Pick Your Poison DB Edition

(Chilled Sanity) #101

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A: Get shocked every time you miss
B: Get $0.01 USD on steam every time you land a shot
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Just get the MP5K and make your friend play rhino with some auras

(Dysfnal) #102

I mean, if you’re into getting shocked, A could be a good choice

(Your worst knifemare.) #103

Well back to the subject ill take B

Would you rather be protected by:
A.Pheonix
B.Proxy
C.Aimee
D.Rhino

(The other choices will try to kill you)

(Dr_Plantboss) #104

[quote=“paramountGasoline;204228”]
C.Aimee

(The other choices will try to kill you)[/quote]

Because then she won’t snipe me.

(CyberVonCyberus) #105

i would choose pheonix since he could heal me and revive me if needed

now here is mine
A.have to endure a whole week with thunder as your roomate while he is watching TV and cheering for the russian olympic team during night
B.have to endure the sounds of constant gunfire and explosions for a week while living next to a firing range where the fire support mercs are training

(inscrutableShow) #106

[quote=“memorableCarrot;204239”]i would choose pheonix since he could heal me and revive me if needed

now here is mine
A.have to endure a whole week with thunder as your roomate while he is watching TV and cheering for the russian olympic team during night
B.have to endure the sounds of constant gunfire and explosions for a week while living next to a firing range where the fire support mercs are training[/quote]

B, at least the fire supports won’t shoot me when I cheer for the US.

Would you rather…

A: 1v1 Kira with swords IRL, or…

B: Be part of a real-life Dirty Bomb match.

You can die for real in both.

(Your worst knifemare.) #107

[quote=“inscrutableShow;204262”][quote=“memorableCarrot;204239”]i would choose pheonix since he could heal me and revive me if needed

now here is mine
A.have to endure a whole week with thunder as your roomate while he is watching TV and cheering for the russian olympic team during night
B.have to endure the sounds of constant gunfire and explosions for a week while living next to a firing range where the fire support mercs are training[/quote]

B, at least the fire supports won’t shoot me when I cheer for the US.

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And unlike Thunder cheers you can sleep through the sounds of fire support.

(Dr_Plantboss) #108

[quote=“inscrutableShow;204262”]

A: 1v1 Kira with swords IRL, or…

You can die for real in both. [/quote]

I’m a fencer.

A: Face an army of melee Naders while playing Aimee

B: Face an army of level 150 PDP Vassilis while playing Rhino

(MrLashnibro) #109

[quote=“Dr_Plantboss;204286”][quote=“inscrutableShow;204262”]

A: 1v1 Kira with swords IRL, or…

You can die for real in both. [/quote]

I’m a fencer.

A: Face an army of melee Naders while playing Aimee

B: Face an army of level 150 PDP Vassilis while playing Rhino[/quote]

A since I imporved my sniping in DB greatly so this should be fun.
Would you rather:
A. Have a match that all mercs have 1 bullet in their guns and 1 health with no health regeneration.
B. Have a match where they have HAX!! health but no weapons and only melee?

(CyberVonCyberus) #110

A sounds quite intresting so i pick it

and sorry i have no idea for a poison right now

(TheStrangerous) #111

j[quote=“MrLashnibro;204381”][quote=“Dr_Plantboss;204286”][quote=“inscrutableShow;204262”]

A: 1v1 Kira with swords IRL, or…

You can die for real in both. [/quote]

I’m a fencer.

A: Face an army of melee Naders while playing Aimee

B: Face an army of level 150 PDP Vassilis while playing Rhino[/quote]

A since I imporved my sniping in DB greatly so this should be fun.
Would you rather:
A. Have a match that all mercs have 1 bullet in their guns and 1 health with no health regeneration.
B. Have a match where they have HAX!! health but no weapons and only melee?[/quote]

A. Instagib, eh whatever, I’d deal with it.

If TF2 and DB had “international student exchange” for a month, would you exchange:

A. Phantom with Spy?
B. Bushwhacker with TF2 Engineer?

(MrLashnibro) #112

[quote=“TheStrangerous;204406”]j[quote=“MrLashnibro;204381”][quote=“Dr_Plantboss;204286”][quote=“inscrutableShow;204262”]

A: 1v1 Kira with swords IRL, or…

You can die for real in both. [/quote]

I’m a fencer.

A: Face an army of melee Naders while playing Aimee

B: Face an army of level 150 PDP Vassilis while playing Rhino[/quote]

A since I imporved my sniping in DB greatly so this should be fun.
Would you rather:
A. Have a match that all mercs have 1 bullet in their guns and 1 health with no health regeneration.
B. Have a match where they have HAX!! health but no weapons and only melee?[/quote]

A. Instagib, eh whatever, I’d deal with it.

If TF2 and DB had “international student exchange” for a month, would you exchange:

A. Phantom with Spy?
B. Bushwhacker with TF2 Engineer?[/quote]

A because reasons.
Would you rather:
A. Have Fragger to have scars shaped of the Canada flag on his back.
B. Have Thunder to have scars shaped of the Russia flag on his chest.

(TheStrangerous) #113

[quote=“MrLashnibro;204566”][quote=“TheStrangerous;204406”]j[quote=“MrLashnibro;204381”][quote=“Dr_Plantboss;204286”][quote=“inscrutableShow;204262”]

A: 1v1 Kira with swords IRL, or…

You can die for real in both. [/quote]

I’m a fencer.

A: Face an army of melee Naders while playing Aimee

B: Face an army of level 150 PDP Vassilis while playing Rhino[/quote]

A since I imporved my sniping in DB greatly so this should be fun.
Would you rather:
A. Have a match that all mercs have 1 bullet in their guns and 1 health with no health regeneration.
B. Have a match where they have HAX!! health but no weapons and only melee?[/quote]

A. Instagib, eh whatever, I’d deal with it.

If TF2 and DB had “international student exchange” for a month, would you exchange:

A. Phantom with Spy?
B. Bushwhacker with TF2 Engineer?[/quote]

A because reasons.
Would you rather:
A. Have Fragger to have scars shaped of the Canada flag on his back.
B. Have Thunder to have scars shaped of the Russia flag on his chest.[/quote]

A. Honestly, what’s the difference? We can’t see either Fragger’s back or Thunder’s chest in game shrugs

Would you want DB to be tainted with:

A. CoD’s deathstreaks, killstreaks, something-streaks abilities.
B. Have overpowered vehicles from BF series.

(Dr_Plantboss) #114

Because at least I could use them. There’s no real room on any maps to use a vehicle.

A: Play a drinking game against Thunder using vodka shots
B: Play a drinking game against Rhino using whiskey

(MrLashnibro) #115

Because at least I could use them. There’s no real room on any maps to use a vehicle.

A: Play a drinking game against Thunder using vodka shots
B: Play a drinking game against Rhino using whiskey[/quote]

B. since whiskey doesn’t smell like tomato juice.
Would you rather:
A. Have all mercs get their own theme song when they’re on top of the scoreboard.
B. Have all mercs get their own victory poses when they’re on top of the scoreboard.

(DankBeretField) #116

A all the way. I like new ideas, after all.

Again, Overwatch related poison. Would you rather:

A. Play Phantom in Overwatch against a defending elite Mercy Apocalypse Team.

B. Play with 3 Tracers in attacking Bridge. Those Tracers are better at spamming HIYA than successfully incap a standing Aura without her Healing Station.

In either case, you are playing a Competitive/Ranked match without your friends.

P.S: Do you think that I should stop putting anything related to Overwatch in my next post? Please give me an answer.

(crimsonDessert) #117

B, cause i dont know how tracers are, but it cant be worst than a bunch of cancer delivering, shotgun weilding proxies.

A. Have a special edition card for your least favorite merc with your best gun for that merc.

Or

B. Have a special edition card for your favorite merc with your worst gun for that merc.

(Your worst knifemare.) #118

A. Once trading comes along i can give the crap Vassili to some guy fir a cobalt 181 Sparks

A. Be a school teacher before the Dirty bomb incident.

B. Be a lawyer before the incident.
(Yes they both have something to do in the mercs page)

(Thai-San) #119

[quote=“paramountGasoline;205373”]
A. Be a school teacher before the Dirty bomb incident.

B. Be a lawyer before the incident.
(Yes they both have something to do in the mercs page)[/quote]

B. Since I would start a class action lawsuit against the British government and get damn rich!

Would you rather:

A: Make the EV drivable like a normal vihicle and not like the payload from tf2 and change the maps so they have different paths to go for the EV so the team can play on their strengths.

or

B: Have Air support abilities be controlled via a PDA so you don’t need line of sight lasers or marker grenades anymore.

@canaryField

[center]“Keep Overwatch out of our forums! Make Dirty Bomb great again!”[/center]

-TrumpSan

(MrLashnibro) #120

[quote=“ThaiSan;205385”][quote=“paramountGasoline;205373”]
A. Be a school teacher before the Dirty bomb incident.

B. Be a lawyer before the incident.
(Yes they both have something to do in the mercs page)[/quote]

B. Since I would start a class action lawsuit against the British government and get damn rich!

Would you rather:

A: Make the EV drivable like a normal vihicle and not like the payload from tf2 and change the maps so they have different paths to go for the EV so the team can play on their strengths.

or

B: Have Air support abilities be controlled via a PDA so you don’t need line of sight lasers or marker grenades anymore.

@canaryField

[center]“Keep Overwatch out of our forums! Make Dirty Bomb great again!”[/center]

-TrumpSan

B for Battlefield.
Would you rather:
A. Have Skyhammer to drop a nuke.
B. Have Kira control the Death Star.