Mercenary Headcanons

(MrLashnibro) #61

@JJMAJR
Calling it now shipping Sparks and Stoker

(Shinywindow) #62

(SpinnerzNQ) #63

Kira and Arty are rivals, which is why they use the same weapons.

(DootyBomb) #64

I too ship them both two weeb cuties

(JJMAJR) #65

Bushwacker secretly accumulates a ton of anime, science fiction, and video games. He knows Fragger motion captured some games, but doesn’t say anything.

(Reddeadcap) #66

When not fighting, the mercs have some free time to go visit a beach, each having swimsuits that match their personalities and abilities.

Fragger : Pineapple Trunks
Thunder : Lightning bolt Trunks
Kira has Japanese schoolgirl swimsuit with a satellite on it.
Phantom Goes with a shirt because he doesn’t want people to see him, mask included. etc. etc.

@Joshstylegaming
Considering Proxy’s design, that she is the default owner of the cricket bat, her bio says she was very competative and says many lines like “play ball!” when getting a melee kill, I’m pretty sure she was a cricket player before the dirty bomb event.

(Shinywindow) #67

Yet to be released mercs are on vacation somewhere
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CXS2ZvlUwAAk_ZG.png:large

(Ballto) #68

[quote=“MrLashnibro;128274”]@JJMAJR
Calling it now shipping Sparks and Stoker[/quote]

(omegaskorpion) #69

[quote=“Joshstylegaming;128014”]
And Redeye is secretly an older version of TF2 sniper[/quote]

Redeye has secretly bloodlines to Big Boss and Bill. Making him the best support you can have in sneaking mission or apocalypse… or when some dude is build metal gear and planning use it in london.

And the the dude that is building the metal gear is Redeyes lost brother Greeneye that is planing to start the new age for the mercenaries in the world by creating more areas with dirty bobm attacks where mercenerias are needed to clean things afterwards creating new age mercenary economy. Its up to Redeye to stop this madness, but can he do it when there is alot of other mecs in the way?

(oh and Bushwakker is TF2 engies brother?)

(MrLashnibro) #70

Stoker was a chef for making barbecues while also being a pyro dancer

(Captain_Forward) #71

Redeye is a paranoid. Like, REALLY paranoid, tinfoil hat-level. A person who shoot his gun to a rustle in a dark corner.

(blisteringOwlNest) #72

Bushwacker actually stole his turret plans from tf2 brother, but only took the first stage before he had to run away.

(Shinywindow) #73

Kira loves texting

(Herr_Hanz) #74

shipping sparks and thunder. because russian. and electricity. way more fitting for that high voltage song.

also shipping aimee and vassili, because i (want to) play both of em

(JJMAJR) #75

They should have Bushwacker do the “Aliens” pose for the front page of a future update.

(Mr-Penguin) #76

All of the mercs are actually lost LARPers.

I’m sorry.

(Your worst knifemare.) #77

Plot twist: all of the mercs are sparks in disquise (if you dont know why read her meet the merc page)

Also i really want to see chef Stoker cooking some Rhinosauras (you all know who im refering to)

(Your worst knifemare.) #78

Oh no it looks as the ships have sailed already B)

(JJMAJR) #79

@paramountGasoline

If there’s going to be a gay ship it’s going to be Skyhammer and Vassili. They won’t run out of lubrication.

BTW I’m not gay. I just have a sense of humor.
So ladies… I’m available!

(Your worst knifemare.) #80

I meant real life cooking like with food