[quote=“Sir Rexman;184275”][quote=“ShekelWanker;184273”]http://puu.sh/p96Iu/41c118e775.jpg
Just finished Dirty Bomb. It was a good game. Now I can die happy.[/quote]
until they nerf the loadout 
P.s Im not suggesting it as OP tho ;-; Just trying to break his heart ;-;[/quote]
Never seen SD nerf a loadout card before ¯_(ツ)_/¯
[quote=“ShekelWanker;184273”]http://puu.sh/p96Iu/41c118e775.jpg
Just finished Dirty Bomb. It was a good game. Now I can die happy.[/quote]
What is this doing in ‘best dirty bomb meme’?
Getting a good card out from equipment/ expert/ elite case or trade-in/ -up is a big fat danky meme.
So I was in a match with a clan/group who went all Cance…coughProxy/Rhino/Skybro
A couple of screenshots:
http://i.imgur.com/J1Qt0Gd.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/qaQ26HI.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/TnGek1D.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/F6mqqkr.jpg
How I felt the first time I saw it:
How I felt at the end:
[spoiler][quote=“Cuck;184203”][quote=“MarsRover;184188”][quote=“KUST__LunarTM;184183”]They’ve updated the quote for Vassili. I’m quite impressed.
http://images.akamai.steamusercontent.com/ugc/449611096787462638/BCAABE8D539B9E3C0308E03426D9603FC4EDF8E5/[/quote]
How do you HIT your bullet? Do you have to shoot with one gun first, then quickly pull out another one with higher exit velocity?[/quote]
Oh gosh, how funny it’d be when Vassili misses a shot and shoots himself in the gut. That would be hilarious. Also, couldn’t stop laughing at the guy saying “I didn’t know it would go off.” To me, that’s like those kids saying after finding out that one of them got pregnant, “we didn’t know we could get pregnant!” Like… wtf, do you not think!?
[quote=“ShekelWanker;184276”]
Never seen SD nerf a loadout card before ¯_(ツ)_/¯[/quote]
You clearly don’t know that that loadout technically nerfs the sad Obsidian Phoenix the rest of us owns… 
(We are stuck with outdated gen 1 version, posted here so that you can LOL at our almost uncontained jealousy)
[quote=“Someordinaryguy;184311”]So I was in a match with a clan/group who went all Cance…coughProxy/Rhino/Skybro
A couple of screenshots:
http://i.imgur.com/J1Qt0Gd.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/qaQ26HI.jpg
-SNIP-
[/quote]
If only one of them went sparks/aura, and another went stoker/kira. They would have been unbeatable…
@Xenithos Phoenix is actually, alongside Redeye (just my opinion) one only mercs who can actually be somewhat consistently useful with mounted guns, as if you get downed on it, you usually get 2nd try or you can escape after self-rez.
Too bad Cool only reduces overheat time which you rarely get enough time to do to begin with, sheesh if it would tighten the spread or something alongside it.
maybe he bought it or did a trade up. we will never know.
today i got my first cobalt out of a case.
it was a combined expert case but still. it was a kiratana 
but then i traded it in for a cobalt thunder and got a bad card :I
[quote=“bontsa;184398”]@Xenithos Phoenix is actually, alongside Redeye (just my opinion) one only mercs who can actually be somewhat consistently useful with mounted guns, as if you get downed on it, you usually get 2nd try or you can escape after self-rez.
Too bad Cool only reduces overheat time which you rarely get enough time to do to begin with, sheesh if it would tighten the spread or something alongside it.[/quote]
And Phantom. I just prefer Untrackable over Cool… 
maybe he bought it or did a trade up. we will never know.
today i got my first cobalt out of a case.
it was a combined expert case but still. it was a kiratana but then i traded it in for a cobalt thunder and got a bad card :I[/quote]
… Insert Jackie Chan WTF did you do that for meme here…
[quote=“Xenithos;184396”][quote=“ShekelWanker;184276”]
Never seen SD nerf a loadout card before ¯_(ツ)_/¯[/quote]
You clearly don’t know that that loadout technically nerfs the sad Obsidian Phoenix the rest of us owns… (We are stuck with outdated gen 1 version, posted here so that you can LOL at our almost uncontained jealousy)
[/quote]
Well… jeez…
Uh… have a like to lift your mood?
In light of the whole Hail Hydra thing, I thought these would be funny.
http://i.imgur.com/LyhpYoA.png
http://i.imgur.com/QhS7uqR.png
http://i.imgur.com/gd8XluT.png
maybe he bought it or did a trade up. we will never know.
today i got my first cobalt out of a case.
it was a combined expert case but still. it was a kiratana but then i traded it in for a cobalt thunder and got a bad card :I[/quote]
… Insert Jackie Chan WTF did you do that for meme here…[/quote]
i dont have kira kawaii unlocked, i only play vassili and if i dont i play thunder. + i already have a kiratana loadout in bronze. + it was with the dreiss.
I recall that on some page of this thread, a user showed their drunk parents the DB mercs and they called Phoenix “Danger Man”. I’m saying this because Danger Man became a meme among my friends, therefore, we decided to make a lyrical version of Danger Man
(Sung to the tune of Spiderman’s theme)
Danger Man
Danger Man
Runs into the danger can
Makes you eat
lots of fruit
or he’ll cut off your fcking foot
Oh no, don’t fck with Danger Man
Nanomachines are his power source
Stops you from being a rotting corpse
Heals you up
Then he falls
Go suck on these Spainiard balls
Look out
Here comes the Danger Man
Will post more if new lyrics come up
give these men every fcking medal in the entire fcking world.
your teammates basically
