panzer

(pgh) #41

Heh. One of the strongest members of a defense is the lowest on your revive list? Tbh, if your a decent medic, there is no such list. You WILL go out your way to heal as many as possible regardless of the current situation. Imagine a fuckin war :slight_smile: - ooo lets go make a cup of tea cause he doesnt deserve to be healed for using that shite gun. Ok, so its a game were on about, but you get the idea. :smiley:

As for the spawn camping? Rofl. Say Goldrush, one gold is taken and in a mad rush (See royal’adzz’s ET movie) the axis all take side entrance to bank front… now, for example base on the movie, adzz pre primes a gren in time for spawn, takes out 3 with it, then smg’s the other 2. This is classed as skill. But for say a panzer to take up the same position as the SMG’r and panzer the 5 at once its classed as lame/camping or whatever. Tbh, fuck up. :slight_smile: Its the same thing, just done a different way. As mentioned before, if that panzer kills 4/5 and the fifths a medic reviving then there fucked unless they can use grens/pistols. Theres skill required there too.

Tk’rs on the other hand are hard to stop 99% of the time. You know yourself (Anyone here) that the last thing you wish to do when you go out to fight alongside some team m8s is TK. Weve all done it, its all happened to us. Accidents happen fs, deal with it. Its far different say if they go out there way to do so but I cba goin into this, /callvote kick.

And yes. I did kill my whole 6 strong team when lsr played some whiny eSports team on Clanbase. They stole truck and we had just destroyed it… 6 of us rushed out spawn and I instantly reacted to the nme on the slope and panzered… just missed the fact the cunts mined our spawn exit and our engy proceeded to jump on the spot with a panzer in his face. We all died. :] waits 30 seconds.

(ETplayer) #42

Tk’rs on the other hand are hard to stop 99% of the time

Is that why i get tk’ed so much ? :poke:

(pgh) #43

No. I mean to tk you… :smiley:

Just your luck tbh ice :wink: always seem to run into my fire be it a panzer or arty… where as SMG you kinda just pop out from no where and straight into me face :]]

(pgh) #44

New panzer movie if anyones interested.

(evilsock) #45

If you release an ASCII version of that let me know :open_mouth:

(squadjot) #46

Hmm…as a “decent” medic, ESPECIALLY in war, u revive medics first!

(pgh) #47

I figured that’d be obvious fs. :slight_smile:

(senator) #48

It takes a GOOD SMG’er to kill an entire spawn wave all by himself, a noob would never be able to do it, but even a noob panzer can take out the spawn if just camps at the correct place, waits for the axis and pulls the trigger, there is no difference to a skilled PF.
The only skill required as PF is to walk to a camper point and wait for an enemy to walk by and than splash him. Or walk as a suicide PF through the level. A PF only needs one hit, even a slight miss will still kill your opponent, a SMG kill is a lot harder, you have to track the enemy, score multiple hits, strafe to avoid return fire and it requires equal skill to stay alive and you equally cant just shoot into a bulk of friendlies and baddies hoping to hit the right one.

It comes down to aiming, its easier to kill with a PF than with a SMG or pistol. And especially after Soldier Lv1 PF can shoot almost without delay and hardly ever have to rely on their pistol.

(Riftgarde) #49

I find kamikaze panzering to be strangely fun.

Also, nothing puts doubt into the other team like indoor mortaring.

(pgh) #50

:smiley: Indoor Mortaring… what every team needs… :smiley:

Personally though… I find it far easier to run about a level SMG’g everything than with a Panzer. SMG’s are piss easy to get say, a long distance kill. Or to camp a choke point leaning then rushing out kiling a few… try it with panzer. Even with a lean and precharge you can still get anally raped.

Were all different. People may find it easier using a Sten fs. :slight_smile:

(Shai) #51

The best is being called a panzer noob by the opposing panzer noobs.

Not to brag or anything but im pretty good in et so when they tell me to get a real gun and I do, and when I end up killing them even easier with a smg, they all cry out aim bot. LOL I’ve also been accused of aim botting with a panzer. The cries of “aim bot” and “panzer noob” are the true hallmark of a noob.

(DarkMatrix) #52

If you really wan’t freindly fire, you’ll have to leave with TK biotches. Other wise, play non FF games/servers

(Ragnar_40k) #53

I played panzer lately more often and really pissed off the enemy to the marrow. The stages of frustration were:[ul][li]“Get a real weapon!” statements.[]“Spawn camper, kick him!” statements.[]Comaprisons between the size of spezial parts of my body and the size of the weapon (they stated that there is a reciprocally proportional correlation).[]Getting on my team and start kick votes.[]Starting “referee” votes to be able to kick me.[]Getting on my team and bleeding me.[]Getting on my team and tk ing me.[/ul]
[/li]I guess I was lucky, that the admin was in my team ;-).

(zoomee) #54

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(Term) #55

I’ts simple…a panzer noob is a panzer noob if all he can do is kill you from close range, kill himself in the process or takes half of his team with him while trying to kill 1 person.

A guy who uses a panzer, can hit well from very long distances (e.g snipers on top of hills or through windows). Doesn’t tk in the process or kill himself and can use his colt or whatever accuratly afterwards, well…thats a different story

(M.I.L.F.Hunter) #56

exactly.

a panzer is a tactical defensive/offensive opposition clearing tool, no different than mortars or an mg42.

when some guy on a pub picks a panzer and just runs around blasting the first thing he sees, regardless of team mates in the area or the risk of self-damage, yes he is a panzer noob.

but there is no difference between that and the rifle nade engineer who goes “ACKKK!! TEH BAD GUYS!!!” and bounces his rifle nade off a wall and takes out one enemy and 1/2 his team each time he encounters opposition.

It’s no different than the medic who widely sprays bullets in any and all directions hoping that the extra health and ability to self-heal will compensate for his lack of smg accuracy.

It’s no different than the covert ops who will stop to grab a suit 2 feet away from the gate he needs to satchel, while a pack of defenders are rushing up from behind to take him and the engineer out.

a noob is a noob, regardless of the weapon in his hand.
and I’m sorry, but if you think panzers are “skill less” weapons, go watch some of the smf demos and some of the amazing shit their panzer guy does and then try to do it yourself.

(mouse) #57

go watch some of the smf demos and some of the amazing shit their panzer guy does and then try to do it yourself.

and where is that located?

(M.I.L.F.Hunter) #58

twl, cached.net, just about any site that hosts league/ladder clan match demos.

(senator) #59

best example for a panzer noob I just stumbled over yesterday: GoldRush, I am playing axis, the Bank is already breached, we spawn and catch two allied medics running through our spawn, after a short SMG firefight with 1 allied medic already down our panzer noob decides to help us, charges his PF and… 1 dead allied medic, 5 dead axis teammates. Great Shot!

(pgh) #60

It happens to the best of us.