Attack the Person Below You (game)

(Mr-Penguin) #41

I am also Phantom, so I cloak and deflect the blade.
Chuck Norris descends upon the person below me.

(watsyurdeal) #42

But I’m a descendant of Bruce Lee, and kick the dude in the face and donate his chest hair as a wig for Bruce Willis.

The person below me has to fight a nest full of Xenomorphs (google Alien dudes/dudettes)

(Adam) #43

Uh… I make scramled eggs?

I force the person below to eat my horrible cooking. No bacon.

(Serious Sam) #44

I use some ghost peppers to “manually override” my taste buds.

I squeeze ghost pepper juice into the eyes of the person below me. Ouch.

(Mr-Penguin) #45

But I’m Phantom (originality points lost…), so I cloak and the ghost pepper juice bounces off my eyes.

I falcon poke the person below me.

(watsyurdeal) #46

I’m playing Ness, so you get the Homerun bat to the face.

The person below me is trying to do a weapons deal, but Batman crashes your party, looks you dead in the eyes, what do you say?

(Adam) #47

[quote=“Watsyurdeal;37221”]I’m playing Ness, so you get the Homerun bat to the face.

The person below me is trying to do a weapons deal, but Batman crashes your party, looks you dead in the eyes, what do you say?

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http://ts4.mm.bing.net/th?id=JN.6bOjULHpHKPCjdp9a7EZ0Q&pid=15.1

I frame the person below me for my illegal gun deal.

(Serious Sam) #48

“Yes officer, I have a permit for that bazooka.” Squirt ghost pepper juice into the cop’s eye, run like hell

I invent a new kind of gun that fires ghost pepper juice at high speeds, and use the person below me as a test subject for it.

(watsyurdeal) #49

I take the shot from the prototype…then get shot with milk…not that kind of milk your pervs.

I subject the person below me to Metroid Other M against their will

(Adam) #50

[quote=“Watsyurdeal;37947”]I take the shot from the prototype…then get shot with milk…not that kind of milk your pervs.

I subject the person below me to Metroid Other M against their will[/quote]

I am still blind and deaf…

[quote=“Adam;31468”][quote=“Serious Sam;31436”]

I trapped a person below me in bunker which is full of TV’s with Boku no Pico.[/quote]

I stab my eyes and ears out. It’s okay, I’m trapped in a bunker anyways.

[/quote]

I stab the person’s below me’s eyes and ears out too.

(Serious Sam) #51

I bleed out from my injuries, but now I’m a ghost so I can see and hear again.

I haunt the person below me.

(Just wanted to point out, this makes my previous ghost pepper attacks so much more relevant)

(Mr-Penguin) #52

I hire the Ghostbusters to take care of my haunting.
I get the Ghostbusters to sic Serious Sam’s ghost on the person below me.

(watsyurdeal) #53

Too bad I’m the Marine from Doom, so Idgaf mate, I’ll kill Sam again, and again, and again. Cause it’s what I do, then I’ll kill the Ghostbusters for not making a third movie.

I subject the person below me to play against a team full of Vasilli’s

(Serious Sam) #54

I’m a ghost. Bullets don’t do anything to me.

I use my ghostly ghost peppers to burn the soul of the person below me.

(Mr-Penguin) #55

The Ghostbusters catch my soul and slam it back into my dead body, therefore bringing me back to life.

I begin to violently vomit rabid kittens onto the person belowme.

(Frogteam) #56

I entertain the kittens with catnip.

When I run out I let the person below me explain to them why there isn’t any more nip.

(Adam) #57

[quote=“Frogteam;39493”]I entertain the kittens with catnip.

When I run out I let the person below me explain to them why there isn’t any more nip.[/quote]

Well… you see… The hungry dogs ate the cat nip… You cats are looking pretty chubby… I hear fat adds flavor…

I force the person below me to invert their mouse on Dirty Bomb.

(Wavert) #58

I turn my mouse around so it doesn’t affect me.

I force the person below me to invert their monitor while playing DB

(Szakalot) #59

[quote=“Wavert;42470”]I turn my mouse around so it doesn’t affect me.

I force the person below me to invert their monitor while playing DB[/quote]

I put on invert-glasses and proceed to destroy everyone on the server.

I put sticky bombs on the hands of the person below me, and a detonator in their pants.

(watsyurdeal) #60

Might as well wank one out before I die right?

The person below is subjected to the Banhammer