Pick Your Poison DB Edition

(CyberVonCyberus) #161

well option C seems like it would be quite gory and i feel that option B would result in aimee tracking down and killing anyone who was watching (that woman tracked proxy from just a merc serv card and a single snitch hit) so i kinda feel like option A would be the safest (as apealing as B might seem)

now if you had to fight a pro player who has a card with 5 augments and increased HP in a juggernaught style of battle
would you choose ?
A. a phantom with 300 hp and undercover,quickslash,chopper,tough,springy
B.a fragger with 500 hp and drilled,explodinerodon,tough,spares,double time

(Thai-San) #162

Easy choice: A against the Phantom

But let me fix that for you.

If you had to fight a pro player who has a card with 5 augments and increased HP in a juggernaught style of battle
would you choose ?
A. a phantom with 300 hp a speed of 470 (Auras speed) and undercover, quickslash, chopper, flying Pig, springy
B.a fragger with 500 hp and drilled,explodinerodon,tough,spares,double time

(DankBeretField) #163

[quote=“ThaiSan;208166”]Easy choice: A against the Phantom

But let me fix that for you.

If you had to fight a pro player who has a card with 5 augments and increased HP in a juggernaught style of battle
would you choose ?
A. a phantom with 300 hp a speed of 470 (Auras speed) and undercover, quickslash, chopper, flying Pig, springy
B.a fragger with 500 hp and drilled,explodinerodon,tough,spares,double time [/quote]

B. So my TEAM (if i have one) can focus fire on that fckhead and watch him got rekt rather than seeing the spy fck my squad up and down.

And it’s not cool to copy others’ poison and use it, @ThaiSan . Currently I can"t think $#!t so I’ll let someone else do it.

Actually, fck it, choose my poison. And don’t pick your personal one. I’m fcking serious.

A. Get rekt by the Cho-Cho of Death (AKA the Railbound Motherf*cker that showed up everytime a blocker cart got blown by a engie). And your computer shut down. While playing Ranked. FOR GOOD.
B. Get rekt by the fat f*ck. Over and over and OVER again so humanity will have enough salt for 200 centuries.
C. Get rekt by RNGesus and get Loadout Case Trolled for the rest of your scrubby life.
D. Get rekt by @stayfreshshoe. DB uninstalled. And so does Steam. And all of your games. No refunds.

And should I do an Overwatch-related poison, a fetish poison or a dramatic one next or in the future? Please leave your answer below my post, so I’ll know what the f*ck to do. Or you could “SHOE CLOSE THIS THREAD OR I"LL BURN SPLASH DAMAGE HQ WITH A MOLOTOV!”

P.S: Italic words are the edited parts. Sorry for the messed-up vocabs

(Thai-San) #164

[quote=“canaryField;208423”]
And it’s not cool to copy others’ poison and use it for your own good, @ThaiSan . Currently I can"t think $#!t so I’ll let someone else do it.[/quote]

Okay…?
First of all: I didn’t copy it. I liked the poisen I replied to but I though the choice was too easy so I changed it a little to make the choice harder.
Second: For my own good? Is this thread a competition now? I didn’t know I’d get scores and prices for making dank poisons. Man I should have known that when I made my other poisons that weren’t variations of already existing ones.

edit: Molotovs don’t do damage atm, so better wait a little :wink:

(JJMAJR) #165

Somebody killed the thread…

(Your worst knifemare.) #166

I will make a really bad attempt to revive the thread.

On a mission would you rather be.

A. Captured and tortured by the side your not on.
B. Be thought of a traitor by your own side and hunted down by the rest of your team.

(Thai-San) #167

[quote=“paramountGasoline;209055”]
I will make a really bad attempt to revive the thread.

On a mission would you rather be.

A. Captured and tortured by the side your not on.
B. Be thought of a traitor by your own side and hunted down by the rest of your team.[/quote]

B. Flee, switch sides, become a real traitor, win the war with my new buddies due to my knowledge of our military, become a hero in my new home country.

Would you rather:

A. Remove cool down on all abilities and make them killstreaks but also add a real money only consumable item to the shop that instantly unlocks the old cool down system for you during this match.

or

B. Scrap the current load out system and make all augments buyable tokens that can be put on cards for real money so you can build your own card if you spend enough money. Also money let’s you upgrade your card so it can have up to 5 augments… for real cash only of course.

(MrLashnibro) #168

[quote=“ThaiSan;209060”][quote=“paramountGasoline;209055”]
I will make a really bad attempt to revive the thread.

On a mission would you rather be.

A. Captured and tortured by the side your not on.
B. Be thought of a traitor by your own side and hunted down by the rest of your team.[/quote]

B. Flee, switch sides, become a real traitor, win the war with my new buddies due to my knowledge of our military, become a hero in my new home country.

