A. because Kira has already to many good things, its time to give our favorite scot something.
A. Whenever thunder concs someone he says: You just got… Thunderstruck
Or
B. Whenever Nader kills someone with the grenade launcher she says: that was… Eggcellent.
B. Won’t be as annoying as “You just got Thundershock”. Also Thunder would probally say “you just got …Banged”.
A. Own Pheonix’s nanobots
B. Own Aimees SNITCH
C. Own Sparks’ REVIVER
D. Own Kiras Kawaii beam
[quote=“paramountGasoline;205672”]B. Won’t be as annoying as “You just got Thundershock”. Also Thunder would probally say “you just got …Banged”.
A. Own Pheonix’s nanobots
B. Own Aimees SNITCH
C. Own Sparks’ REVIVER
D. Own Kiras Kawaii beam[/quote]
A because nanomachines son!
Would you rather:
A. Give Phantom Excalibur
B. Give Kira a laser beam that shoots out steamrollers.
[quote=“MrLashnibro;205704”]
A. Give Phantom Excalibur[/quote]
Becuz dat sword. [center]https://hydra-media.cursecdn.com/terraria.gamepedia.com/f/fa/Excalibur.png?version=b7c13ecb51d06266f532cc298e18282a[/center]
A: Have to live in post-bomb London while wearing a protective suit all the time and running in between gunfights
B: Having to be one of the people cleaning up the disaster
[quote=“Dr_Plantboss;205705”][quote=“MrLashnibro;205704”]
A. Give Phantom Excalibur[/quote]
Becuz dat sword. [center]https://hydra-media.cursecdn.com/terraria.gamepedia.com/f/fa/Excalibur.png?version=b7c13ecb51d06266f532cc298e18282a[/center]
A: Have to live in post-bomb London while wearing a protective suit all the time and running in between gunfights
B: Having to be one of the people cleaning up the disaster[/quote]
B because I’m at least getting payed by the goverments.
Would you rather:
A. Put Arty’s face on Skyhammer’s body and vice versa.
B. Put Phoenix’s face on Sawbonez’s body and vice versa.
[quote=“MrLashnibro;205766”][quote=“Dr_Plantboss;205705”][quote=“MrLashnibro;205704”]
A. Give Phantom Excalibur[/quote]
Becuz dat sword. [center]https://hydra-media.cursecdn.com/terraria.gamepedia.com/f/fa/Excalibur.png?version=b7c13ecb51d06266f532cc298e18282a[/center]
A: Have to live in post-bomb London while wearing a protective suit all the time and running in between gunfights
B: Having to be one of the people cleaning up the disaster[/quote]
B because I’m at least getting payed by the goverments.
Would you rather:
A. Put Arty’s face on Skyhammer’s body and vice versa.
B. Put Phoenix’s face on Sawbonez’s body and vice versa.[/quote]
B. I wanna see hilarious results of them trying to figure out each others abilities, and failing during battles.
If SD was forced to buff one of the mercs, to ludicrous levels, would it be:
A. Phantom with Jedi Powers and lightsaber gameplay mechanics from Jedi Academy games.
B. Sparks with Ubercharge and other TF2 Medic unlockables/weapons.
B, because I think Phantom getting melee based powers would seal his place in the gutter.
If SD were to change certain mercs…
A. Rhino gains objective specialist and becomes an engineer.
B. Fletcher loses objective specialist and becomes an assault.
[quote=“JJMAJR;205792”]B, because I think Phantom getting melee based powers would seal his place in the gutter.
If SD were to change certain mercs…
A. Rhino gains objective specialist and becomes an engineer.
B. Fletcher loses objective specialist and becomes an assault.[/quote]
A since he’s both has dumb high health and is an engi.
Would you rather:
A. Have Kira turned into a serial killer who only kills men for hands AKA this guy: http://jojo.wikia.com/wiki/Yoshikage_Kira
B. Have Phantom stoned.
[quote=“MrLashnibro;205793”][quote=“JJMAJR;205792”]B, because I think Phantom getting melee based powers would seal his place in the gutter.
If SD were to change certain mercs…
A. Rhino gains objective specialist and becomes an engineer.
B. Fletcher loses objective specialist and becomes an assault.[/quote]
A since he’s both has dumb high health and is an engi.
