Pick Your Poison DB Edition

(TheStrangerous) #1

Rules are simple, one user gives 2 horrible options and the next users picks his least worst option.

I’ll start.

Would you have a free merc rotation with:

A) Proxy, Fletcher, Bushwhacker?
B) Vassili, RedEye, Aimee?

(Eox) #2

I’m picking A). Everybody would play Proxy : at least the Proxies would actually play the game instead of staying way too far behind and wait for people to miss. Better this than a game cluttered with level 2 Vassilis missing everyone and actually not playing.

This should be more hardcore to pick IMO :
A : play against a full Proxy team.
B : play with a full (bad) Vassili team.

(Vexed) #3

A again because our lord and saviour Lactic-40 shall guide and preserve me.

Choices:
A: Get stuck with 3 missions for a game mode you hate that you can’t drop
B: The crafting quality of life stuff mentioned in the summer squash video gets cancelled.

(Dr_Plantboss) #4

A All the way, because I hate this new system, but I’ll take what I can get. Also, I don’t hate any of the gamemodes, I just don’t really like Execution.

Choices:

  1. Have to play an entire stopwatch match with nothing but the Deagle
  2. Play against an entire team of Naders in Execution.
(Herr_Hanz) #5

play with the deagle. havent seen the how to troll guide?

play as vassili and get lots of hate, or play as proxy and get a lot of hate.

(MisterBadmin) #6

Play as Proxy and get lots of hate. At least I can look down upon the peasants from the top of the scoreboard.

Returning to the Vaseline fueled nightmares:
A. Every team you play with in the next week is entirely Vaselines. (bad snipers)
B. Every team you play against in the next week has exactly one top-tier aggressive Vasilli. (plays the objective AND can snipe)

(Herr_Hanz) #7

A. as a top sniper i would rek dem scrubs, and since those guys cant aim it will be ec as foq.

A. enemy team full of naders
B. enemy team full or fletchers.

(Dr_Plantboss) #8

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(EverythingElse) #9

[quote=“Eox;198030”]I’m picking A). Everybody would play Proxy : at least the Proxies would actually play the game instead of staying way too far behind and wait for people to miss. Better this than a game cluttered with level 2 Vassilis missing everyone and actually not playing.

This should be more hardcore to pick IMO :
A : play against a full Proxy team.
B : play with a full (bad) Vassili team.[/quote]

B i would love to do that all the time imagine all the xp you would get as a medic

  1. For a week play against an enemy team with 4 rhinos and 4 auras
  2. Play for a week without a medic on your team and you cant go medic either
(Herr_Hanz) #10

[quote=“Dr_Plantboss;198077”]@Herr_Hanz A, MisterBadmin said that YOUR team was full of useless snipers, not the enemy’s, and 2: I SAID [quote=“Dr_Plantboss;198050”]
Choices:

[list=1]
[] Have to play an entire stopwatch match with nothing but the Deagle
[] Play against an entire team of Naders in Execution.
[/list][/quote]

NADERS! ALREADY DONE!
[/quote]

  1. sorry for misunderstanding Misterbadmin, its not such a big deal.
  2. you said in execution, i said against a team of naders, no gametype mentioned. a team full of naders is not YOUR idea that only YOU can use and that can only be used once. so stop fussing and say if you want A or B.

[quote=“EverythingElse;198080”][quote=“Eox;198030”]I’m picking A). Everybody would play Proxy : at least the Proxies would actually play the game instead of staying way too far behind and wait for people to miss. Better this than a game cluttered with level 2 Vassilis missing everyone and actually not playing.

This should be more hardcore to pick IMO :
A : play against a full Proxy team.
B : play with a full (bad) Vassili team.[/quote]

B i would love to do that all the time imagine all the xp you would get as a medic

  1. For a week play against an enemy team with 4 rhinos and 4 auras
  2. Play for a week without a medic on your team and you cant go medic either[/quote]

option 2. ive been playing like that for a long time, not thinking that teammates will help will help you avoid stress when a teammate doesnt heal/give ammo. who needs a medic when you are a solo vassili.

