Your biggest Dirty Bomb failures

(BerylRdm) #1

I know that we like to brag about those great things we do, but every single one of us, no matter how highly skilled, has bad moments or bad days. And here, in this thread, you can talk about them :slight_smile:

I’ll start. I was very tired last night, but I thought I’ll play few ranked matches. First two were good, but then I started to miss everything and when my team was getting stomped one guy even asked if I’m a bot, because “6/8 as Fragger”. Later that night I decided to try Dirty Bomb in Dynamic Super Resolution for the first time, playing as Sparks in pubs, and I’ve ended up being the very last on the scoreboard :smiley:

(Your worst knifemare.) #2

I once was a nader during execution on overground, and when i wend down the stairs to B i got ambushed and killed and instead of letting a pheonix revive me my finger slipped and hit martydom.

(BerylRdm) #3

and instead of letting a pheonix revive me my finger slipped and hit martydom.

Sadly, you are not the only one to do that :wink: I saw nader blowing up friendly phoenix in ranked :smiley:

(Potato_Ladder) #4

Not tossing the med pack in time, usually.

(MilkyBear) #5

Killed myself with my own laser. Happens way too often.

(BerylRdm) #6

@sympatheticMotorcycle I know your pain:
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(gg2ez) #7

It’s moreso my potato PC’s fault but WAAAY to frequently I lag out when cooking a Nade and blow myself up.

(MarsRover) #8

I execute a perfectly timed flank maneuver, catch 3 guys unaware of my presence, I start shooting and somehow I manage to die without killing anyone.

(PD_Agent47) #9

The worst thing i remember is when I accidentally switched from rhino to stoker and didn’t remember it … .when the enemy came I pressed Q for the minigun but unfortunately threw Molotov and died in it burning as shit :lol:

(MarsRover) #10

Wha… How? :lol: I managed a few times to do that with two mercs with the same primary and similar movement speed. But Stoker and Rhino… :smiley:

(Jostabeere) #11

My attempt to play Vassili today because I’ve gotten the Ultimate Starter pack key.
Would not recommend. :cold_sweat:

(Potato_Ladder) #12

[quote=“Jostabeere;157096”]My attempt to play Vassili today because I’ve gotten the Ultimate Starter pack key.
Would not recommend. :cold_sweat: [/quote]

Combine with the upcoming rotation and you got Vaseline’s formula.

(PD_Agent47) #13

Wha… How? :lol: I managed a few times to do that with two mercs with the same primary and similar movement speed. But Stoker and Rhino… :smiley: [/quote]

Actually we got spawncamped right there… so i had to push q as soon as I enter … lol

(HunterAssassin5) #14

Killing myself in a panic mollie.
Bonus for not killing an enemy in said panic mollie.

(FireWorks) #15

and get longspawned myself!

(brennanfreak) #16

@Xavien knows how bad I fucked up.

(Sorotia) #17

I don’t know…was playing Bushwacker once and the game was on the line…the C4 was counting down and there was this Proxy curled into a ball and hiding in a corner instead of disarming the C4.

Was 4 enemies on the platform and I was only able to take out 1 before I got taken out and then the Proxy who was hiding blamed me for the loss…so I guess it was my fault I’m not Rambo and able to take out 4 people…and must of been my fault the Proxy didn’t defuse while I was giving them some cover.

#18

One time I’ve planned and calculated my flank perfectly and yet, it all failed because I tried to knife that Vassili on the turret resulting in him giving me a mlg no sc0pe headshawt. :trollface:

(Jesus) #19

Sometimess im just bad and it happens way too often for me to remember any of them.
But I do remember one time where Luck said fuck off Im helping you way too much with loadout, i was playing stoker, starts to throw molotov at ennemies they somehow managed to shoot it and i burned like Jeanne D’Arc.
Wouldnt have been so bad if it didnt happened 4 times in the same game…
I legit thought ragequitting this pub was totally okay this day.

(Your worst knifemare.) #20

On the nader note, i was stoker on dome and i burned myself to death while trying to throw the molli between a railing at a nader (i was on the platform she was below)