Pick Your Poison DB Edition

(MrLashnibro) #21

[quote=“SnakekillerX;199854”]Touch Pad Would be far easier… though still terrible. lol

A: Play 10 matches in a row getting first place on your team but never winning a match.
B: Winning 10 matches in a row, no thanks to yourself as you were bottom score each time.[/quote]

B because I would rather get bonus creds than not getting them.

Would you rather:
A. Have instant revive and instant cooldowns on your medics but you can’t kill or
B. Have unstoppable killing power and invincible but can’t revive teammates.

(buffBook) #22

B. Have unstoppable killing power and invincible but can’t revive teammates.

Team would be safe after i murdered everyone.

Would you rather:
A. Lick Nader’s arm pit or
B. Shave Rhino’s back.

(MrLashnibro) #23

[quote=“buffBook;199881”]B. Have unstoppable killing power and invincible but can’t revive teammates.

Team would be safe after i murdered everyone.

Would you rather:
A. Lick Nader’s arm pit or
B. Shave Rhino’s back.[/quote]

Uhh… I would go with A since my arm pits tastes like rotted grape juice and I hope it tastes like that.

Would you rather:
A. Kill a Proxy that has the speed of all mercs combined with a 1 shot weapon with only 1 bullet or
B. Kill a Rhino that has the health of all mercs combined with an unlimited ammo gun that deals 1 damage?

(TheStrangerous) #24

[quote=“MrLashnibro;199883”][quote=“buffBook;199881”]B. Have unstoppable killing power and invincible but can’t revive teammates.

Team would be safe after i murdered everyone.

Would you rather:
A. Lick Nader’s arm pit or
B. Shave Rhino’s back.[/quote]

Uhh… I would go with A since my arm pits tastes like rotted grape juice and I hope it tastes like that.

Would you rather:
A. Kill a Proxy that has the speed of all mercs combined with a 1 shot weapon with only 1 bullet or
B. Kill a Rhino that has the health of all mercs combined with an unlimited ammo gun that deals 1 damage?[/quote]

B.
Gonna spam as hard as I can.

A. SD removes all mercs, besides 1 for each cathegory, leaving only 5. But fixes all the bugs.
B. SD adds all planned mercs, but never fixes bugs.

(MrLashnibro) #25

[quote=“TheStrangerous;199885”][quote=“MrLashnibro;199883”][quote=“buffBook;199881”]B. Have unstoppable killing power and invincible but can’t revive teammates.

Team would be safe after i murdered everyone.

Would you rather:
A. Lick Nader’s arm pit or
B. Shave Rhino’s back.[/quote]

Uhh… I would go with A since my arm pits tastes like rotted grape juice and I hope it tastes like that.

Would you rather:
A. Kill a Proxy that has the speed of all mercs combined with a 1 shot weapon with only 1 bullet or
B. Kill a Rhino that has the health of all mercs combined with an unlimited ammo gun that deals 1 damage?[/quote]

B.
Gonna spam as hard as I can.

A. SD removes all mercs, besides 1 for each cathegory, leaving only 5. But fixes all the bugs.
B. SD adds all planned mercs, but never fixes bugs.[/quote]

A. I would rather take the risk of having only 5 mercs that I can train to play as to fix all bugs rather than not have the bugs fixed.

Would you rather:
A.Play as Fire Supporters and Engies for a whole year or
B.Play as Medics and Recons for a whole year?

(MisterBadmin) #26

[quote=“MrLashnibro;199886”][quote=“TheStrangerous;199885”][quote=“MrLashnibro;199883”][quote=“buffBook;199881”]B. Have unstoppable killing power and invincible but can’t revive teammates.

Team would be safe after i murdered everyone.

Would you rather:
A. Lick Nader’s arm pit or
B. Shave Rhino’s back.[/quote]

Uhh… I would go with A since my arm pits tastes like rotted grape juice and I hope it tastes like that.

Would you rather:
A. Kill a Proxy that has the speed of all mercs combined with a 1 shot weapon with only 1 bullet or
B. Kill a Rhino that has the health of all mercs combined with an unlimited ammo gun that deals 1 damage?[/quote]

B.
Gonna spam as hard as I can.

A. SD removes all mercs, besides 1 for each cathegory, leaving only 5. But fixes all the bugs.
B. SD adds all planned mercs, but never fixes bugs.[/quote]

A. I would rather take the risk of having only 5 mercs that I can train to play as to fix all bugs rather than not have the bugs fixed.

Would you rather:
A.Play as Fire Supporters and Engies for a whole year or
B.Play as Medics and Recons for a whole year?[/quote]

A. because that is basically what I’ve done for the past year. I’m no stranger to healing, and I know how to save a life, but I could default to Arty while dreaming of Turtle. (The only Recon I play is Grandeur Aimee, and I could live without her.)

I present to thee, these options THREE:
A. Play a 10 game streak against @Amerika 's Redeye.
B. Play a 10 game streak against @HonourBound 's Phantom.
C. Play a 10 game streak against @Jesse 's THUNDAH.

(MrLashnibro) #27

[quote=“MisterBadmin;199896”][quote=“MrLashnibro;199886”][quote=“TheStrangerous;199885”][quote=“MrLashnibro;199883”][quote=“buffBook;199881”]B. Have unstoppable killing power and invincible but can’t revive teammates.

Team would be safe after i murdered everyone.

Would you rather:
A. Lick Nader’s arm pit or
B. Shave Rhino’s back.[/quote]

Uhh… I would go with A since my arm pits tastes like rotted grape juice and I hope it tastes like that.

Would you rather:
A. Kill a Proxy that has the speed of all mercs combined with a 1 shot weapon with only 1 bullet or
B. Kill a Rhino that has the health of all mercs combined with an unlimited ammo gun that deals 1 damage?[/quote]

B.
Gonna spam as hard as I can.

A. SD removes all mercs, besides 1 for each cathegory, leaving only 5. But fixes all the bugs.
B. SD adds all planned mercs, but never fixes bugs.[/quote]

A. I would rather take the risk of having only 5 mercs that I can train to play as to fix all bugs rather than not have the bugs fixed.

Would you rather:
A.Play as Fire Supporters and Engies for a whole year or
B.Play as Medics and Recons for a whole year?[/quote]

A. because that is basically what I’ve done for the past year. I’m no stranger to healing, and I know how to save a life, but I could default to Arty while dreaming of Turtle. (The only Recon I play is Grandeur Aimee, and I could live without her.)

I present to thee, these options THREE:
A. Play a 10 game streak against @Amerika 's Redeye.
B. Play a 10 game streak against @HonourBound 's Phantom.
C. Play a 10 game streak against @Jesse 's THUNDAH.[/quote]

Uh… I dunno who these people are but I have to take with C because I would rather be flashed and not being able to see rather than having a heart attack by Phantom while being killed by the Fog Monster.

Would you rather:
A. Have Phoenix make you a fruit salad.
B. Sawbonez being your body guard for a day.

(MrLashnibro) #28

A. because that is basically what I’ve done for the past year. I’m no stranger to healing, and I know how to save a life, but I could default to Arty while dreaming of Turtle. (The only Recon I play is Grandeur Aimee, and I could live without her.)

I present to thee, these options THREE:
A. Play a 10 game streak against @Amerika 's Redeye.
B. Play a 10 game streak against @HonourBound 's Phantom.
C. Play a 10 game streak against @Jesse 's THUNDAH.[/quote]

Uh… I dunno who these people are but I have to take with C because I would rather be flashed and not being able to see rather than having a heart attack by Phantom while being killed by the Fog Monster.

Would you rather:
A. Have Phoenix make you a fruit salad.
B. Sawbonez being your body guard for a day.

(Amerika) #29

Heh, that was almost a day 1 Redeye. I’ve got little time in with him and none of the previous time was recent! I am starting to play him more though since the GR is just fun and lets me play the range game and the up close game.

(Dr_Plantboss) #30

@MrLashnibro YUMMMMMMM fruit salad!

A: Burn in Stoker hell
B: Cough to death in Redeye’s pot

(MrLashnibro) #31

[quote=“Dr_Plantboss;199916”]@MrLashnibro YUMMMMMMM fruit salad!
http://i.imgur.com/vDxJOf6.gif

A: Burn in Stoker hell
B: Cough to death in Redeye’s pot[/quote]

A. Since at least I can smell his BBQs.

Would you rather:
A. Drink Vasilli’s “Jarate” or
B. Marry Thunder.

