The ones on your shoulder, that is…
Bringing the ancient science ahem of astrology to the wonderful world of ET, let us see what the future has in store for us:
Soldier: The staunch backbone of any squad, where would they be without you? Chosen for your love of pyrotechnics, special effects, and really BIG guns, your squad would probably still be in one piece, instead of in the respawn queue, wouldn’t they? Your guide, Mars, just killed Mercury by mistake, so don’t expect any interesting news this week.
Medic: Theoretically the most altruistic of the classes, we all know your just an XP whore at heart. You like nothing more than healing your own team, even if it means have to shoot them first. Venus moving into your sign this month means you should look out for a new love in your life. You’ll probably shoot her too.
Engineer: A degree in mechanical engineering and a sound understanding of military equipment at all levels, yet strangely lacking in basic recognition skills. The tank is the big thing with the tracks and the gun on top. It looks almost, but not quite, completely unlike a ‘truck barrier’. Your constellation is still broken from last month.
Field Ops: A strategist. A planner. Only you can truly grasp the flow of an entire battle. Only you can exactly time an artillery strike on your own tank JUST as the engineer starts repairing it.
Special Ops: Sneaky and intelligent, chosen for your brains, not your muscle, you are the perfect man for getting behind enemy lines and really making a difference. Your constellation will be mostly hiding on the distant horizon this month. So will you.
Hillarous m8…and how true… 
very good.