side and paint ur face with it. Black grease works as well”

and that magically happens when taking his pants u see :wink:

(Oxygen - o2) #18

you can get a map and label cirtain things, also you can use the tracking technology to figure where u are, GSU or something

(^.eLe.PhisHi) #19

lol

(turk2000) #20
  1. The current year is 2004 not 1945 :eek: