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(senator) #1

I just saw the “Have you ever been kicked for being too good ?” thread came back to life and I thought why not start another tread were all those ET gods can post their heroic warstories ? :smiley:

So, you’ve ever saved your team singlehanded from humiliating defeat ? Or turned a bloody spwanrape into a route, saving the day for your team? Than let’s hear your stories ! And please no: ‘I was hiding behind their spawn and as soon as their invulnerability wears of I blasted a PF right in the middle’

OK, to start this thread here is my story, gather around and listen how I prevented my team from beeing stomped into the ground at fueldump:

I was an engineer, spawning at the rear to build the defence and plant some mines. After I’ve finished building the fences I ran to the front to join my team at the bridge. At the main entrance I stumbled upon an allied medic and engineer and wasted them. But hmmm, no other Axis was here with me so a CovOps has to sneak around somewhere too. Just finished thinking that I heard ‘Dynamite planted at FuelDump’, shit, so yet another Engineer and a CovOps and the gates aren’t blown so they came over the roof! I climbed on the roof, found the enemy CovOps, wasted him, jumped town to the FuelDump, found the enemy Engineer standing on one of my mines trying to defuse it, wasted him, climbed up on the FuelDump and disarmed the Dynamite. After double-checking that indeed no more allies are hanging around were they aren’t supposed to be I ran throuh the tunnels to catch up with my team (and find a medic :wink: )

Another job well done :clap:

([=O=]SMYLER) #2

Once there were like 50 million nazis and I built a bridge with my little pliers and drove a big tank, boomed a big door and then boomed a wall. I ran in through the wall and there was like 100 million of them in there so I got out my big banging panzer stick and oh no I missed all of them so I got out my little gun and bang bang bang I killed nearly all of them but the last one voted me off the server as I was a brilliant and too good. And all thats no poo either.

I also like them guns on the legs so I can go bakka bakka bakka all dead, but I get voted off the too for being too good. I’m gonna tell my dad next time as I like playing with the little soldiers and he will sort them out as he is a giant and owns NASA and has 6 moon rockets and I can use them any time I like. :clap:

(kvilli) #3

You got it, Smyler! :moo:

(Freedom[]Tickler) #4

and your hair was perfect

nary a one ruffled by all that vaunting w/ might and main

(Ranstaton) #5

Well, on battery, my friend and I were on allies. He was an engineer and I was a covert. We were at the back door, I was inside the little cart that is open on top laying down waiting for the sound, he was behind the truck.

We hear the axis guy walk up, he opens the door a few times, then finally we hear him walk out.

I yell “Now!”

And in an instant we jump out of our hiding places, and unload on this guy. I grab his pants, let my friend through the door and we move on to the gun controls which gets destroyed even after we were both killed.

All because of some stupid axis guy…

(pw50King) #6

Last man standing… I locked my team (Axis) so i could play on my own versus the rest (11), it was on Fuel Dump.
I was medic and this army of 11 couldnt even bring me down to 50hp…
I killed all of them :notworthy:

(Ranstaton) #7

Well, being a medic was kind of cheating. If you were a class that couldn’t heal itself after each person then it would be more amazing…

(Ifurita) #8

Well, there was this one time, at band camp …

Once, I was a freshly spawned engineer up against a tight Axis D on Battery. An arty strike blew me off the beach and into the gun battery. I planted. We won. Everyone was going, “Huh, WTF??”

([=O=]SMYLER) #9

Now that is good.

(Ifurita) #10

unfortunately … I made the story up. I felt pressured to be as l33t as everyone else … sob!

(Dawg) #11

I’ve managed to pull off the following on Battery a number of times . . .

I am an engineer. We somehow manage to get the ramp built under the unrelenting axis artillery strikes. I scurry up the ramp toss some nades towards teh west bunker and the trench leading to the door. I race into the trench and zip through the door into the main bunker. Run past the MG and up the stairs and make my way to the ammo/med racks (once I skipped this part since I was uninjured). I creep my way to the upper section of the controls and peek around - no axis. Climb down the ladder and plant. 30 seconds later - BOOM!

Most times, the axis don’t even notice the plant since they destroy the ramp within 10 seconds, so I am stuck celebrating all by my lonesome in the gun control room. However, last night two other engies got through about 15 seconds behind me. We had 3 dynos on the controls and the axis never arrived.

Vote me off now or I will waste you with my 1337 m4D sK|77z!

Dawg

([=O=]SMYLER) #12

Yeah and I will getcha with my WDC 60GB HDDs every body knows they beat 1337 m4D sK|77z any day !! :bash: :drink: :smiley:

(Dawg) #13

No way Smyler! cuz I got a 40gb HHD AND a 6gb, which if you add them together is 46gb, add 4+6 = 10, while 6+0 is only 6. So I be having 1337 m4D sK|77z and da 1337 HHDsK|77z 2!
:slight_smile:
1337 m4D sK|77z Dawg

(bleh) #14

and its for this reason why i usually camp the gun controls with a panzer. nothing beats blowing away that poor engineer that slipped through the cracks. sure i dont get alot of exp, but nothing beats hearing, “OMG THATS SO FUCKING WEAK!”

([=O=]SMYLER) #15

Fuck it ! I can’t compete with that mental shit :banghead: , I’m just gonna have to vote ya off the server Dawg man :bash: :clap: :smiley: :banana: .

(Dawg) #16

Damn Smyler. I even set you up to shoot me down - you were supposed to note that 4+6= 10, 1+0 = 1… .so my 1 < your 6. I guess my 1337 m4D BS sK|77z were indeed too much! v57! Too bad I was voted off the server. That is indeed tragic.
:smiley:
:banana: - let’s see that banana again! Dance, banana, dance! He’s got the rhythm in his peel!

Dawg

([=O=]SMYLER) #17

I know not to mess with someone who has a knowledge of scientific notation

“so my 1 < your 6”

you never know what else the fucker might pull on you, oh that sounds awful, might suprise you with, ah…is this getting worse ?

(Dawg) #18

Er, I think its time to stop. :slight_smile:

I am running out of 1337 m4D sK|77z things to say.

:drink:

Dawg

(ETplayer) #19

i am rubber

you are glue :suspicious:

([=O=]SMYLER) #20

No you’re not you’re blubber and stink like poo.