A. be a solo vassili.
B. be a solo sparks(no option to revive teammates).

(TheStrangerous) #11

[quote=“Herr_Hanz;198114”][quote=“Dr_Plantboss;198077”]@Herr_Hanz A, MisterBadmin said that YOUR team was full of useless snipers, not the enemy’s, and 2: I SAID [quote=“Dr_Plantboss;198050”]
Choices:

[list=1]
[] Have to play an entire stopwatch match with nothing but the Deagle
[] Play against an entire team of Naders in Execution.
[/list][/quote]

NADERS! ALREADY DONE!
[/quote]

  1. sorry for misunderstanding Misterbadmin, its not such a big deal.
  2. you said in execution, i said against a team of naders, no gametype mentioned. a team full of naders is not YOUR idea that only YOU can use and that can only be used once. so stop fussing and say if you want A or B.

[quote=“EverythingElse;198080”][quote=“Eox;198030”]I’m picking A). Everybody would play Proxy : at least the Proxies would actually play the game instead of staying way too far behind and wait for people to miss. Better this than a game cluttered with level 2 Vassilis missing everyone and actually not playing.

This should be more hardcore to pick IMO :
A : play against a full Proxy team.
B : play with a full (bad) Vassili team.[/quote]

B i would love to do that all the time imagine all the xp you would get as a medic

  1. For a week play against an enemy team with 4 rhinos and 4 auras
  2. Play for a week without a medic on your team and you cant go medic either[/quote]

option 2. ive been playing like that for a long time, not thinking that teammates will help will help you avoid stress when a teammate doesnt heal/give ammo. who needs a medic when you are a solo vassili.

A. be a solo vassili.
B. be a solo sparks(no option to revive teammates).[/quote]

A) Solo Vassili, wait, I always go solo no matter the merc. @ProudLoneWolfPlayerAROOOOOOOU

You get a cobalt loadout card for:

A. Your least favorite merc, with your favorite primary.
B. Your most favorite merc, with least favorite primary.

(MrLashnibro) #12

B. Since there’s no bad primaries on Phoenix :smiley: .

Would you rather:
A. Never earn credits for your arsenal to be filled with nothing but Cobalts and SE.
B. Never earn XP for your arsenal to be filled with Obsidians and Gold.

(EverythingElse) #13

[quote=“MrLashnibro;198194”]B. Since there’s no bad primaries on Phoenix :smiley: .

Would you rather:
A. Never earn credits for your arsenal to be filled with nothing but Cobalts and SE.
B. Never earn XP for your arsenal to be filled with Obsidians and Gold.[/quote]

B you couldnt get other mercs if ya couldnt get creds and obsidians are fap worthy

A. You have rhino but you can only use the stillnoto
B. You have sawbonez but you can only use defibs

(Herr_Hanz) #14

A. im going to master the ’ fat f*ck’ like @SirSwag told me to.

A. play medic but no option to revive
B. play fragger/thunder but no frag/conc grenades or primary weapons.

(SirSwag) #15

@Herr_Hanz that’s what I like to hear.
And I’d play medic. Most scrubs don’t revive anyway. Silly scrubs.

A: You get 3 free Cobalt loadouts for your least played mercs.
B: You gain 300,000 credits but can only spend them on equipment cases.

(Your worst knifemare.) #16

B: At least i can get golds and stuff for old trade ups.

A: Be on a team with kitana Phantoms.

B: Play against a team made entirely from Pheonix and Nader (you can only melee).

(Herr_Hanz) #17

A: Be on a team with kitana Phantoms.

i will rek scrubs while the phantoms distract them.

A. Pistol only with the selbstadt.
B. Knife only with the stilnetto.

(Dr_Plantboss) #18

A OH GOD A. OH GOD THE STILNOTTO IS SH**!!!
Also, recent pistol buff!

A : Play offense on Chapel against an entire team of Arties
B : Play defense on Chapel Against an entire team of Proxies

Bonus points if you play a stopwatch match on Chapel with both.

(BananaSlug) #19

B, with A you would get stuck after the bridge, i would just take bl phantom and snipe these proxies,

would you rather play DB on touch pad or car wheel controller (i dont how its cold)

(SnakekillerX) #20

Touch Pad Would be far easier… though still terrible. lol

A: Play 10 matches in a row getting first place on your team but never winning a match.
B: Winning 10 matches in a row, no thanks to yourself as you were bottom score each time.