Attack the Person Below You (game)

(Serious Sam) #1

I’ve got another game for people to play: Attack the Person Below You

When you reply, you’ve got two jobs to do.

  1. You need to counteract the attack that was posted before your post
  2. You need to make an attack of your own for the next poor schmuck that comes along

For example, if the attack in the previous post was “I punch the person below me”, I might reply with something like
“I am the terminator, so the person above me just punched solid steel, breaking their hand.
I use my super terminator strength to punch the person below me.”

Using boring attacks such as punches is discouraged. Be creative!

I guess since I’m first, I’ll start:

I throw a combustible lemon at the person below me.

(Adam) #2

[quote=“Serious Sam;12410”]I’ve got another game for people to play: Attack the Person Below You

When you reply, you’ve got two jobs to do.

  1. You need to counteract the attack that was posted before your post
  2. You need to make an attack of your own for the next poor schmuck that comes along

For example, if the attack in the previous post was “I punch the person below me”, I might reply with something like
“I am the terminator, so the person above me just punched solid steel, breaking their hand.
I use my super terminator strength to punch the person below me.”

Using boring attacks such as punches is discouraged. Be creative!

I guess since I’m first, I’ll start:

I throw a combustible lemon at the person below me.[/quote]

KNIFE!

I defuse the bomb the person planted below me.

(mil4dy) #3

Time counter on the bomb was wrong … BOOOOM

Took all the coffee from the person below. Feeling depresso now?

(Adam) #4

[quote=“milady©;30414”]Time counter on the bomb was wrong … BOOOOM

Took all the coffee from the person below. Feeling depresso now?[/quote]

Please… I work at starbucks… That’s considered shop lifting, and I’ll call the cops as I brew another free coffee… DO NOT MESS WITH ME! I HAVE NOT DRANK COFFEE SINCE 3AM!!!

I had a clearance to defused an objective, and save the team and the person below me from loosing, and I decided to got CoD mode instead.

(Serious Sam) #5

I grab the un-defused C4 and throw it at the guy above me for not defusing it.

I rub my feet on the shaggiest of rugs and give the guy below me a shock so powerful it stops his heart.

(Mr-Penguin) #6

Too bad I’m wearing my giant rubber suit that absorbs the shock.

I start farting rainbows at the next person’s head.

(Adam) #7

[quote=“derpypenguinz19;30742”]Too bad I’m wearing my giant rubber suit that absorbs the shock.

I start farting rainbows at the next person’s head.[/quote]

Uh… I embrace it? Aren’t rainbows a good thing… OMG! WAIT! If there was a rainbow in your fart, it would have to be very wet, so wet that it creates a mist… ughhhh!!! I… UH!!! Take a really REALLY long shower!

The enemy team is firing all around us, and we are the only 2 alive for the next 25 seconds. You need to repair the EV, and as you are, you look beside you, to see me also repairing the EV instead of covering fire.

(mendaciousPole) #8

I’m Bushwacker, I bring my own covering fire.

I hack the game so everyone on your team has to play vassili, and everyone on my team is playing Rhino and Aura and Nader.

(Adam) #9

[quote=“mendaciousPole;30941”]I’m Bushwacker, I bring my own covering fire.

I hack the game so everyone on your team has to play vassili, and everyone on my team is playing Rhino and Aura and Nader.[/quote]

I hack your hacks so that they turn off!

I afk the whole game, causing the team the person below me is on to loose.

(Serious Sam) #10

Jokes on you, the devs finally fixed the ranking algorithm so I still go up in rank even if I only topscored the losing team.

I laugh at the person below me for being a lower rank than me.

(sinKrin) #11

I hope you’re laughing ironically if you’re below level 13.

The person below me I’m setting the wife on. It’s her monthly week.

(mil4dy) #12

I am the head b… in charge and teach her a few things. Looking forward that she comes back home?

The person below has to wear this 24h

(Adam) #13

[quote=“milady©;31351”]I am the head b… in charge and teach her a few things. Looking forward that she comes back home?

The person below has to wear this 24h

[/quote]

I’ll do it… Chicks dig feminine guys.

Let’s keep it simple, I head shot the person below me.

(Serious Sam) #14

I’m one of those aliens from Neighborhood Watch, so my brain is in my penis. Not dead!

I take over the town/city of the person below me.

(Adam) #15

[quote=“Serious Sam;31436”]I’m one of those aliens from Neighborhood Watch, so my brain is in my penis. Not dead!

I take over the town/city of the person below me.[/quote]

I live in Matsuo feel free to stop by.



I locked the person below me in my basement.

(Fleshpound) #16

[quote=“Adam;31468”][quote=“Serious Sam;31436”]I’m one of those aliens from Neighborhood Watch, so my brain is in my penis. Not dead!

I take over the town/city of the person below me.[/quote]

I live in Matsuo feel free to stop by.



I locked the person below me in my basement.[/quote]

Your basement is made of rotten wood,so i’ll escape it.

I trapped a person below me in bunker which is full of TV’s with Boku no Pico.

(Adam) #17

[quote=“BanditFleshpound;31537”][quote=“Adam;31468”][quote=“Serious Sam;31436”]I’m one of those aliens from Neighborhood Watch, so my brain is in my penis. Not dead!

I take over the town/city of the person below me.[/quote]

I live in Matsuo feel free to stop by.



I locked the person below me in my basement.[/quote]

Your basement is made of rotten wood,so i’ll escape it.

I trapped a person below me in bunker which is full of TV’s with Boku no Pico.[/quote]

I stab my eyes and ears out. It’s okay, I’m trapped in a bunker anyways.

I throw the person below me off a cliff.

(reliableTortoise) #18

its ok im a tortoise i have a shell…

i throw the person below me into a pit full of ewoks

(Serious Sam) #19

Together we defeat the Storm Troopers and return balance to the force, because ewoks motherfacker.

The guy below me happens to be one of the storm troopers I killed in the battle.

(mendaciousPole) #20

I became one with the force upon the moment of my death, and I get to chill with everyone else for eternity.

I tie the person below me onto a railroad track.