Pick Your Poison DB Edition


(MrLashnibro) #61

Since this is what almost every level -6 does, well…

Nobody ever said that the options had to be bad. You could have the option of 2 things that you would like doing.

[b]A: Go to an all-night party with Arty

B: Have a bonfire cookout with Stoker[/b][/quote]

B Since that’s basically the equivelant of me IRL.
Would you rather:
A. Have all mercs do fabulous JoJo poses.
B. have all mercs dance to “Dude Looks Like a Lady” by Aerosmith.


(aminuseternal) #62

[quote=“MrLashnibro;202040”]
Would you rather:
A. Have Sparks be on her sociopath side.
B. Have Phoenix gives you a not guarenteed life insurance.[/quote]

A… because don’t judge me okay.


(Thai-San) #63

Would you rather:

A. Play in a team only made of low level Auras who don’t understand the concept of healing/reviving and can’t aim for sh*t against an average team in SW.

or

B. Play with an average team against a premade team of level 100+ Proxies in SW.


(MrLashnibro) #64

[quote=“ThaiSan;202321”]Would you rather:

A. Play in a team only made of low level Auras who don’t understand the concept of healing/reviving and can’t aim for sh*t against an average team in SW.

or

B. Play with an average team against a premade team of level 100+ Proxies in SW.[/quote]

B as long as they don’t lag me.
Would you rather:
A. Listen to Phoenix rant about the Spanish Inquisitors.
B. Listen to Thunder making shitty “In Soviet Russia…” jokes.


(DankBeretField) #65

I’ll take B. At least I can laugh at something that is quite illegal in my city.

This is the most strangest poison I’ve ever posted, 'cuz this one is related to Overwatch, but f*ck it.
Would you rather:

A. Have Proxy with Tracer’s powers
B. Have Rhino with Winston’s powers
C. Have Skyhammer with Soldier: 76’s powers
D. Have Aimee with Widowmaker’s powers
E. Have Sawbonez with Mercy’s powers

With every choice you’ll make, you will face the other choices I made, so think twice before making a decision.

P.S: Vietnamese font making typing this like a pain in my @$$


(knightenchanter) #66

i’ll go with a if only because i’m used to playing fast, squishy characters

who would you rather be on the opposing team:
a) a completely invisible & inaudible phantom
b) a proxy with the ability to arm five mines


(MrLashnibro) #67

[quote=“knightenchanter;202356”]i’ll go with a if only because i’m used to playing fast, squishy characters

who would you rather be on the opposing team:
a) a completely invisible & inaudible phantom
b) a proxy with the ability to arm five mines[/quote]

B since whatevs.
Would you rather:
A. Love the one you hate
B. Hate the one you love.


(Someordinaryguy) #68

[quote=“MrLashnibro;202360”][quote=“knightenchanter;202356”]i’ll go with a if only because i’m used to playing fast, squishy characters

who would you rather be on the opposing team:
a) a completely invisible & inaudible phantom
b) a proxy with the ability to arm five mines[/quote]

B since whatevs.
Would you rather:
A. Love the one you hate
B. Hate the one you love.
[/quote]

Same thing for those I like, depends on my day xD

Would you rather:

A)Bring Beyblade Phantom back?

B)Add Beyblade Kira?


(aminuseternal) #69

B
I cannot love the ones I hate so I guess I have to hate Sparks ;_;


(MrLashnibro) #70

[quote=“Someordinaryguy;202394”][quote=“MrLashnibro;202360”][quote=“knightenchanter;202356”]i’ll go with a if only because i’m used to playing fast, squishy characters

who would you rather be on the opposing team:
a) a completely invisible & inaudible phantom
b) a proxy with the ability to arm five mines[/quote]

B since whatevs.
Would you rather:
A. Love the one you hate
B. Hate the one you love.
[/quote]

Same thing for those I like, depends on my day xD

Would you rather:

A)Bring Beyblade Phantom back?

B)Add Beyblade Kira?[/quote]

A since at least I won’t bear every time Kira says Kawaii~
Would you rather:
A. Have all medics argue over your dead body.
B. Have all Fire supporters annoy you when you sleep.
C. Have all Engies destroyed all your electronical devices.
D. Have all Recons stalk you 24/7 in every angle.


(Dysfnal) #71

@MrLashnibro because the “how about that” phantom voice crack is sooo much better

D, because that would be creepy, not obnoxious

Would you rather…
A. Have Phantom as a brother
Or
B. Have Redeye as a father


(inscrutableShow) #72

[quote=“Dysfnal;202619”]@MrLashnibro because the “how about that” phantom voice crack is sooo much better

D, because that would be creepy, not obnoxious

Would you rather…
A. Have Phantom as a brother
Or
B. Have Redeye as a father[/quote]

B, I don’t hate Redeye.

Would you rather:

A: Have damage on all weapons nerfed so low that you have to shoot them like twenty times to kill them, or

B: Have damage on all weapons buffed so high that 1-2 shots kill average health mercs.


(MisterBadmin) #73

[quote=“inscrutableShow;202640”]
Would you rather:

A: Have damage on all weapons nerfed so low that you have to shoot them like twenty times to kill them, or

B: Have damage on all weapons buffed so high that 1-2 shots kill average health mercs.[/quote]

A because then I wouldn’t have to deal with shotguns and snipers.

Speaking of Shotguns and Snipers…
Would you rather:
A: Have Vassili become a permanent free merc. (a la Aura/Skydad)
B: Have Proxy become a permanent free merc. (a la Aura/Skydad)


(Dysfnal) #74

B, at least we’d have a free engineer

Would you rather…
A. Play against a team with 2 excellent aura/rhino combos without explosives (including Molotov)
B. Play against a team of shotgun proxies without fully automatic or burst fire weapons


(crimsonDessert) #75

(Seems like my quoting function is not working… Umm)

[Would you rather…
A. Play against a team with 2 excellent aura/rhino combos without explosives (including Molotov)
B. Play against a team of shotgun proxies without fully automatic or burst fire weapons]

B because if its already reached Pit bottom why not dig further ?

A. Have a free rotation with Rhino, Nader and fletcher.
Or
B. Fight against a team of Arties and Skyhammers on chapel.


(Dysfnal) #76

B: they have no medics

A: play on a team of all medics, as a medic
B: play on a team of all assaults, as an assault
C: play on a team of all engineers, as an engineer
D : play on a team of all recons, as a recon
E: play on a team of all fire supports, as a fire support


(Thai-San) #77

C: Proxy Rush with a couple of Fletchers as backup. Sounds good.

Would you rather:
A. Never get trading
B. Never get Turtle
C Never get the balancing we deserve but all the content we want


(Dr_Plantboss) #78

B. I want goddamn card trading.

A. Never have an engy on your team

B. never have a medic on your team


(Your worst knifemare.) #79

A. Im always a medic.

Would.you rather:

A. Be married to Thunder for the rest of your life.
B. Be stalked by Aimee the rest of your life.


(Dysfnal) #80

B. It’s my good looks, isn’t it?

A: they fix the underground spawncamp
B: they make bridge not hell for attackers
C: they optimize dome and make it a better map