Basically what happens when people use VOIP in pubs 
Your best DirtyBomb Meme?
@HonourBound
I think this is the most fitting thing I can post in response.
For people who might skip over cause they know the song, itās a troll version of it, not the actual song. well worth a listen 10/10 top kek.
Also speaking of voip singers, I once had this guy in a CSGO casual that only went silent and either tased or knifed people and right before he did this he would play āand heās name is JOHN CENAā⦠which played for both teams, hella funny, especially when everyone was dead and he was the last guy in a 1v1 XD.
which gave me an idea, taser merc KappaRoss.
When you wipe an entire enemy spawn with an airstrike and win the match.
[quote=āAdmiral Teddy;184736ā]When you wipe an entire enemy spawn with an airstrike and win the match.
Dear diary,
Itās minute fifteen. My sanity is slipping, and Iām not sure if this will end, but I seem alright⦠alright?
[spoiler]ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT [/spoiler]
Alrighty, then.
When you get a first slice at someoneās back with the katana as phantom and they start panic running
or when a sparks/proxy/aura enters a room that has a rhino inside
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Sparks jumps away and ran to fletcher after entering a room
I knew something was wrong
when a little pretty white girl ran
into a black manās arms.
Dead giveaway
[quote=āShirobon;185190ā]When you get a first slice at someoneās back with the katana as phantom and they start panic running
http://i.imgur.com/btzRXwI.jpg[/quote]
unfortunetly every katana user i see that tries to knife me gets a first knife, i first try to noscope him, and then i spam my magnum on em and beat em down with my cricket bat
[quote=āHerr_Hanz;185213ā]
unfortunetly every katana user i see that tries to knife me gets a first knife, i first try to noscope him, and then i spam my magnum on em and beat em down with my cricket bat[/quote] Those are some shitty phantoms you got there.
[quote=āShirobon;185254ā][quote=āHerr_Hanz;185213ā]
unfortunetly every katana user i see that tries to knife me gets a first knife, i first try to noscope him, and then i spam my magnum on em and beat em down with my cricket bat[/quote] Those are some @$!# phantoms you got there.
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if it works for Phantom it works for kira as well. especially because one heavy melee can kill a kira.
[spoiler][quote=āAdmiral Teddy;183497ā]I remember 1 time I was playing sparks on terminal and on the first objective, we blew the pump, my aura went down into the smoke and got downed, now this guy didnāt know the power of āKā so i kept resing him, got like 30 revives off him and he kept thanking me and trying to walk up the stairs.
Iāve never felt so evil in my life :naughty: [/quote]
EDIT: Guys, donāt take me seriously. Iām just pointing out how something can be taken here. Which is why Iām also posting about the fact that Iāve done pretty much the EXACT SAME THING:
Just realized something, I wonder if that counts as āexperience grinding.ā[/spoiler]
But, in light of the sadness that may count as. A friend and I were playing, and one of the guy on my team said, āHey, Iāll be back in a minute.ā He was gone for like 15 minutes⦠7 full rounds or something, and he would twitch every now and then. After the first āminuteā we decided to ruin his k/d for going AFK.
My friend killed him 66 times, and I revved him every time. He finally got back after the time and goes wtf!? Then he started laughing and asked how bad his k/dr was.
[spoiler]Iāve gone ahead and added some pictures so we can laugh at this and not ban me or change the location of this post because it wouldnāt count as a meme⦠Also, in my defense, he was being a āuseless sniper,ā it had to be done! :naughty: [/spoiler]
https://gyazo.com/cffce27e6cdec00f54bdc6521a14eb90.png
https://gyazo.com/6c4474048b63cbf6ae4af53713ac7ba4.png
By the way, some of these useless broken pieces of the menus should probably be fixed or replaced. Iām tired of seeing copies of missions I completed claiming iāve gotten nothing on them⦠Examples have been noted, etc. Also, I laugh every time that i see the revive count badges. Because I forget that they will replace each other as they increase.
gets me all confused sometimes. 
[left][quote=āXenithos;179924ā]When you realize Phoenix must be one HOT Spaniard (because almost all Spanish people are beautiful) underneath all of that protective gear:
https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/2d/6c/5c/2d6c5c29dd8e358600774c131a43cc41.jpg
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Okay⦠Now I know people are intentionally not giving me the LOLs I deserveā¦
(this is a JOKE, do NOT take seriously, ONLY LOL if it deserves the LOL.)
āThe LOLs that Vanilla deserves, but not the one he needs right now. So Heāll have to keep hunting them. Because he canāt take it. Because heās not your heroā¦ā
[spoiler]https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/52/38/17/5238177ff43cb9776823cbb22a6ca652.jpg
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FUNNYBLACKMAN used my ultra special picture of Phoenix on page 55⦠(quoted above for referenceā¦
https://youtu.be/6685vzE9_l8?t=4m
All I want is an LOL from you (Edit: FBM ONLY)⦠please⦠Just oneā¦
http://stream1.gifsoup.com/webroot/animatedgifs1/1722442_o.gif[/left]
@Xenithos i honestly dont understand how a picture of phoenix being a hot Spaniard is āLOLā worthy or even considered a meme?
Yeah the sniper one was funny, but what does yoda have to do with db though?
And regarding the sparks revive one of mine. Me being level 30 at the time, i donāt really think reviving that aura would be experience grind as at that level what does experience even do for you (low levels you need the cases, but when you got good cobalts for almost every merc?)
Like also who cares about your level past lvl 15 or so?
[quote=āAdmiral Teddy;185454ā]@Xenithos i honestly dont understand how a picture of phoenix being a hot Spaniard is āLOLā worthy or even considered a meme?
Yeah the sniper one was funny, but what does yoda have to do with db though?
And regarding the sparks revive one of mine. Me being level 30 at the time, i donāt really think reviving that aura would be experience grind as at that level what does experience even do for you (low levels you need the cases, but when you got good cobalts for almost every merc?)
Like also who cares about your level past lvl 15 or so?[/quote]
@āAdmiral Teddyā
Ahem, I was joking with FUNNYBLACKMAN in this post, not really being serious⦠I also thought this was obvious due to my āmemeā of the Batman quote that went everywhere, I simply adopted it for the jest at FBM. Please, donāt take anything I say personally unless I tag you in it⦠I donāt mean to be rude or accusatory of anyone on this forum.
And about level grinding, I was joking about the fact that people could see us torturing noobs as level grinding despite it just being messing around. If I remember correctly Josta has actually posted something about his recently, and both of the dudes were above level 15.
SO, I think you should probably calm down, and notice that this is YOUR meme and jokes post. I was simply failing to be funny. Holy crap though dudeā¦
BUT relative to the Phoenix, he used the same picture on LATINO lover. Iām just telling him to please go LOL my post for using the exact same picture I used. He coulda found his own.
EDIT: Thanks though for LOLāin my Sniper one though. Of course you should only āLOLā posts that are funny. Iām not saying you shouldnāt. If you donāt find any of my posts funny, donāt feel inclined to LOL them. The above thing was solely to FunnyBlackMan, and I wanted people to see it. 
Iām going to go ahead and edit the above one so that itās more obvious that itās more to FUNNYBLACKMAN than anyone else, in case thatās what spiked you. 
Alright, I think all the above mentioned posts have been edit-corrected in case they werenāt clear. Iāll try to be more careful and specific in the future. Take care.
Also, to anyone regarding my Phoenix one, I posted that originally because a friend of mine inspired it. Sheās a crazy person who pretty much only plays Phoenix, and claims she wants his babies. When I asked her why, she claimed heās probably really hot, because heās a Spaniard. Iād honestly never thought of Phoenix that way, and when I put that guyās picture next to him, I laughed. Only reason I put him here.
@Xenithos I remembered someone posted that picture on here so I came to get this one instead of going to search for one.
[quote=āFUNNYBLACKMAN;185462ā]@Xenithos I remembered someone posted that picture on here so I came to get this one instead of going to search for one.
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Thanks man. Thatās what I thought. 
Cuz searching for Latino Lover, and hot Latino doesnāt give that image on Google Images.
THIS: is what shows up if you search Latino Lovergozamos.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/latin-lover.jpg
