Accidentally trading up your favorite load out card when trading up cards for another merc
Your biggest Dirty Bomb failures
Being the only skyhammer, so it’s your job to take out the EV, and you miss the airstrike. Then you realize it’s gonna be a minute before another one.
Playing aura
Running at saanic speed
Shotgun in hand
Amazing flank
Should be EZ life game over
Miss first shot
Miss second shot
Miss next 5 shots
They turn around
Ez head shots
Noob aura
Game over
lol this thread made me feel so much better about my playing skills. It’s nice to know bad things happen to every one… even the pros… 
Yeah…I did that with my favorite Silver bush card…I got a silver bushwacker from one of the two elite cases I got from the starter pack…both of them had the Kek and spares…I chose the wrong one to trade in >.<
When I throws a frag grenade slightly off the Ev’s edge and it bounces back( because of the weird ev hotbox) and blows me up XD
When you see three guys camping at a healing station near the drug samples on bridge map, you cook that frag but it explodes to early , hits no one and they turn around to kill you like instantly 
^^
When you think that someone is camping at a healing station, you cook that nade, throw it with perfect timing, but it turns out there was no healing station. It was an animation bug. Again.
running somewhere as aura or another squishy and then realizing there is a rhino there way to late to stop yourself/do anything about it XD
I joined the game and felt something is not right. Everyone was running around mindlessly shooting everyone (with no success) and doing nothing else . THEN I realized that I accidentally joined TDM server
Haha, I’m so silly, hope they implement some OBJECTIVE-based servers soon.
On a serious note, wasting airstrike without damaging EV was the worst for me.
Expecting community driven servers so I didn’t have to suffer through the quick-play infested shit that is public. Playing with randomjoe the sniper #20241 is sooooooo fulfilling.
-50xp… with nader
-20xp… with fragger
-30xp… with proxy
-70xp… with kira
-45xp… with arty
-100xp… with skyhama
-10xp… with that godnigga
-25xp… with stoker
and I made harakiri w fantam… jk
Basically everything after the movement nerf patch. I used to top the scoreboards for matches most of the time, but after Splash Damage’s decision to take the game into a new direction, I end up on the bottom of the scoreboard. Just not very good at tactical/slow games. I like DB so I’m trying to learn how to adjust to the new style, but I’ve never been good at CS/Battlefield style games…
My biggest fails:
- Noticing the proxy mine literally a millisecond before it blows up, and it’s now too late to jump out of the way in time
- Blowing myself up with an airstrike
- Early on, playing as engineer, but not knowing how diffusing worked
- Accidentally martyring myself as a medic is a second away from reviving me
- Just recently, accidentally dropping a mine instead of pressing F to deliver the objective.