Attack the Person Below You (game)

(Adam) #61

Eh… I knew I Couldn’t stay the only Adam on an mmo… Well, it was a good run… One day there will be an Adam on an mmo, just not today.

The person below me takes the ban hammer with me.

(frolicsomeCrane) #62

I turn into a golden eagle and soar through the sky.

I rip apart the person below with my flaming claws of righteous FREEDOM.

(Adam) #63

[quote=“frolicsomeCrane;43149”]I turn into a golden eagle and soar through the sky.

I rip apart the person below with my flaming claws of righteous FREEDOM.[/quote]

Reply to the current challenge please…

The person below me takes the ban hammer with me.

(bontsa) #64

I take all the forum moderators out for a nice dinner, having after a splendid evening my ban lifted. Adams too, since I’m such an endearing person. Also since he was our waiter, consider it a tip!

The cook however did absolutely not get the “NON-LACTOSE” part of my order right… And the person below me shall co-suffer the consequences of my less than efficent gastro-enteronomical canal, by getting stuck in a 3 cubic meter room without air change with me.

(Frogteam) #65

I prepare one of my infamous garlic infused meals and eat until my skin sweats the scent of garlic. Then we begin a battle of bodily odors that will go down in the history books.

But in order for this battle to go down in history books, the person below me has been squeezed into the room with us to record it all, and it’s a given that they won’t be able to cover their noses so that they can record the events in full.

EDIT: At this rate, if we keep adding people to the room none of us will be able to post and we’ll have to wait for someone new to join.

(Adam) #66

[quote=“Frogteam;44727”]I prepare one of my infamous garlic infused meals and eat until my skin sweats the scent of garlic. Then we begin a battle of bodily odors that will go down in the history books.

But in order for this battle to go down in history books, the person below me has been squeezed into the room with us to record it all, and it’s a given that they won’t be able to cover their noses so that they can record the events in full.[/quote]

Eh… Might aswell stab out my nose… 3/5 scenses down… -Posts quote of buko no piko comment, where I stab out my other 2.

I get the person below me to also squeeze into this room, but inorder to do so, they have to have their head press against my bleeding stub nose.

(stalwartPortrait) #67

I summon my magical van and it crashes into the room. I grow wings and fly away and eat ice cream in the sahara desert

I force a toothpick into the nail of the guy below me and ram it into a wall

(bontsa) #68

Thank bloody golly this darn room started to be humongously crowded. Days exposure for perfumes of blood, sweat and bowel roots have altered my body down to cellular level so much that I…have become one with the odors, I am the wind, I am the air. Mere nail passes through my misty existence.

…And continues it’s high velocity flight ending stuck and pointing up to the chair person below me is about sit to skim through this thread again. Yikes.

(VincentRJaeger) #69

So I see the toothpick flying towards me as it passed through @coolFortress and normally I am prepared for these cases but not this time, so I must resort to my Plan B, which is just for a situation like this where Plan A doesn’t work. It involves an improvised mechanism using a vaccum cleaner, duct tape and empty paper rolls. What it does is that the vaccum cleaner sucks the toothpick, and it gets guided through the paperrolls up to the roof where it gets stuck.

But wait, there’s more! To ensure my complete safety I make sure to melt down the toothpick using an improvised blowtorch from a matchstick and my spicy hot chilibreath. Spicy food was always my favorite and I knew that it would not fail me!

Lastly, the person below me has to survive Plan C from Outer Space My Garden. They’ll get a present which contains lots of cannibal locusts.

(Frogteam) #70

I watch in horror as the locusts eat each other, then breath a sigh of relief that I’m not a locust.

Unfortunately due to an unrelated error with the forums, the person who posts below me is only able to post 1 (dictionary) word to attack the person below them!

(bontsa) #71

▲ Accept [ak-sept] ▲

verb (used with object)

  1. to agree or consent to; accede to:
    to accept a treaty; to accept an apology.

  2. to respond or answer affirmatively to:
    to accept an invitation.

▼ Calamity [kuh-lam-i-tee] ▼

  1. a great misfortune or disaster, as a flood or serious injury.
  2. grievous affliction; adversity; misery:
    the calamity of war.
(Adam) #72

[quote=“coolFortress;46557”]▲ Accept [ak-sept] ▲

verb (used with object)

  1. to agree or consent to; accede to:
    to accept a treaty; to accept an apology.

  2. to respond or answer affirmatively to:
    to accept an invitation.

▼ Calamity [kuh-lam-i-tee] ▼

  1. a great misfortune or disaster, as a flood or serious injury.
  2. grievous affliction; adversity; misery:
    the calamity of war.
    [/quote]

First off, props to this guy… MLG…

As I lie there in the calamity, I accept my death. You didn’t win, I let you. You leave thinking you won, but all you did is give me closure.

The person below me is a long time friend, who watches as I leave him.

(stalwartPortrait) #73

Fak u
who needs friends anyways ;(

My tears drown the person below

(ChinChill) #74

I’m wearing scuba gear and have an oxygen tank handy, so I just go for a lil swim.

It’s unfortunate about the giant jellyfish going for the person below me though.

(Discordic) #75

I have been taking jelly fishing lessons from sponge bob for five years now, I am a pro now.

Unfortunately the guy below me is now stuck in the My little pony universe…

As Spike!

(Frogteam) #76

I start hoarding mass amounts of gems and belongings greedily so I can accelerate my growth to an adult dragon. So now I’m just stuck in MLP as a giant fire breathing lizard of death and destruction.

Somepony below me has to watch every episode of every anime, and they can’t play Dirty Bomb until they finish.

(kittenishPond) #77

I really don’t want to comment below this chain of pony but hey, whatever, I wanna insult some dickbag.

Please don’t call me somepony, anyway I watch all of them and I am a now certified weeaboo trash. I gain near Saiyan level powers https://yt3.ggpht.com/-t1hQOb2Xbg4/AAAAAAAAAAI/AAAAAAAAAAA/9_NsW47NwOM/s900-c-k-no/photo.jpg
With my new found power I invade the anime universe, taking that Kill la Kill chick as my waifu, which I can do now as weeaboo trash, and steal all the powers from every anime character

I use my powers to send the person below me into Mario Kart without a kart or a bike.

(ChinChill) #78

I quickly gtfo of the track and stand on the sidelines with the rest of the punters to enjoy watching the racers. And maybe place a bet on the outcome!

The person below me seems to have ended up stuck in a spiky blue koopa shell though. I’m sure that won’t hurt…much…

(Adam) #79

Actually it doesn’t hurt. All I did was spin 3
times. Yawn…

The person below me got ran over by the train in the end of the second objective.

(Mr-Penguin) #80

But I’m actually Spiderman, so I stop the train by jumping in front of it and attaching webs to the side walls to slow down the train.

I lock the person below me in the train.