Would you rather:

A. Remove cool down on all abilities and make them killstreaks but also add a real money only consumable item to the shop that instantly unlocks the old cool down system for you during this match.

or

B. Scrap the current load out system and make all augments buyable tokens that can be put on cards for real money so you can build your own card if you spend enough money. Also money let’s you upgrade your card so it can have up to 5 augments… for real cash only of course. [/quote]

A because fuck it.
Would you rather:
A. Be hunted by an auto pilot heat signature tracking bomb that will explode if it catches you.
B. Be hunted by a weird alien that sucks out your nutrients on Halloween.
C. Be killed and then get your death undone only for you to die again in a death loop like Dark Souls.

(Mc1412013) #169

A. be forced to play an entire team 7 yr old level 1 players 24/7 with only 8 hrs for sleep for 3 days or
B. eat dinner out of shoes shoe after 3 weeks of not wearing socks during a heat wave

(inscrutableShow) #170

[quote=“MrLashnibro;209086”][quote=“ThaiSan;209060”][quote=“paramountGasoline;209055”]
I will make a really bad attempt to revive the thread.

On a mission would you rather be.

A. Captured and tortured by the side your not on.
B. Be thought of a traitor by your own side and hunted down by the rest of your team.[/quote]

B. Flee, switch sides, become a real traitor, win the war with my new buddies due to my knowledge of our military, become a hero in my new home country.

Would you rather:

A. Remove cool down on all abilities and make them killstreaks but also add a real money only consumable item to the shop that instantly unlocks the old cool down system for you during this match.

or

B. Scrap the current load out system and make all augments buyable tokens that can be put on cards for real money so you can build your own card if you spend enough money. Also money let’s you upgrade your card so it can have up to 5 augments… for real cash only of course. [/quote]

A because @$!# it.
Would you rather:
A. Be hunted by an auto pilot heat signature tracking bomb that will explode if it catches you.
B. Be hunted by a weird alien that sucks out your nutrients on Halloween.
C. Be killed and then get your death undone only for you to die again in a death loop like Dark Souls.[/quote]

B, because sugar does that on Halloween anyway.

A. Be forced to spectate the worst player in the playerbase for three hours a day

or

B. Be that player.

(Tekedo) #171

A. Be forced to spectate the worst player in the playerbase for three hours a day

or

B. Be that player.

B.

In desperation, I have played on EU servers, and had 300 ping. It’s essentially the same thing. I can always choose to not play… my favorite game…

Pick your Poison

A. Playing against whole team of Rhinos,

or

B. Playing against a whole team of Thunders

8v8 obviously.

(MrLashnibro) #172

[quote=“Tekedo;210202”]

A. Be forced to spectate the worst player in the playerbase for three hours a day

or

B. Be that player.

B.

In desperation, I have played on EU servers, and had 300 ping. It’s essentially the same thing. I can always choose to not play… my favorite game…

Pick your Poison

A. Playing against whole team of Rhinos,

or

B. Playing against a whole team of Thunders

8v8 obviously.[/quote]

B since I would just stabbity stab McStab them.
Would you rather:
A. Every kill you get you have to spin around for a minute.
B. Every kill you get you must allow yourself to get killed.
C. Every kill you get discard a 3-perk loadout card.

(JJMAJR) #173

A because at least I can still kill them and try to survive.

The 2016 election is coming up…
Noose or bleach?

(Your worst knifemare.) #174

[quote=“JJMAJR;210266”]A because at least I can still kill them and try to survive.

The 2016 election is coming up…
Noose or bleach?[/quote]

Pretty sure it has to be related to DB though.

(Mc1412013) #175

[quote=“JJMAJR;210266”]A because at least I can still kill them and try to survive.

The 2016 election is coming up…
Noose or bleach?[/quote]

Noose bleach is probably slower and more painfull. Noose is quicker if u get enough force on the drop

(JJMAJR) #176

You can post your poison now, or edit your latest comment to include the poison instead.

(hawkeyeguy99) #177
  1. Play against a single hacker
  2. Play against a full team of Rhino/Aura on underground with all of your teammates playing Vaseline
(averagerussian) #178

[quote=“Mc1412013;209270”]A. be forced to play an entire team 7 yr old level 1 players 24/7 with only 8 hrs for sleep for 3 days or
B. eat dinner out of shoes shoe after 3 weeks of not wearing socks during a heat wave[/quote]

B! Please love me shoe

[quote=“Hawkeyeguy99;210990”]1. Play against a single hacker
2. Play against a full team of Rhino/Aura on underground with all of your teammates playing Vaseline[/quote]

I love trying to kill the hacker in the game