Pepsi! Pepsi Man is my favourite superhero.
Imagine you have to play multiple rounds against a pro DB player and he has two custom cards that only he owns but he gives you the choice to decide what you want to play against.
Either A:
A Remburg proxy with Lock On, Explodendron and Failsave
Or B:
A Blish, Katana Phantom with Chopper, Quick Slash and Flying Pig
[quote=“ThaiSan;206326”]Pepsi! Pepsi Man is my favourite superhero.
Imagine you have to play multiple rounds against a pro DB player and he has two custom cards that only he owns but he gives you the choice to decide what you want to play against.
Either A:
A Remburg proxy with Lock On, Explodendron and Failsave
Or B:
A Blish, Katana Phantom with Chopper, Quick Slash and Flying Pig[/quote]
B just fight fire with fire.
Would you rather:
A. Have Red Eye choke you to death with toxic fog.
B. Have Stoker turned you into one of his “barbecues”
A. I can still survive, and kill Redeye IF I have a mask. Like Stoker’s.
Alright, another Overwatch-related $#!tpost, but just calm down, guys. I’m not promoting Overwatch.
A. Watching Stoker vs Mei.
B. Proxy vs Tracer.
P.s: you can die of, you know, stray bullets, icicles and pulse bombs and Proxy mines AND random airstrike that a lv1 Sky threw. 
[quote=“canaryField;206569”]A. I can still survive, and kill Redeye IF I have a mask. Like Stoker’s.
Alright, another Overwatch-related $#!tpost, but just calm down, guys. I’m not promoting Overwatch.
A. Watching Stoker vs Mei.
B. Proxy vs Tracer.
P.s: you can die of, you know, stray bullets, icicles and pulse bombs and Proxy mines AND random airstrike that a lv1 Sky threw. :)[/quote]
A since classic.
Would you rather:
A. Have Skyhammer control invisible airstrikes.
B. Have Arty control an artilerry that can restart the whole match.
i would choose A because airstrikes have a much longer cooldown and they would not cause the whole match to loop
on a side note i have learned about quite a lot of weird fetiches troughout this thread such as licking nader’s armpits and jacking off using a dismembered hand from pheonix or phantom
now talking about fetiches would you rather:
A.have ALL the artwork of dirty bomb replaced by unfunny unoriginal memes
B.have ALL the artwork of dirty bomb replaced with R34 “artwork” (do not look it up kids i’m serious)
(i will not lie i would choose B i’m sick of memes)
B. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° )
Although seeing all those dicks would not be the best time I would have…
Where should @memorableCarrot go?
A. Hell
B. A mental institution
C. Weightwatchers
(BTW I mean all of this in jest. Don’t kill me please.)
B…100% hell isnt bad enough for him.
A. Vacation in the subways of Terminal
B. Take the train from Trainyard
C. Ride the uphill waterslide of Underground.
B…100% hell isnt bad enough for him.
A. Vacation in the subways of Terminal
B. Take the train from Trainyard
C. Ride the uphill waterslide of Underground.[/quote]
C since at least I get water insurance.
Would you rather:
A. Have Rhino turned into a 50 cal bullet.
B. Have Thunder turned into a literal lightning strike.
B. Have Fragger turned into pineapples.
B i guess ? i don’t really know
anyways i have read quite a few fan made stories of DB and i find it intresting as it does bring up a lot of morale choices
now i want you to put yourself in this situation: you are one of the mercs you abandoned everyone you knew and loved in order to work in what is left of london and the only somewhat friendly human contact you have is with the mercs you are working with
now you made best friends with one of the mercs then you get paid quite a fancy paycheck by jackal to go blow up something meanwhile your only friend gets paid by the CDA to stop you and you both find yourselfs guns pointed at eachothers, what would you do ?:
A.pull the trigger killing your best friend and reaping your reward and garanting your survival
B.try to reason with him/her trying to save the live of your friend however risking your paycheck and your life
I’d choose C: go AWOL with the friend and get out of the contaminated zone. How much do those guys get paid again? 1 billion per match? Even with inflation that’s a lot of money.
$#!t @memorableCarrot that’s some deep-a$$ poison you got there. B cause what’s the thing when you killed your only friend for a few creds?
Imagine this: Another day at Chapel, where the CDA and the Jackals throw the mercs to do their dirty works. But before the operation, you (the merc of your choosing but will join in the fight later) found out that there is a big family struggle to survive. You helped them. And then, present day, after the building got EMP’d, new primary objective:
Find and KILL any civilans lived there in order to cover the tracks.
