Noob identification by name

(Zan) #1

Don’t you hate to find during warmup that some of your TMs are named:

  • silent

  • sniper (if it’s silent sniper you’d better change teams or disconnect)

  • shadow

  • ninja

    I just got out of a game with two of those. Well, if they are going to be useless it’s good they at least make it clear from the beginning.

(amazinglarry) #2

The only names that bother me are things that refer to how l337 someone is…

Otherwise I could give a shit. I will agree however, that those names are pretty ghey.

(skinner) #3

u forgot ‘ETPlayer’

(ETplayer) #4

WTF ARE U BASHING ME NOW ?!?!

(j/k :rolleyes: )

(Zan) #5

Humm, maybe it’s a code among noobs.

  • sniper = I’ll be useless for team
  • silent = I’ll wander for lost corners where noone can see me.
  • shadow = I made a mistake in the config and now I can’t see shit.
  • ninja = Pant stealer
(KamiKid) #6

You’re totally right, and thier names are always white because they dont know how to do colors. Thats not to say colored names are always the best but its true for the most part. You also cant forget the real names like Bob, Mark, or ed… Those dudes are generally useless aswell.

(lennyballa) #7

How about “Master” or “killer” or a combo of these :moo:

(Zan) #8

Fear the power of MastaNinjaShade, the ultimate 1337 ||o0b

(skinner) #9

lol

(+Shadow+) #10

:angry: im named Shadow and im not an n00b
do u call it n00bish whit 49 kills an 20 deaths?
(yes Maybe that)
BUT IM NOT AN N00b :clap:

(nodgam) #11

erm did your team win this round ? :bump: :cool: (just kidding)

(Zan) #12

Yes, the theary has some flaws, I just played with someone called blueNinja and he was not so noobish. (Maybe blue means “just sometimes” in the secret noob code?)

(WiGgLeRiCe) #13

Just look for the people, cycling through each weapon and objects numerous times before settling on the right one , or wait for one to try and figure out what the neat green can is at spawn (probably thinks it’s sprite or 7up ) :beer:

([=O=]SMYLER) #14

It’s horrible whenever you see one of your team mates coming out of spawn and they wander off to look at shit, like the tree, hmmm look at those leaves, the ground, look it goes all out of focus when I go nearer to it, wow look how the moon moves when I do, thats relative positiong and stuff I learnt in physics class when we were doing velocity and the laws of motion and all that shit.

Friggin’ noob tourists.

(Zan) #15

The worst I’ve seen was one who had found only the strafes, back, jump and fire buttons. He spent 20 minutes walking sideways, turning to aim, turning to keep walking, etc…
It was quite funny to follow the crab soldier. As he moved so slow, you could follow him and keep at his side, so he could only move the other.:smiley:

He “played” until we captured the flag in Rail Gun. After spending 2 minutes trying to get out of the flag room (getting down the stairs seemed a little too much for him), he disconnected.

(ETplayer) #16

same thing aplies on some PPL on ET :smiley:

(Belisarius) #17

ETplayer, that was hilarious. :smiley: :drink:

(neh) #18

chuckle **** :blah:

(Ifurita) #19

lol, that is so true

(Chairman Kaga) #20

I find that comic extremely funny because I’ve actually done that to a sniper :slight_smile: Walk up behind, “Here’s a present for you!”, drop grenade, leisurely walk away.

Oh, it works on mobile MG soldiers, too :slight_smile: