Your best DirtyBomb Meme?


(HonourBound) #1741

Basically what happens when people use VOIP in pubs :smiley:


(AdmiralTeddy) #1742

@HonourBound
I think this is the most fitting thing I can post in response.

For people who might skip over cause they know the song, it’s a troll version of it, not the actual song. well worth a listen 10/10 top kek.

Also speaking of voip singers, I once had this guy in a CSGO casual that only went silent and either tased or knifed people and right before he did this he would play ā€œand he’s name is JOHN CENAā€ā€¦ which played for both teams, hella funny, especially when everyone was dead and he was the last guy in a 1v1 XD.

which gave me an idea, taser merc KappaRoss.


(AdmiralTeddy) #1743

When you wipe an entire enemy spawn with an airstrike and win the match.


(FerfyDerf) #1744

[quote=ā€œAdmiral Teddy;184736ā€]When you wipe an entire enemy spawn with an airstrike and win the match.

Dear diary,

It’s minute fifteen. My sanity is slipping, and I’m not sure if this will end, but I seem alright… alright?

[spoiler]ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT [/spoiler]

Alrighty, then.


(Shirobon) #1745

When you get a first slice at someone’s back with the katana as phantom and they start panic running

http://i.imgur.com/btzRXwI.jpg


(AdmiralTeddy) #1746

or when a sparks/proxy/aura enters a room that has a rhino inside


(Cuck) #1747

or when a sparks/proxy/aura enters a room that has a rhino inside
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Sparks jumps away and ran to fletcher after entering a room

I knew something was wrong
when a little pretty white girl ran
into a black man’s arms.

Dead giveaway


(AdmiralTeddy) #1748

I made that joke ages ago, y u steal my memes @Cuck


(Herr_Hanz) #1749

[quote=ā€œShirobon;185190ā€]When you get a first slice at someone’s back with the katana as phantom and they start panic running

http://i.imgur.com/btzRXwI.jpg[/quote]

unfortunetly every katana user i see that tries to knife me gets a first knife, i first try to noscope him, and then i spam my magnum on em and beat em down with my cricket bat


(Cuck) #1750

and i get an infractions for it.
(the video has some nono stuff)
im sorry


(Shirobon) #1751

[quote=ā€œHerr_Hanz;185213ā€]

unfortunetly every katana user i see that tries to knife me gets a first knife, i first try to noscope him, and then i spam my magnum on em and beat em down with my cricket bat[/quote] Those are some shitty phantoms you got there.


(Herr_Hanz) #1752

[quote=ā€œShirobon;185254ā€][quote=ā€œHerr_Hanz;185213ā€]

unfortunetly every katana user i see that tries to knife me gets a first knife, i first try to noscope him, and then i spam my magnum on em and beat em down with my cricket bat[/quote] Those are some @$!# phantoms you got there.

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if it works for Phantom it works for kira as well. especially because one heavy melee can kill a kira.


(Xenithos) #1753

[spoiler][quote=ā€œAdmiral Teddy;183497ā€]I remember 1 time I was playing sparks on terminal and on the first objective, we blew the pump, my aura went down into the smoke and got downed, now this guy didn’t know the power of ā€œKā€ so i kept resing him, got like 30 revives off him and he kept thanking me and trying to walk up the stairs.
I’ve never felt so evil in my life :naughty: [/quote]

EDIT: Guys, don’t take me seriously. I’m just pointing out how something can be taken here. Which is why I’m also posting about the fact that I’ve done pretty much the EXACT SAME THING:
Just realized something, I wonder if that counts as ā€œexperience grinding.ā€[/spoiler]

But, in light of the sadness that may count as. A friend and I were playing, and one of the guy on my team said, ā€œHey, I’ll be back in a minute.ā€ He was gone for like 15 minutes… 7 full rounds or something, and he would twitch every now and then. After the first ā€œminuteā€ we decided to ruin his k/d for going AFK.

My friend killed him 66 times, and I revved him every time. He finally got back after the time and goes wtf!? Then he started laughing and asked how bad his k/dr was.

[spoiler]I’ve gone ahead and added some pictures so we can laugh at this and not ban me or change the location of this post because it wouldn’t count as a meme… Also, in my defense, he was being a ā€œuseless sniper,ā€ it had to be done! :naughty: [/spoiler]

https://gyazo.com/cffce27e6cdec00f54bdc6521a14eb90.png

https://gyazo.com/6c4474048b63cbf6ae4af53713ac7ba4.png

Now… meme picture! :sunglasses:

By the way, some of these useless broken pieces of the menus should probably be fixed or replaced. I’m tired of seeing copies of missions I completed claiming i’ve gotten nothing on them… Examples have been noted, etc. Also, I laugh every time that i see the revive count badges. Because I forget that they will replace each other as they increase. :dizzy: gets me all confused sometimes. :hushed:


(Shinywindow) #1754

http://i.imgur.com/8sEG9UZ.jpg


(Xenithos) #1755

@FUNNYBLACKMAN

[left][quote=ā€œXenithos;179924ā€]When you realize Phoenix must be one HOT Spaniard (because almost all Spanish people are beautiful) underneath all of that protective gear:
https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/2d/6c/5c/2d6c5c29dd8e358600774c131a43cc41.jpg
[/quote]

Okay… Now I know people are intentionally not giving me the LOLs I deserve… :confounded: (this is a JOKE, do NOT take seriously, ONLY LOL if it deserves the LOL.)
ā€œThe LOLs that Vanilla deserves, but not the one he needs right now. So He’ll have to keep hunting them. Because he can’t take it. Because he’s not your heroā€¦ā€
[spoiler]https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/52/38/17/5238177ff43cb9776823cbb22a6ca652.jpg
[/spoiler]

FUNNYBLACKMAN used my ultra special picture of Phoenix on page 55… (quoted above for reference…
https://youtu.be/6685vzE9_l8?t=4m

All I want is an LOL from you (Edit: FBM ONLY)… please… Just one…
http://stream1.gifsoup.com/webroot/animatedgifs1/1722442_o.gif[/left]


(AdmiralTeddy) #1756

@Xenithos i honestly dont understand how a picture of phoenix being a hot Spaniard is ā€œLOLā€ worthy or even considered a meme?
Yeah the sniper one was funny, but what does yoda have to do with db though?

And regarding the sparks revive one of mine. Me being level 30 at the time, i don’t really think reviving that aura would be experience grind as at that level what does experience even do for you (low levels you need the cases, but when you got good cobalts for almost every merc?)
Like also who cares about your level past lvl 15 or so?


(Xenithos) #1757

[quote=ā€œAdmiral Teddy;185454ā€]@Xenithos i honestly dont understand how a picture of phoenix being a hot Spaniard is ā€œLOLā€ worthy or even considered a meme?
Yeah the sniper one was funny, but what does yoda have to do with db though?

And regarding the sparks revive one of mine. Me being level 30 at the time, i don’t really think reviving that aura would be experience grind as at that level what does experience even do for you (low levels you need the cases, but when you got good cobalts for almost every merc?)
Like also who cares about your level past lvl 15 or so?[/quote]
@ā€œAdmiral Teddyā€
Ahem, I was joking with FUNNYBLACKMAN in this post, not really being serious… I also thought this was obvious due to my ā€œmemeā€ of the Batman quote that went everywhere, I simply adopted it for the jest at FBM. Please, don’t take anything I say personally unless I tag you in it… I don’t mean to be rude or accusatory of anyone on this forum.

And about level grinding, I was joking about the fact that people could see us torturing noobs as level grinding despite it just being messing around. If I remember correctly Josta has actually posted something about his recently, and both of the dudes were above level 15.

SO, I think you should probably calm down, and notice that this is YOUR meme and jokes post. I was simply failing to be funny. Holy crap though dude…

BUT relative to the Phoenix, he used the same picture on LATINO lover. I’m just telling him to please go LOL my post for using the exact same picture I used. He coulda found his own.

EDIT: Thanks though for LOL’in my Sniper one though. Of course you should only ā€œLOLā€ posts that are funny. I’m not saying you shouldn’t. If you don’t find any of my posts funny, don’t feel inclined to LOL them. The above thing was solely to FunnyBlackMan, and I wanted people to see it. :wink:
I’m going to go ahead and edit the above one so that it’s more obvious that it’s more to FUNNYBLACKMAN than anyone else, in case that’s what spiked you. :sweat:


(Xenithos) #1758

Alright, I think all the above mentioned posts have been edit-corrected in case they weren’t clear. I’ll try to be more careful and specific in the future. Take care.

Also, to anyone regarding my Phoenix one, I posted that originally because a friend of mine inspired it. She’s a crazy person who pretty much only plays Phoenix, and claims she wants his babies. When I asked her why, she claimed he’s probably really hot, because he’s a Spaniard. I’d honestly never thought of Phoenix that way, and when I put that guy’s picture next to him, I laughed. Only reason I put him here.


(FUNNYBLACKMAN) #1759

@Xenithos I remembered someone posted that picture on here so I came to get this one instead of going to search for one.


(Xenithos) #1760

[quote=ā€œFUNNYBLACKMAN;185462ā€]@Xenithos I remembered someone posted that picture on here so I came to get this one instead of going to search for one.

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Thanks man. That’s what I thought. :smiley:
Cuz searching for Latino Lover, and hot Latino doesn’t give that image on Google Images.

THIS: is what shows up if you search Latino Lovergozamos.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/latin-lover.jpg