[quote=“derpypenguinz19;53346”]But I’m actually Spiderman, so I stop the train by jumping in front of it and attaching webs to the side walls to slow down the train.
I lock the person below me in the train.[/quote]
I’ll just respawn in 20 seconds. No biggy, Compaired to the 1m respawn I am use to on other games.
The person below me has to wait 1m to respawn.
I alt tab like I do in the other games with 1m respawns. (I’m looking at you Smite)
The person below me can only run around with their primary out, no knife physics to run faster!
[quote=“Frogteam;54469”]I alt tab like I do in the other games with 1m respawns. (I’m looking at you Smite)
The person below me can only run around with their primary out, no knife physics to run faster![/quote]
“Run” is the word I would not use for how I play… “Sit in a corner beside the objective” is more of my play style… Why would I not have my primary out?
The person below me can only use their secondary weapon.
I’m Fletcher wannabe running full-time smg loadout, so this attack doesn’t change anything. I’ve heard rumours of there being a primary weapon 
?
Person below me gets 10/10 itch right on dat spot on their back where they cannot reach.
I can’t reach it, so I reach for my handy dandy back/bum scratcher and take care of that real fast.
The person below me has to clean my smelly back/bum scratcher.
As if, I buy you Yoga lessons so you can become flexible enough to scratch your whole back like the rest of us, throw that stanky scratcher out.
The person below me has to treat DB as a Team Death Match. As far as you’re aware there are no objectives.
[quote=“Frogteam;54607”]As if, I buy you Yoga lessons so you can become flexible enough to scratch your whole back like the rest of us, throw that stanky scratcher out.
The person below me has to treat DB as a Team Death Match. As far as you’re aware there are no objectives.[/quote]
The person below me has to like the dumb video! MUHAHAHAHA!!!
[quote=“Adam;54862”][quote=“Frogteam;54607”]As if, I buy you Yoga lessons so you can become flexible enough to scratch your whole back like the rest of us, throw that stanky scratcher out.
The person below me has to treat DB as a Team Death Match. As far as you’re aware there are no objectives.[/quote]
The person below me has to like the dumb video! MUHAHAHAHA!!![/quote]
I like the dumb video, I feel my brain tell me not to but I do anyway. My brain goes insane. I go to a gun shop to purchase a gun but I am denied because of my mental instability. They send me to a mental hospital.
The person below me has to break me out.
[left]Years of training and honing my skills escaping from various facilities aimed for keeping mentally unstable personalities at bay come finally to use of community as I device a masterplan to blast kittenish out.
That is until I found out he/she is kept here and scrap the plan never talking of it again.
Person below me gets stuck in DC universe, as an expendable, generic kiosk-robbery level criminal.[/left]
As it turns out, my latest attack has been so devastating, so inpenetratable, only my own split minded self can conquer the challenge once and for all. My quarter that gets sucked into the realm of Batman, Flash and Green Lantern, and one stormy and rainy, one could state even clichésly dark evening, burglars into lab owned by a mad scientist who shall remain unnamed. In an attempt to grab anything valuable to sell his jolly black market contact, that one viking-like bloke with huge scar in his forehead, he accidentally presses a switch of an weirdly shaped machine, making it produce inhumanly loud screeching noise. In a blink of an eye and perhaps need of an spare underwear later, our lowly villain finds himself in a vortex of shapes and colours, losing immediately any sense of direction or orientation. After a period that feels like a two and a half eternities, we have our beloved quarter back in my intra cranial mess I call mind and brains. Or whatever bodypart necessary reader might consider such substances as mind, if even existing in a first place, could be located.
And to get thingies back on track, I shall throw a handful of kukris towards the immediate proximity of the face of the person below me.
E: It’s a nice necro. Shush!