(SnakekillerX) #32

B. Marry Thunder… there is always divorce after all. (plus I can keep half his shit! :tongue:… hmmm LMG or Concussion Nades…)

Would you rather:
A. Play Dirty Bomb with a controller
B. Play Dirty Bomb with mouse and keyboard, but worse than someone else who plays with a controller

(MrLashnibro) #33

[quote=“SnakekillerX;200036”]B. Marry Thunder… there is always divorce after all. (plus I can keep half his @$!#! :tongue:… hmmm LMG or Concussion Nades…)

Would you rather:
A. Play Dirty Bomb with a controller
B. Play Dirty Bomb with mouse and keyboard, but worse than someone else who plays with a controller[/quote]

A. Since why not.

Would you rather:
A. Allow Skyhammer to bomb you back to any age you like.
B. Allow Turtle to give you a robotic body part.
C. Allow Stoker to do a fire hula hoop around you while cooking BBQ.

(Dr_Plantboss) #34

[quote=“MrLashnibro;200112”]
Would you rather:
A. Allow Skyhammer to bomb you back to any age you like.
B. Allow Turtle to give you a robotic body part.
C. Allow Stoker to do a fire hula hoop around you while cooking BBQ.[/quote]

C. Aaaaah, the great British bonfire!

Quadruplets:
A. Have to eat three of Fletcher’s spicy meatballs (reference: https://youtube.com/watch?v=AYOPX8_ctvk )
B. Have a 5 egg omelette, made with Nader’s eggs of death (Like little eggs of death!)
C. Have Aimee spy on you while you’re changing (I sent a little birdy to spy on them!)
D. Have to stand with your face 2 feet away from the Great British Bonfire

(MrLashnibro) #35

[quote=“Dr_Plantboss;200124”][quote=“MrLashnibro;200112”]
Would you rather:
A. Allow Skyhammer to bomb you back to any age you like.
B. Allow Turtle to give you a robotic body part.
C. Allow Stoker to do a fire hula hoop around you while cooking BBQ.[/quote]

C. Aaaaah, the great British bonfire!

Quadruplets:
A. Have to eat three of Fletcher’s spicy meatballs (reference: https://youtube.com/watch?v=AYOPX8_ctvk )
B. Have a 5 egg omelette, made with Nader’s eggs of death (Like little eggs of death!)
C. Have Aimee spy on you while you’re changing (I sent a little birdy to spy on them!)
D. Have to stand with your face 2 feet away from the Great British Bonfire[/quote]

C since she can have a look at my body ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°).

Would you rather:
A. Have Phoenix’s accent with Stoker’s body.
B. Have Thunder’s voice with Vasili’s body.
C. Have Aimee’s body with Sparks’ voice.

(Chilled Sanity) #36

[quote=“MrLashnibro;200126”][quote=“Dr_Plantboss;200124”][quote=“MrLashnibro;200112”]
Would you rather:
A. Allow Skyhammer to bomb you back to any age you like.
B. Allow Turtle to give you a robotic body part.
C. Allow Stoker to do a fire hula hoop around you while cooking BBQ.[/quote]

C. Aaaaah, the great British bonfire!

Quadruplets:
A. Have to eat three of Fletcher’s spicy meatballs (reference: https://youtube.com/watch?v=AYOPX8_ctvk )
B. Have a 5 egg omelette, made with Nader’s eggs of death (Like little eggs of death!)
C. Have Aimee spy on you while you’re changing (I sent a little birdy to spy on them!)
D. Have to stand with your face 2 feet away from the Great British Bonfire[/quote]

C since she can have a look at my body ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°).

Would you rather:
A. Have Phoenix’s accent with Stoker’s body.
B. Have Thunder’s voice with Vasili’s body.
C. Have Aimee’s body with Sparks’ voice.[/quote]

A all day everyday.

Would you rather,
A. Reenact Battle of Berlin againist endless barrages of rumble THUNDAAAAs
B. Reenact Normandy Landing againist shit ton of Rhinos
C. Reenact Vietnam war againist streams of Stokers

(Your worst knifemare.) #37

A. At least it wont be as annoying as constant minigun fire.

Ill think of something for this part later, sorry.

(MrLashnibro) #38

[quote=“paramountGasoline;200539”]A. At least it wont be as annoying as constant minigun fire.

Ill think of something for this part later, sorry.[/quote]

Then I’ll do it for you.

Would you rather:
A. Learn how to speak a poorly acted but convincing Russian accent like Thunder did or
B. Know what games Sawbonez was motion capturing for or
C. Donate your blood for Sparks’ “reserach”

(Chilled Sanity) #39

I did my part but Fuck yes, A, til I die , until apocalypse until end of the afterlife and until DB comes out of beta (actually thats kinda too long)

(Dr_Plantboss) #40

[quote=“MrLashnibro;200555”]
B. Know what games Sawbonez was motion capturing for or[/quote]

But Fragger was the one doing motion capture…