Pick Your Poison DB Edition


(Thai-San) #81

B. because I rage every time on that sh*tty map. Underground Spawncamp have gotten pretty rare, at least for me and Dome works just fine for me.

A: Give Bushwacker the ability to level up his Turret and repair Deployables
B: Let Phantom disguise as enemy players
C: Decrease selfdamage and increase nockback of Fletchers Sticky Bombs so he’s able to do viable Stickyjumps.


(MrLashnibro) #82

[quote=“ThaiSan;203027”]B. because I rage every time on that sh*tty map. Underground Spawncamp have gotten pretty rare, at least for me and Dome works just fine for me.

A: Give Bushwacker the ability to level up his Turret and repair Deployables
B: Let Phantom disguise as enemy players
C: Decrease selfdamage and increase nockback of Fletchers Sticky Bombs so he’s able to do viable Stickyjumps.[/quote]

B since A that would be straight off from the Engie in TF2 and C we don’t want bunny hoppers 2.0.
Would you rather:
A. Have Dome, Chapel and Trainyard be completed destroyed having on debris.
B. Have Terminal, Underground and Bridge have civilians.


(Pedobear) #83

A. Because I remember somthing in teamfortrest2

Woul you rather:
A. lose every single match but be the best of the 2 team?
B. win every single match but be worst of the 2 team?


(Dysfnal) #84

B. If I topscore we most likely lost anyway (legit today, I why 32/11 as Aimee and Proxy, with a god-like at the end, and we still lost). At least with B of I do amazing that means my team did even better

A: be forced to use Stilnotto only with sparks
B: be forced to use Simeon only with rhino


(Boory Marks) #85

B. Despite how much I like the looks and how fast I can go with the Stilnotto, we all know how weird it’s hitbox is, which is why I have a new fave Nader card (yes, the old one has stilnotto)

A. Have PDP pro’s against you for one match
B. Have grenade launcher pro’s against you for one match


(MrLashnibro) #86

[quote=“BooryDarthNader;203179”]B. Despite how much I like the looks and how fast I can go with the Stilnotto, we all know how weird it’s hitbox is, which is why I have a new fave Nader card (yes, the old one has stilnotto)

A. Have PDP pro’s against you for one match
B. Have grenade launcher pro’s against you for one match[/quote]

A since I just purchased Phantom and have become snipers’ SHEER HEART ATTACK.
Would you rather:
A. Kill your teammates but get 10x more XP and credits.
B. Instant win every match but a 30x reduction to your XP and credits.


(Dysfnal) #87

@BooryDarthNader it has a reliable lunge, but the slash is horrible (the lunge also does 85 damage, 5 more than the Beckhill) though that isn’t all that helpful.


(Boory Marks) #88

@Dysfnal True. But it doesn’t matter to me anymore because the cricket bat is my new fave melee weapon.

[quote=“MrLashnibro;203451”][quote=“BooryDarthNader;203179”]B. Despite how much I like the looks and how fast I can go with the Stilnotto, we all know how weird it’s hitbox is, which is why I have a new fave Nader card (yes, the old one has stilnotto)

A. Have PDP pro’s against you for one match
B. Have grenade launcher pro’s against you for one match[/quote]

A since I just purchased Phantom and have become snipers’ SHEER HEART ATTACK.
Would you rather:
A. Kill your teammates but get 10x more XP and credits.
B. Instant win every match but a 30x reduction to your XP and credits.[/quote]

@MrLashnibro I don’t know what you mean by this. Please explain. :slight_smile:


(Your worst knifemare.) #89

[quote=“MrLashnibro;203451”]

A since I just purchased Phantom and have become snipers’ SHEER HEART ATTACK.
Would you rather:
A. Kill your teammates but get 10x more XP and credits.
B. Instant win every match but a 30x reduction to your XP and credits.[/quote]

A. Cause whats the fun of instant wins and low pay?

Would you rather:
A. Have only your weapons damage be nerfed by 50%
B.Have their accuracy nerfed by 50%


(MrLashnibro) #90

[quote=“BooryDarthNader;203526”]@Dysfnal True. But it doesn’t matter to me anymore because the cricket bat is my new fave melee weapon.

[quote=“MrLashnibro;203451”][quote=“BooryDarthNader;203179”]B. Despite how much I like the looks and how fast I can go with the Stilnotto, we all know how weird it’s hitbox is, which is why I have a new fave Nader card (yes, the old one has stilnotto)

A. Have PDP pro’s against you for one match
B. Have grenade launcher pro’s against you for one match[/quote]

A since I just purchased Phantom and have become snipers’ SHEER HEART ATTACK.
Would you rather:
A. Kill your teammates but get 10x more XP and credits.
B. Instant win every match but a 30x reduction to your XP and credits.[/quote]

@MrLashnibro I don’t know what you mean by this. Please explain. :slight_smile: [/quote]

A means that you and only you have the abilities to kill your teammates and doing so will give so 10 times more credits and XP. B lets you instantly win every match but the amount of XP and credits you earn will be decreased by 30%.


(CyberVonCyberus) #91

i would choose A because accuracy decrease of 50% would make them worthless
now here is mine
A.be the test subject for pheonix new experimental nano healing(note that it hasn’t been tested at all)
B.be the test subject of the team forteress 2 medic


(MrLashnibro) #92

[quote=“memorableCarrot;203573”]i would choose A because accuracy decrease of 50% would make them worthless
now here is mine
A.be the test subject for pheonix new experimental nano healing(note that it hasn’t been tested at all)
B.be the test subject of the team forteress 2 medic[/quote]

B since GERMAN SCIENCE IS BEST SCIENCE IN ZA WORLD! (JJBA reference again)
Would you rather:
A. Have Phantom be the ultimate merc.
B. Have Proxy be the ultimate merc.
C. Have Sparks be the ultimate merc.
D. Have Arty be the ultimate merc.


(Dr_Plantboss) #93

[quote=“MrLashnibro;203577”]
C. Have Sparks be the ultimate merc[/quote]

Because I love Sparks :slight_smile:


(DankBeretField) #94

B cuz I shall DESTROY the cancerous Phantoms.

A. Lose every match but having your favorite Cobalt cards for ALL mercs.

B. Win every match, but your computer uninstall Dirty Bomb. Forced to play Overwatch Competitive forever with a team of Widowmaker Vaseline and fight against a professional team.


(MrLashnibro) #95

[quote=“canaryField;203590”]B cuz I shall DESTROY the cancerous Phantoms.

A. Lose every match but having your favorite Cobalt cards for ALL mercs.

B. Win every match, but your computer uninstall Dirty Bomb. Forced to play Overwatch Competitive forever with a team of Widowmaker Vaseline and fight against a professional team.[/quote]

A since I don’t even have Overwatch to play!
Would you rather:
A. Hear Kira saying Dio Brando’s WRYYYYY!!! for the entire match.
B. Have Fragger and Thunder re-enact the ORAORAORAORA! vs MUDAMUDAMUDAMUDA! punching scene in JJBA Stardust Crusaders in the entire match?


(CyberVonCyberus) #96

B all the way that fragger vs thunder would be epic

allright let see what can i do …

a.having the ingame annoucer criticizing you all the time

b.getting your home robbed by phantom


(MrLashnibro) #97

[quote=“memorableCarrot;203642”]B all the way that fragger vs thunder would be epic

allright let see what can i do …

a.having the ingame annoucer criticizing you all the time

b.bieng stalked all the time by phantom[/quote]

B since that’s not jumpscaring, that’s just being a weirdo.
Would you rather:
A. Have all male mercs be “Dude Looks Like Lady” (Aerosmith reference)
B. Have all female merc shoot you with their “Sex Pistols”


(CyberVonCyberus) #98

yeah having the ingame annoucer shouting at you all the time would be horrible
“go to the bloody school !”
“DO YOUR FOKIN EXAM !!!”
“12/20 ,bloody rubish you are”


(Dr_Plantboss) #99

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A: Get shocked every time you miss
B: Get $0.01 USD on steam every time you land a shot


(Chilled Sanity) #100

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A: Get shocked every time you miss
B: Get $0.01 USD on steam every time you land a shot
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How this is even a poison