Quake Wars Jokes


(XVI the Great) #41

[QUOTE=light_sh4v0r;208815]I hadn’t but I’m sure it’s him now, the word order and use of brackets speak for themselves :slight_smile:
Also check the other picture, he looks a little bit more like he’s interested in that one.[/QUOTE]

There’s also some parentheses, if you’ll notice.

I love how one of the interests is alien infiltration prevention, LOL.


(Stroggafier) #42

After running over several of his teammates while wildly driving an Armadillo through the centre of his regiment, the engineer had only one defense at his court martial.
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His Armadillo was made by Toyota.


(ED209) #43

Some more jokes I remembered:

Q: What did the GDF Engineer get from the Adult Shop?
A: An Arma-dildo

Q: Why did the GDF field ops call for an exterminator?
A: There was an infestation of Stroy-ANT

Q: What do you get when you cross an insect with a Strogg Radar?
A: You get a PSI-CADA

Q: What has four wheels and flys?
A1: Husky going off a cliff
A2: Husky + 3rd eye + frag nade (true! see vid in sig)


(XVI the Great) #44

Fail.

Like misspelling dying as dieing fail.


(ED209) #45

Well that’s what you get while trying to post from a laptop on a train…


(Stroggafier) #46

@XVI the Great, you are missing the point of the thread. Jocularity has no spelling restrictions.


(Joe999) #47

edit: removed


(light_sh4v0r) #48

haha, that’s a great vid xD


(Stroggafier) #49

Are y’all waiting for someone to pass you a musical funny bone?

Did a Strogg leave his third eye someplace on your person where the sun don’t shine?

Has the fun fairy left without sprinkling y’all with fun dust?

Has your behind been sunburned once too often by an Oppressor?

Have you, too often, been on the receiving end and forgotten about the lighter side of teabagging?

This is a seriously unfunny crowd! :mad: