Let's discuss ways to annoy other players.

(Abraxas) #101

Just send cue to whatever server you want to annoy.

-Abraxas

(GAS:InvisableKid) #102

this is the most annoying thing EVER, its the thing that people will get soooo fuckin pissed from, anyway ur on the battery and ur axis defending on a shrub/etpro mod, and one of ur teamates is near the cliff bit sniping, u go behind and “push” him, he flies onto the beach and u start complainging and shit, he starts to poo himself and then axis start to vote him of HEHEHE, its soooo funny when it happens, specially when u do it a lot to like all ur members :blah:

(Oral B) #103

Cue wrote:

FLAMMERS

Yup :eek2:

Abraxas wrote:

Just send cue to whatever server you want to annoy.

I wouldn’t be talkin… :smiley:

(Cyber-Knight) #104

say stuff like
“man, i need to get a better aimbot”

“wow! i’m starting to like this aimbot”

(FireFly) #105

A panzerboy wanting to help his teammate whois engaging a 1v1 knive-fight with the enemy…vsayteam"sorry" :huh:

(Ragnar_40k) #106
  • After a fierce fight around the bank on Goldrush, when half of Allied team is barely alive, pick up a Goldcrate and take the scenic route to the truck, so that Axis has time to respawn. And when you exceptionally clever, carry the Goldcrate to the tank, because nobody would expect this. [*]When someone on Radar drops a Radar Part pick it up and carry it back where it belongs - to the radar station. You surely do that only if you Allied, when you Axis you don’t have to care about the Radar Parts at all.
([!]Icon) #107

i like to call for a medic as a fd ops and trade ammo for health then after i get my fix of health i run away screaming SUCKER!!!

I get the radar parts then go to some inane part of the map and /kill and watch them look for them. I repeat doing this after they are returned after the 15 secs is up.

(WiGgLeRiCe) #108

Playdead enabled on Shrub servers:

play dead on various odd locations, the stranger the better.

Radar and Goldrush (friendly fire off servers): when you have radar parts or gold crates, make it to about 5 feet from the truck and then suddenly playdead, you’ll be flat on your back while still holding the package and pissing your teammates off since they can’t kill your ass so they can grab the package, then take it to the truck.

Annoy a medic: play dead on top of the dead

Annoy the opponent: play dead on top of a dyno so they can’t defuse it

:poke:

(evilsock) #109

The stoic engineer who bravely deploys every mine allowed for the entire Axis team around the tank when it’s beached next to the second tank barrier on GoldRush, ensuring any serious firefights requiring your best aim and highest battlesense are reduced to *sound of mp40 - pfft, pfft (and it really does sound that girly) - Kab00M! - You die amidst a hail of bullets whilst the red smoke of a spent mine drifts gently towards the heavens. You’re dead, shortly after your defending ‘buddies’ are dead also - the last global spam still ringing in your ears ‘The Enemy is Weakened’

Within 2 seconds of this, 2x Allies engineers have managed to assist / double plant at the tank barrier without getting blown to shite because said Axis engy also didn’t bother to replace his mines - despite the fact he’d killed an Allied Cov Ops only moments before who clearly had identified the things in the first place.

Has anyone tried the old Airstrike trick from RtCW yet on Battery? The one where as a FO (or Lt as we used to call them *cough) you launch an airstrike 4 seconds before your respawn timer - do a /kill and then sprint/jump into the middle of the airstrike and get launched 1000ft in the air to who knows where?

(Sick Boy) #110

Only works with FF off, and with a teammate’s airstrike, I believe

(sirlagalot) #111

How about not voting a person off of the game, even though he has been Idle for the past 5 rounds? THAT DRIVES ME NUTS! :angry:

(bubba g) #112

Once in a while, I like to go on a server I never usually play on, and wander round like a complete n00b, just looking at the scenery, and watching people do stuff. After a few minutes, I’ll say stuff like “aren’t the trees lovely?”, or stand next to wall going “I think this wall has got dry rot”. Favourite is standing next to an engie planting a mine, and saying “[name here], don’t you think that’s a bit dangerous - someone could step on it!?”

Usually ends on “you’re all voting for me? how nice! what do I win?”

(Psycho Al) #113

Isn’t that more “what server admins can do to annoy players”? :slight_smile: Decent servers are setup to boot idle players after a few minutes…

(Ragnar_40k) #114

Be Cov Ops, get disguise, run back to your team, provoke a TK and then (what else) complain.

(SylverDragon) #115

Be a CovOp on axis in goldrush. After the bank is breeched, get a uni and run into the bank. After the MG cuts you down, complain. Repeat a couple of times until the MG’s start to hesitate every time they see an allied uni run in the door.
Then sit back, and watch them fall victim to people charging them.

(DarkangelUK) #116

Field Ops who pick up ammo dropped by other field ops when you’ve just left the spawn, and don’t drop any themselves. That pissed me off on RTCW too.

(TFate) #117

Even though you’re an excellent mortar, and you’ve already taken out above twenty people, your teammates are still jumping in your line of fire on purpose. :angry: They’re afraid of it because they don’t understand it!

EDIT: Oh wait, I have a great one! When the Allies plant dynamite at the fueldump, and you’re on the Axis side, CONSTRUCT THE EAST DEFENSES! Your teammates go nuts! Serously I haven’t done this, but I have thrown an airstrike in the dump and accidentally TKed a teammate who was defusing. Hehe…

(kurosawa Ai) #118

The flip side of this one is the disguised covop + engy who make it onto the roof, engy plants, and covop DESTROYS THE EAST DEFENSES!

(dime1622) #119

play like me. simple enough. im a total n00b to the game, i still have yet to even figger out what the hell to do on the maps lol

(MixWell) #120

rofl oh man this is great :clap: :lol: