Pick Your Poison DB Edition

(MrLashnibro) #41

[quote=“Dr_Plantboss;200592”][quote=“MrLashnibro;200555”]
B. Know what games Sawbonez was motion capturing for or[/quote]

But Fragger was the one doing motion capture…[/quote]

I thought it was Sawbonez though?

(Dr_Plantboss) #42

@MrLashnibro https://dirtybomb.gamepedia.com/Fragger#PROFILE

(DankBeretField) #43

@MrLashnibro

I’ll take A for no good reason.

And my poison: Would you rather

A. For some dumb reasons, Splash Damage cooperate with Blizzard and released Tracer in Dirty Bomb. And you get the chance to play as her but always get rekt by a gang of Vaselines, Phantom and the Fog Monster + a $#!+ton of rumble THUNDAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!

B. SD released Turtle and you will face and ARMY of Turtles whose know nothing but killing and stoping your attacks and crush your defense effectively AKA lose every match with Turtle.

(MrLashnibro) #44

[quote=“canaryField;201035”]@MrLashnibro

I’ll take A for no good reason.

And my poison: Would you rather

A. For some dumb reasons, Splash Damage cooperate with Blizzard and released Tracer in Dirty Bomb. And you get the chance to play as her but always get rekt by a gang of Vaselines, Phantom and the Fog Monster

B. SD released Turtle and you will face and ARMY of Turtles whose know nothing but killing and stoping your attacks and crush your defense effectively.[/quote]

A since screw it.

Would you rather:
A. Have Kira speaking cringeworthy Engrish
B. Have Phantom constantly speaking Kira-san~!

(Your worst knifemare.) #45

B. Nobody should ruin Kiras voice.

Would you rather:
A: Be taught about fire by Stoker for 6 hours straight
B: Be roomates with Thunder for a week
C: Have experiments tested on you by Sparks
D. Be blinded by Aimees snitch (like Proxy)

(Chilled Sanity) #46

Well if you think about it A is the most logical choice really

(DankBeretField) #47

I’ll pick B 'cause I can steal his 'nades. And I don’t want to become something (especially turned into Tr@cer 'cuz i habe cansur just thinking about her) because of Sparks and I don’t want to lose my eyesight because of the Fire Master’s bonfire and Aimee’s Chinese SNITCH.

I’ll think about my poison later. And someone bring their $#!t for me.

[insert poison somewhere]

(MrLashnibro) #48

[quote=“canaryField;201217”]I’ll pick B 'cause I can steal his 'nades. And I don’t want to become something (especially turned into Tr@cer 'cuz i habe cansur just thinking about her) because of Sparks and I don’t want to lose my eyesight because of the Fire Master’s bonfire and Aimee’s Chinese SNITCH.

I’ll think about my poison later. And someone bring their $#!t for me.

[insert poison somewhere][/quote]

Fine I’ll do it for you.
Would you rather:
A. Have Proxy’s face on Rhino.
B. Have Sparks’ face on Stoker.

(Dr_Plantboss) #49

Proxies face on rhino. https://youtube.com/watch?v=jTZJnU5ewbo

A : Play with an entire team of nublet Vassilis for the rest of your life
B : Play with an entire enemy team of amazing level 150 Vassilis for the rest of your life.

(MrLashnibro) #50

[quote=“Dr_Plantboss;201288”]Proxies face on rhino. https://youtube.com/watch?v=jTZJnU5ewbo

A : Play with an entire team of nublet Vassilis for the rest of your life
B : Play with an entire enemy team of amazing level 150 Vassilis for the rest of your life.[/quote]

B since I can at least have a heart attack by someone else that isn’t Phantom.
Would you rather:
A. Have Stoker use Hamon (JJBA reference)
B. Have Phoenix be a Vampire.

(DankBeretField) #51

A cuz why not?

Would you rather:

A. Be a loser, get lots of hate but win every match;

B. Be a god, get lots of love but lose every match.

(MrLashnibro) #52

[quote=“canaryField;201741”]A cuz why not?

Would you rather:

A. Be a loser, get lots of hate but win every match;

B. Be a god, get lots of love but lose every match.[/quote]

A since at least they can kiss my ass.
Would you rather:
A. Marry Thunder but gets nothing but hate from other mercs.
B. Marry all other mercs except Thunder but he’ll haunt you to death.

(Your worst knifemare.) #53

@MrLashnibro Thunder would only haunt you if you were a medic.

(MrLashnibro) #54

I’m pretty sure he says that when he get rev’d by anyone not just medics.

(Dysfnal) #55

Definitely B, I’d rather not be on the bad side of 19 trained killers, (I’m including turtle) thank you very much, especially Aimee, she’s a sociopath, and more than just a pretty face.

Option A: face a team of PDP Redeyes with no cooldowns, and you can only play Phantom
Option B: face a team of Kawaii Kiras with no cooldowns, and you can only play Rhino

(MrLashnibro) #56

[quote=“Dysfnal;201953”]Definitely B, I’d rather not be on the bad side of 19 trained killers, (I’m including turtle) thank you very much, especially Aimee, she’s a sociopath, and more than just a pretty face.

Option A: face a team of PDP Redeyes with no cooldowns, and you can only play Phantom
Option B: face a team of Kawaii Kiras with no cooldowns, and you can only play Rhino[/quote]

A cuz why not.
Would you rather:
A. Have Sparks be on her sociopath side.
B. Have Phoenix gives you a not guarenteed life insurance.

(BlackboltLW) #57

[quote=“MrLashnibro;202040”]
Would you rather:
A. Have Sparks be on her sociopath side.
B. Have Phoenix gives you a not guarenteed life insurance.[/quote]

B, because Armed Jesus who Rises up from the ashes would at least save me, right?

Would you rather
A. Face whole team of Thunder, and they have no cooldown on the Concussion grenade, or
B. Face whole team of Fragger, and they have no cooldown on the Frag grenade

(boerhae) #58

B, as A sounds like I’d be looking at a blank screen for 15 minutes or so… at least the Fragger thing would look funny.

(boerhae) #59

Would you rather:
Be forced to never revive anyone, while you are playing medic
Be forced to revive everyone, as a non-medic

(Dr_Plantboss) #60

Since this is what almost every level -6 does, well…

Nobody ever said that the options had to be bad. You could have the option of 2 things that you would like doing.

[b]A: Go to an all-night party with Arty

B: Have a bonfire cookout with Stoker[/b]