Would you rather:
A. Have Kira turned into a serial killer who only kills men for hands AKA this guy: http://jojo.wikia.com/wiki/Yoshikage_Kira
B. Have Phantom stoned.[/quote]
B. There’d be no threat after all.
Speaking of HANDS…
If you had to only jerk off using dismembered hand, would it be:
A. Phantom’s Hand, which goes invisible while you do it.
B. Phoenix’s Hand, which heals you while you do it.
[quote=“TheStrangerous;205801”][quote=“MrLashnibro;205793”][quote=“JJMAJR;205792”]B, because I think Phantom getting melee based powers would seal his place in the gutter.
If SD were to change certain mercs…
A. Rhino gains objective specialist and becomes an engineer.
B. Fletcher loses objective specialist and becomes an assault.[/quote]
A since he’s both has dumb high health and is an engi.
Would you rather:
A. Have Kira turned into a serial killer who only kills men for hands AKA this guy: http://jojo.wikia.com/wiki/Yoshikage_Kira
B. Have Phantom stoned.[/quote]
B. There’d be no threat after all.
Speaking of HANDS…
If you had to only jerk off using dismembered hand, would it be:
A. Phantom’s Hand, which goes invisible while you do it.
B. Phoenix’s Hand, which heals you while you do it.[/quote]
B since why would I need to be invisible when I could just not yell?
Would you rather:
A. Give small mercs huge OP weapons but too big to handle.
B. Give bulky mercs small weapons they can’t even use.
i would choose A because seeing proxy hauling a minigun around and getting thrown around from from the recoil would be pretty funny unlike seeing thunder using an empire-9
now lets see
A.have to endure 3 hours of proxy making puns non stop
B.have to endure 3 hours of thunder making soviet russia jokes non stop
Because that’s what I do.[/right]All the time.[right]So we’d get along just fine.
WOULD YOU RATHER:
A: Have to endure Phantom making jokes about being invisible for an hour
B: Listen to Proxy’s pain sounds for an hour
B. I’m sick of incompetent people making shit jokes all the time that I would much rather listen to Proxy endure those jokes for me.
Now let’s see…
A. Have some “fun” with Javelin. (Who knows, she might be fat.)
B. Have Bushwhacker’s entire collection of japanese manga/anime, along with his waifu pillow.
Actually, scratch out the pillow part, it might have questionable stains on it.
[quote=“JJMAJR;205884”]B. I’m sick of incompetent people making @$!# jokes all the time that I would much rather listen to Proxy endure those jokes for me.
Now let’s see…
A. Have some “fun” with Javelin. (Who knows, she might be fat.)
B. Have Bushwhacker’s entire collection of japanese manga/anime, along with his waifu pillow.
Actually, scratch out the pillow part, it might have questionable stains on it.[/quote]
A since why not.
Would you rather:
A. Hear Phantom making a cringey WRYYYYYYY!!! non stop.
B. Hear RedEye “looting” dead bodies he killed.
B. I’m used to it.
A. Walk in on Aura and Rhino.
B. Listen to Bushwhacker talk about extraterrestrial life.
[quote=“JJMAJR;206131”]http://image.prntscr.com/image/e6e90bd05ecf48ebb138e726ea29ae40.png
B. I’m used to it.
A. Walk in on Aura and Rhino.
B. Listen to Bushwhacker talk about extraterrestrial life.[/quote]
B, I love debating.
Would you rather…
A. Play against pros (sniff, amerika etc.) with noobs for a team(that aura that doesn’t revive) forever, or…
B. Win every match you ever play with ease, but not be challenged at all.
So its pretty much play against the pros ir be a pro.
A. At least i can farm xp by reviving those noobs…mabye. Besides its more fun with the challenge.
A. See a heavy debate between Heavy and Thunder about Russia.
B. Be healed by Medic and Sparks.(Who knows how)
[quote=“paramountGasoline;206239”]So its pretty much play against the pros ir be a pro.
A. At least i can farm xp by reviving those noobs…mabye. Besides its more fun with the challenge.
A. See a heavy debate between Heavy and Thunder about Russia.
B. Be healed by Medic and Sparks.(Who knows how)[/quote]
A since MOTHERUSSIA!!
Would you rather:
A. Have Vasili, Sniper and Widowmaker talk about how sniping is a good job.
B. Have Bushwacker gets insulted by Engineer and Torbjorn.
i would choose B because then b00shw@nk3r will try to improve his turret since that would be the reason he gets insulted
would you rather
A.have to be a cook for all the mercs
B.have to take care of thier equipment before and after battle
in both cases you probably don’t want to piss them off by doing something wrong as they are armed and trained for killing
Neither, because then I would get radiation poisoning. If anything I’d just give them packed lunches sent through Terminal.
No way I’m taking care of those guns though.
A. Would you rather…
B. Pepsi or Coke?
Okay, something a little more specific…
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