Your biggest Dirty Bomb failures

[Jostabeere]

Basically everything after the movement nerf patch. I used to top the scoreboards for matches most of the time, but after Splash Damage’s decision to take the game into a new direction, I end up on the bottom of the scoreboard. Just not very good at tactical/slow games. I like DB so I’m trying to learn how to adjust to the new style, but I’ve never been good at CS/Battlefield style games…

Sure. And I’m the Pope.

[Diosito]

Not being able to carry your team (full of newbies) and then being bullied by all of them (omg, high level can’t carry, blah blah blah).

** Sarcasm off **

Abbadon
Abaddon

[TheVulpesFox]

Oh my god I can’t handle this

Abbadon
Abaddon

Any more!
Why do you do it!?

[Diosito]

[quote=“TheVulpesFox;159471”]Oh my god I can’t handle this

Abbadon
Abaddon

Any more!
Why do you do it!?[/quote]

You are not the 1st person who ask me about the double signature

http://forums.dirtybomb.nexon.net/discussion/comment/150575/#Comment_150575

Abbadon
Abaddon

[BerylRdm]

@Abbadon That was a story within a story

[MarsRover]

[quote=“Abbadon;159478”][quote=“TheVulpesFox;159471”]Oh my god I can’t handle this

Abbadon
Abaddon

Any more!
Why do you do it!?[/quote]

You are not the 1st person who ask me about the double signature

http://forums.dirtybomb.nexon.net/discussion/comment/150575/#Comment_150575

Abbadon
Abaddon[/quote]

You should put that link in your sign… oh wait.

[Naralin]

Buying Phantom.

[Diosito]

[quote=“MarsRover;159481”][quote=“Abbadon;159478”][quote=“TheVulpesFox;159471”]Oh my god I can’t handle this

Abbadon
Abaddon

Any more!
Why do you do it!?[/quote]

You are not the 1st person who ask me about the double signature

http://forums.dirtybomb.nexon.net/discussion/comment/150575/#Comment_150575

Abbadon
Abaddon[/quote]

You should put that link in your sign… oh wait.[/quote]

Perhaps I’ll put it in my signature… twice xD

Abbadon
Abaddon

[PleasantWheat]

If I miss a revive on someone I will probably miss the 2nd and 3rd attempt as well (defibs), thats probably the scrubbiest thing I do tbh

[blisteringOwlNest]

@Abbadon personally I think you should step it up to three. Make it sound like your summoning yourself.

And on topic, flanking with rhino perfectly and not killing anyone -_-

[Rjsto]

[quote=“Beryl;159195”]This is more the devs fail…

When will they fix this?! GFfdgdfgdf…[/quote]

Ev is actually just a huge vacuum cleaner

[TheVulpesFox]

@Abbadon oh my god dude! That’s the reason? Well I guess you should really be writing it like 4 times now… No don’t do that!

[RyePanda]

[quote=“Rjsto;159558”][quote=“Beryl;159195”]This is more the devs fail…

When will they fix this?! GFfdgdfgdf…[/quote]

Ev is actually just a huge vacuum cleaner[/quote]

This explains why the mercs get stuck when they brush up against it.

[brennanfreak]

Listening to @Ryepanda and trying to do cowboy phantom…

[ProxyTheMinesweeper]

Because of the idiot I am, I was playing on terminal during the second objective. I was playing as Sparks at the time on the Defending side. A side objective (the tunnel with oil) was fixed, meaning that the tunnel filled up with the oil or whatever it was. I watched a teammate, Vasilli, walk right into it, acting like there was nothing. He was down and I tried several ways to revive him, by jumping side to side, pretty much everything. At that point, I gave up and ran into it to fully revive him but ended up downing myself in there. So short story, poor Sparks died when I played her.

[HunterAssassin5]

Once upon a time, my switch to primary button was 1.
One fine day I was running towards combat with my melee out,
and when I turned a corner I smacked face first into an enemy merc.
In panic, I quickly smacked the top-left corner of my keyboard,
Only to have half the screen blocked off by the console.
From that day onwards, I rebound switch to primary to scroll up,
(And switch to secondary to scroll down)

[SereneFlight1]

• Walljump charging at Skybro with a cricket bat and my C4, which was nearby, exploded… gg
• Calling artillery on me… even tho I was targeting at EV…
• Not realizing that walls are paper thin and got myself concussed by my own conc nade… through a bloody wall…
• Getting killed by teammate’s C4 (in pubs)
• Throwing med pack at my teammate but an enemy jumped out of nowhere and got it instead.
• Forgetting about a mine I put around a corner, ran there like an idiot and saw enemy running in to mi mine >:
• Out of ammo as Nader, no Support mercs in team, ammo supplies further away than I would have liked… ALLAHU AK- steps on a mine

[BerylRdm]

Waiting 15 mins to find a ranked match. Getting pissed why it takes so long. Finding out that I didn’t click “start match”. Happened now.

[Draco1]

having just a few minutes for the mission timer, enter a match, be the best player on the team with sparks, and after a few minutes getting disconnected for security violation. GG score and missions

-Out of ammo with shotty with proxy, changed to secondary, out of ammo, get ammo, change to main weapon, accidentally click the console button. Get killed (also “aaaaswwwsdwa” command not found)

[Havik_Gaming]

Trading up a god-mode Gold Fletcher, Sparks, and Proxy just because i wanted my first cobalt.