Unrealistic ET!!!

(Oxygen - o2) #21

ummm

(Mr_Tickles) #22

(GPS - Global Positioning System.)

I can lay on the floor and look behind me so everything I see is upside down. (In real life that is…)
I tend to walk around without the aid of a mouse. Or sidestep without a keyboard.
You can pick up some sand and throw it in the eyes of your attacker… or in your own eyes whichever turns you on…
To be honest, I’ve never seen anybody running around with a huge exclamation mark in a green circle hovering above their head… although it does happen.
In ET you can’t lick things, smell things, etc.
When I build a shed with wiggly pliers, it doesn’t usually show a swirling white frame of where it should be, come to that, neither does it happen when i’m trying to build a bridge…
I’ve never seen a gold crate in real life, let alone a person who can pick one up that is half his size and acrobatically leap over fences. (Just because we haven’t seen it, doesn’t mean it doesn’t exist!)

(Oxygen - o2) #23

yeah thats it, cheers monkey

(evilsock) #24

In ET you can’t lick things

chokes lmao - lol

(SCDS_reyalP) #25

Real war is hell on earth.
ET is fun.

(Chappy) #26

http://home.comcast.net/~gregspics3/trueETers-QCon-greenacres5pic.jpg
:stuck_out_tongue:

(ouroboro) #27

“you can’t drive a tank standing 1 m to the side”

RTFM :wink:

(Mystiqq) #28

Funny… :smiley:

(pgh) #29

Shame it aint ShrubRL… I can squash teh babies!!1

(Aikon) #30

What do you mean “Real Life”? I thought it was right to shoot down the dudes in the grey overcoats and capture flags from flagpoles … what’s next? Are you gonna tell me I can’t blow up radartowers anymore? :bored:

(xpnsve) #31

Realistic games SUCK

(Depth_Charge) #32

True

(Chappy) #33

Or maybe you just suck at reality. :stuck_out_tongue:

(Higgins) #34

Thin air?

But honestly, you are all living in a world of games. You play a game and think you know every thing there is to do with war, most of you are probably not even 15 yet! Eat that!

MUAHAHAHAHAH!

(Depth_Charge) #35

But in real war wouldn’t everybody use aimbots if they could get em?

(Higgins) #36

no, because aimbots are computer software, unless you wish to become a cyborg then yeah, go download it. :clap:

(Buttercup) #37

I like pie in rl :banana:

(Buttercup) #38

oh and in rl war doesn’t crash because your video drivers for your brand new 6800 suck wang :angry:

(KATTman) #39

in real life…

your team wouldnt kick you for spawnkilling lol

you wouldnt get kicked out of the army for a high ‘ping’

you could melt the ice on the depot level cuz its annoying!!! L

(snypercore) #40

you cant build bridges barriors etc. that quick with just pliers