Everyone of that family dies, EXCEPT one kid-the same kid that show you the survivors. You got 3 choice:
A. Kill the boy but got scared for life.
B. Save the boy but risking your life.
C. Escape London but hunted by your former teammates.
D. Kill everybody because that if you would have killed everyone in sight for a buck you’d choose option A anyways. You’re going to be scarred for life anyways. Why would the kid even show you the survivors in the first place if he knew you would just kill them?
It’s a stupid situation that wouldn’t ever have happened.
Now, pick your poison for killing the mercs after a successful game.
A. Arsenic cocktail drinks for everybody.
B. Nerve gas.
As an after-note Phoenix would not be a part of this equation. His nanites might mess with this kind of situation.
C. Both of them. BOTH.OF.THEM.
A.Play against 7 shotgun proxies with wallhacks while you’re playing Stilnotto only aimee
B.Play against 7 homing grenade naders while your team is playing >100HP mercs
C.Play against 7 Aimbotting Burst rifle Thunders that have no Concussion cooldown
D.Play against 7 Wallhacking Rhinos that can only use minigun , cant move away from each other and have the speed of 450 (Same as Mine Monkey) as a your choice of melee only mercenary.
A. Cause why not.
How would you prefer to die after losing a match.
A. Strapped to the tracks on trainyard.
B. 6 Kira lasers with a Stoker bottle.
C. Drown underground.
[quote=“paramountGasoline;207417”]A. Cause why not.
How would you prefer to die after losing a match.
A. Strapped to the tracks on trainyard.
B. 6 Kira lasers with a Stoker bottle.
C. Drown underground.[/quote]
C, since B is the exact definition of apocalypse
kawaiipocalypse
Here’s a tricky one
A. Thunder’s grenade now has explosive capability
B. Fragger’s grenade now has concussive capability
[quote=“BlackboltLW;207464”][quote=“paramountGasoline;207417”]A. Cause why not.
How would you prefer to die after losing a match.
A. Strapped to the tracks on trainyard.
B. 6 Kira lasers with a Stoker bottle.
C. Drown underground.[/quote]
C, since B is the exact definition of apocalypse
kawaiipocalypse
Here’s a tricky one
A. Thunder’s grenade now has explosive capability
B. Fragger’s grenade now has concussive capability
;)[/quote]
If you mean like A=Skynade+Flashbang, then A all the way! Flashed Rhino is the spray and pray GOD.
A. Have to deal with COD-kids for 1 year
B. Fight against a elite team for 1 year
C. Deal with players who play this game like in Overwatch AKA never runs, sucks at aiming and ‘I play Proxy because she is Tracer in a nutshell’ or ‘I can’t help you because I am a medic and I only have like 80HP’ OR spamming ‘this game suck overwatch is best’ and more idiotic shenanigans for 1 year
[quote=“canaryField;207505”][quote=“BlackboltLW;207464”][quote=“paramountGasoline;207417”]A. Cause why not.
How would you prefer to die after losing a match.
A. Strapped to the tracks on trainyard.
B. 6 Kira lasers with a Stoker bottle.
C. Drown underground.[/quote]
C, since B is the exact definition of apocalypse
kawaiipocalypse
Here’s a tricky one
A. Thunder’s grenade now has explosive capability
B. Fragger’s grenade now has concussive capability
;)[/quote]
If you mean like A=Skynade+Flashbang, then A all the way! Flashed Rhino is the spray and pray GOD.
A. Have to deal with COD-kids for 1 year
B. Fight against a elite team for 1 year
C. Deal with players who play this game like in Overwatch AKA never runs, sucks at aiming and ‘I play Proxy because she is Tracer in a nutshell’ or ‘I can’t help you because I am a medic and I only have like 80HP’ OR spamming ‘this game suck overwatch is best’ and more idiotic shenanigans for 1 year[/quote]
D I would RUN AWAY!!!
Would you rather:
A. Listen to Stoker making a lecture about fire.
B. Have Skyhammer rant for 1hr straight that people call him English rather than Scottish.
C. Give Proxy SHEER HEART ATTACK.
C. And then fuck her corpse.
[spoiler]You shouldn’t put a situation similar to the previous question if you are going to take an option other than what was available in that question. It’s highly possible to get an infinite feedback loop this way and kill the thread.[/spoiler]
What to watch…
A. Aura X Rhino
B. Aimee X herself on webcam
C. Phantom X Katana
sorry but adding your own option to a poison defeats the whole point as there is no choice to make bettwen two losing situations so may i ask that we stop creating our “Plan C” choices ?
edit:oh my bad JJMAJR post did not load at the time i wrote this sorry for repeating what was already said