Attack the Person Below You (game)

(Adam) #21

The attacking side is horrible at putting c4 on the objective, so there isn’t any danger.

I send the person below me back in time to the stone age

(Serious Sam) #22

With my extensive knowledge of modern technology, I advance scientific knowledge by 10,000 years and with the help of ancient mathematicians I build a time machine to get myself back to my normal time, which now happens to have 10,000 years worth of advanced technology.

I lock the person below me into an amateur opera house full of bad opera singers practicing for a big event.

(Mr-Penguin) #23

I use my newly obtained skills of acoustic engineering and build a soundproof chamber to protect myself.

I destroy the current universe of the person below me and cast them off into the resulting endless void.

(Adam) #24

[quote=“derpypenguinz19;33564”]I use my newly obtained skills of acoustic engineering and build a soundproof chamber to protect myself.

I destroy the current universe of the person below me and cast them off into the resulting endless void.[/quote]

I use my newly obtained skills in … uh … escaping endless voids…

I throw the person below me into that endless void I got out of.

(Serious Sam) #25

Joke’s on you, I was already antisocial.

I force the person below me to endure the inane chatter of my peers.

(Adam) #26

[quote=“Serious Sam;34081”]Joke’s on you, I was already antisocial.

I force the person below me to endure the inane chatter of my peers.[/quote]

Jokes on you… I am deaf remember?

I force the person below me to eat a whole onion.

(Serious Sam) #27

I eat the entire onion after roasting and mincing it, sprinkling it on top of a steak. Yum, thanks.

I force the person below me to eat a raw onion whole, with nothing else to make it taste better or any of that sneaky stuff I did to avoid it.

(laughingMaid) #28

I am a steal beam so the onion has no affect in melting me.

I force the person below me to take my whole steal beam directly in their anus.

(Adam) #29

[quote=“laughingMaid;34362”]I am a steal beam so the onion has no affect in melting me.

I force the person below me to take my whole steal beam directly in their anus.[/quote]

If I roll dubs, then you do it.

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The dubs have spoken!

I force the person below me to walk around in a mascot costume in +30*C

(Serious Sam) #30

I’m 'Merican (wants to autocorrect to cameraman), so the metric system is immediately null and void. The mascot costume cancels out the 30*F cold.

I force the person below me to run on a treadmill made of legos.

(Adam) #31

[quote=“Serious Sam;34775”]I’m 'Merican (wants to autocorrect to cameraman), so the metric system is immediately null and void. The mascot costume cancels out the 30*F cold.

I force the person below me to run on a treadmill made of legos.[/quote]

I have plastic legs, so with pleasure.

I tie the person below me up, and toss it out of a moving plane.

(Mr-Penguin) #32

But I’m Houdini, so I escape my bonds and magic my way out.
The person below me is magiced into my place.

(Adam) #33

[quote=“derpypenguinz19;34798”]But I’m Houdini, so I escape my bonds and magic my way out.
The person below me is magiced into my place.[/quote]

I knew you would excape, and use magic, so I grabbed a parashoot.

The person below me has to fight off a t-rex off with a stick.

(jazzedMarriage) #34

I cut the ropes with my laser vision and fly away with my super streatchy underarm skin

I crucify the person below me in a deep underground lair filled with sharks that have “fricken lasers attached to their fricken heads”

(Adam) #35

[quote=“jazzedMarriage;34960”]I cut the ropes with my laser vision and fly away with my super streatchy underarm skin

I crucify the person below me in a deep underground lair filled with sharks that have “fricken lasers attached to their fricken heads”[/quote]

Try doing the correct objective. There isn’t any overlap, since that was 3 days ago, so you need to try again.

The person below me has to fight off a t-rex off with a stick.

(Serious Sam) #36

The stick happens to be a Deku stick, so it does the same amount of damage as the Master Sword. I dispatch the t-rex with ease.

I smack the person below me in the face with a stick that does the same amount of damage as a bloody big sword.

(Mr-Penguin) #37

But I’m Batman, so the stick is stopped by my sheer Batman-ness.
The person below me is teleported into a DB match with their entire team made up of very bad Vasillis.

(Adam) #38

[quote=“derpypenguinz19;35230”]But I’m Batman, so the stick is stopped by my sheer Batman-ness.
The person below me is teleported into a DB match with their entire team made up of very bad Vasillis.[/quote]

I am also a bad Vasillis, and just fit in with the crowd, also, so is the enemy team… So… the game is balanced.

I drop the person below me’s computer into a tank of water.

(Serious Sam) #39

How did you manage to move my IBM 702? The thing literally weighs a few tons. Thanks for freeing up my basement space for me though.

I drop one of those old, giant IBM 702s on the person below me.

(Adam) #40

I am a Phantom player, vanish now shields me.

I Melee the person below me.