Mercenary Headcanons

(Shinywindow) #1

There’s a lot of gameplay related threads so I thought we could do something cute and share some personal stuff we think of the characters!

For example:
Phantom has a bad taste in anime.
http://i.imgur.com/K0FrTC6.jpg
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(Sir_Slam) #2

I think Kira is a little…off.

Bushwhacker was a highschool teacher? I bet he was cool as shit.

Vassili plays D&D. Callin it now.

(Grave_Knight) #3

Koala Princess-Chan? Don’t you mean Tactical Koala?

(VincentRJaeger) #4

Vassili works at a grocery store and blogs, calling it.

RedEye’s a crazy nosy twat who will never stop asking you about stuff.

(Yoshimoto) #5

kira is a proffesional osu player

(bizarreRectangle) #6

Arty is very unemotional.

(Sir_Slam) #7

After hearing Stoker’s voice, Im really curious who they have voicing him. It sounds like Ralph Lister, who did Walter Dornez in Hellsing Ultimate.

Walter didn’t die at the end.
Just aged back and became a pyromaniac.

(Shinywindow) #8

Speaking of age, Sparks is a lot older than she looks. Also she likes Fletcher.

(Grave_Knight) #9

[quote=“Shinywindow;100148”]Speaking of age, Sparks is a lot older than she looks. Also she likes Fletcher.
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She’s not that old. Only about 30 or 40. But, yeah, she probably is very thirsty for Fletcher. But hey, who isn’t thirsty for Fletcher?

(Shinywindow) #10

Phoenix is a natural redhead (based off his concept art)

(watsyurdeal) #11

He’s also a cyborg, and I like the one on the bottom left. That is so wicked.

(Rosenkreuz) #12

[quote=“Sir_Slam;99229”]I think Kira is a little…off.

Bushwhacker was a highschool teacher? I bet he was cool as shit.

Vassili plays D&D. Callin it now.[/quote]

Actually he played a looooooooot of Counter-Strike.

(Shinywindow) #13

Thunder works out to impress the medics ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
http://i.imgur.com/Nj50EHc.png

(watsyurdeal) #14

Am I the only one laughing at the fact that Thunder has red eyes?

Like that’s the perfect touch, fits him and his ability perfectly.

(Amerika) #15

[quote=“Jaeger;99384”]Vassili works at a grocery store and blogs, calling it.

RedEye’s a crazy nosy twat who will never stop asking you about stuff.[/quote]

Also he makes the worst jokes. I mean…really? “Did somebody hear a cloud noise?” /facepalm

(darlingClaymore) #16

Phoenix is not a cyborg, he has a prosthetic leg, after trying to remove a tattoo. He also uses nanobots to heal his allies and himself, which caused him to reach London after being kicked out…

(Shinywindow) #17

Considering Thunder’s backstory and red eyes, maybe he concussed himself so hard he thinks he’s Russian.

(darlingClaymore) #18

think about it, he throws tons of concussion nades, he evolves to look like a zombie, his eyes irritated from the flash and wearing a jacket and helmet to cover himself from the flash as much as possible.

(Reddeadcap) #19

think about it, he throws tons of concussion nades, he evolves to look like a zombie, his eyes irritated from the flash and wearing a jacket and helmet to cover himself from the flash as much as possible.
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All he needs is a face shield, I can just imagine it quickly sliding down between the helmet and face cover like a giant singular “deal with it” shades.
@Shinywindow if you’re not too busy, could you make my dream come true?

(Sir_Slam) #20

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I think his age is getting to him a little.

“I’m gonna make you disappear. With smoke. Then I’m gonna make disappear…em…permanately. By shooting you. With my gun.”

You ok there bud? Get all of that out?