[quote=“coolFortress;67933”]As it turns out, my latest attack has been so devastating, so inpenetratable, only my own split minded self can conquer the challenge once and for all. My quarter that gets sucked into the realm of Batman, Flash and Green Lantern, and one stormy and rainy, one could state even clichésly dark evening, burglars into lab owned by a mad scientist who shall remain unnamed. In an attempt to grab anything valuable to sell his jolly black market contact, that one viking-like bloke with huge scar in his forehead, he accidentally presses a switch of an weirdly shaped machine, making it produce inhumanly loud screeching noise. In a blink of an eye and perhaps need of an spare underwear later, our lowly villain finds himself in a vortex of shapes and colours, losing immediately any sense of direction or orientation. After a period that feels like a two and a half eternities, we have our beloved quarter back in my intra cranial mess I call mind and brains. Or whatever bodypart necessary reader might consider such substances as mind, if even existing in a first place, could be located.
And to get thingies back on track, I shall throw a handful of kukris towards the immediate proximity of the face of the person below me.
E: It’s a nice necro. Shush![/quote]
I put a block of rice infront of my face, use the blades to chop the rice, then I’ll just enjoy some sushi… Want a peice?
The person below me has to watch us eat sushi, but can’t have one.
I feed the sushi to the penguin in my profile pic.
Said penguin gets food poisoning from the sushi and vomits all over the person below me.
I’ve worked as a custodian for a while, and the smell of vomit isn’t even in my top 5 least favorite smells. I mop up the mess and then change my clothes.
The person below me has to go reprimand derpypenguinz19’s Profile Penguin.
I go back in time and beat the sushi out of derpypenguinz hand and eat it. And the penguin is cheering not throwing up.
I stab the person below me with the katana i got of MisSaun from the walking dead then i shove a spoon up their arse i spin it around while singing “I SPIN U RIGHT ROUND BABY RIGHT ROUND BABY RIGHT ROUND RIGHT RIGHT RIGHT ROUND” then i feed the their own sh*t then i go back in time and put them on titanic.
[quote=“TheOrangePhantome;68318”]I go back in time and beat the sushi out of derpypenguinz hand and eat it.
I stab the person below me with the katana i got of MisSaun from the walking dead then i shove a spoon up their arse i spin it around while singing “I SPIN U RIGHT ROUND BABY RIGHT ROUND BABY RIGHT ROUND RIGHT RIGHT RIGHT ROUND” then i feed the their own sh*t then i go back in time and put them on titanic.[/quote]
Don’t skip people…
[quote=“Frogteam;68209”]I’ve worked as a custodian for a while, and the smell of vomit isn’t even in my top 5 least favorite smells. I mop up the mess and then change my clothes.
The person below me has to go reprimand derpypenguinz19’s Profile Penguin.[/quote]
DerpyPenguin… We need to talk… Your profile picture… It’s… IT’S TEARING OUR FAMILY APART!
I’m sorry… But for our sake… I’m taking the kids… Good bye… Forever…
The person below me has to explain to me how water is bad for you…
you can drown in water.
the person below me has to think of a way to attack the person below them (ICouldn’tThinkOfAnythingCreative,PleaseDontGetMadAtMe)
edit: Adam! i said dto not get mad me! i cri errytim
[quote=“LANshark;69242”]you can drown in water.
the person below me has to think of a way to attack the person below them (ICouldn’tThinkOfAnythingCreative,PleaseDontGetMadAtMe)[/quote]
I attack the person above me!
The person below me attacks LANshark for being lazy.
@Adam I didnt skip #Frogteam btw and also you skiped me just there so you have to repply some how. Also look at his comment.
I stick a spoon up LANsharks rectum while he’s sleeping and when he wakes up from the shock i slap him with a fish.
You skipped @Frogteam . But I shall.
[quote=“TheOrangePhantome;68318”]I go back in time and beat the sushi out of derpypenguinz hand and eat it.
I stab the person below me with the katana i got of MisSaun from the walking dead then i shove a spoon up their arse i spin it around while singing “I SPIN U RIGHT ROUND BABY RIGHT ROUND BABY RIGHT ROUND RIGHT RIGHT RIGHT ROUND” then i feed the their own sh*t then i go back in time and put them on titanic.[/quote]
You put me back in time. Technically, since you put me back in time, the stabbing of the katana, all the singing and rated R stuff never happened. And I drown. No biggy.
[quote=“LANshark;69242”]
edit: Adam! i said dto not get mad me! i cri errytim[/quote]
Opps! Missed that part! SORRY! IT WON’T HAPPEN AGAIN!
The person below me has to get mad at LANshark