Seems all you can do is just sit back, relax and enjoy some non fiction from LoLCookie’s own clansite (http://coldcookie.npage.eu/etqw-history_5932556.html) :
Before the Stroggification, Strogg looked for human’s equipment, they found Armor, Weapons and Cookies!A Guard studied it and finally ate it.These “Cooki3s” take the same effect as 50 stroyent cells.They finally found out how to make cookies.But,months ago,when the Guard found this cookie,it was already cold.It was frozen,because of the cold and damp building.So they made cold,nearly frozen,cookies and ate them to gain power.Some months later the Strogg managed it to kidnap Matthew Kane and stroggificate him completly!He went to a tactical Strogg…and found out,that Strogg’s Lacerator can shoot Cookies.He tried out a lot and finally he invented cookies,which explode,when enemy is hit.But they don’t just explode, they corrode the enemy without mercy.It’s even more destructiv than beeing lacerated by a Dark Matter.
Months (human months,strogg dont have that !) later the Strogg found a new Makron, Justin, a Medic Veteran of the Rhino Squad.They gave him the name COLDCOOKIEWEAPON and armed him with the CookieLacerator against the humans.
So, boys and girls, it has nothing to do with hacks!
They see me trollin’…