Your best DirtyBomb Meme?


(RadFoxxo) #1721

[quote=“Sir Rexman;184275”][quote=“ShekelWanker;184273”]http://puu.sh/p96Iu/41c118e775.jpg

Just finished Dirty Bomb. It was a good game. Now I can die happy.[/quote]

until they nerf the loadout :wink:

P.s Im not suggesting it as OP tho ;-; Just trying to break his heart ;-;[/quote]

Never seen SD nerf a loadout card before ¯_(ツ)_/¯


(Herr_Hanz) #1722

[quote=“ShekelWanker;184273”]http://puu.sh/p96Iu/41c118e775.jpg

Just finished Dirty Bomb. It was a good game. Now I can die happy.[/quote]

What is this doing in ‘best dirty bomb meme’?


(SereneFlight) #1723

Getting a good card out from equipment/ expert/ elite case or trade-in/ -up is a big fat danky meme.


(Someordinaryguy) #1724

So I was in a match with a clan/group who went all Cance…coughProxy/Rhino/Skybro

A couple of screenshots:

http://i.imgur.com/J1Qt0Gd.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/qaQ26HI.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/TnGek1D.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/F6mqqkr.jpg

How I felt the first time I saw it:

How I felt at the end:


(Xenithos) #1725

[spoiler][quote=“Cuck;184203”][quote=“MarsRover;184188”][quote=“KUST__LunarTM;184183”]They’ve updated the quote for Vassili. I’m quite impressed.
http://images.akamai.steamusercontent.com/ugc/449611096787462638/BCAABE8D539B9E3C0308E03426D9603FC4EDF8E5/[/quote]

How do you HIT your bullet? Do you have to shoot with one gun first, then quickly pull out another one with higher exit velocity?[/quote]

Oh gosh, how funny it’d be when Vassili misses a shot and shoots himself in the gut. That would be hilarious. Also, couldn’t stop laughing at the guy saying “I didn’t know it would go off.” To me, that’s like those kids saying after finding out that one of them got pregnant, “we didn’t know we could get pregnant!” Like… wtf, do you not think!?


(Xenithos) #1726

[quote=“ShekelWanker;184276”]

Never seen SD nerf a loadout card before ¯_(ツ)_/¯[/quote]

You clearly don’t know that that loadout technically nerfs the sad Obsidian Phoenix the rest of us owns… :disappointed: (We are stuck with outdated gen 1 version, posted here so that you can LOL at our almost uncontained jealousy)


(Xenithos) #1727

[quote=“Someordinaryguy;184311”]So I was in a match with a clan/group who went all Cance…coughProxy/Rhino/Skybro

A couple of screenshots:

http://i.imgur.com/J1Qt0Gd.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/qaQ26HI.jpg

-SNIP-
[/quote]

If only one of them went sparks/aura, and another went stoker/kira. They would have been unbeatable…


(bontsa) #1728

@Xenithos Phoenix is actually, alongside Redeye (just my opinion) one only mercs who can actually be somewhat consistently useful with mounted guns, as if you get downed on it, you usually get 2nd try or you can escape after self-rez.

Too bad Cool only reduces overheat time which you rarely get enough time to do to begin with, sheesh if it would tighten the spread or something alongside it.


(Herr_Hanz) #1729

maybe he bought it or did a trade up. we will never know.

today i got my first cobalt out of a case.

it was a combined expert case but still. it was a kiratana :smiley: but then i traded it in for a cobalt thunder and got a bad card :I


(Xenithos) #1730

[quote=“bontsa;184398”]@Xenithos Phoenix is actually, alongside Redeye (just my opinion) one only mercs who can actually be somewhat consistently useful with mounted guns, as if you get downed on it, you usually get 2nd try or you can escape after self-rez.

Too bad Cool only reduces overheat time which you rarely get enough time to do to begin with, sheesh if it would tighten the spread or something alongside it.[/quote]

And Phantom. I just prefer Untrackable over Cool… :hushed:


(Xenithos) #1731

maybe he bought it or did a trade up. we will never know.

today i got my first cobalt out of a case.

it was a combined expert case but still. it was a kiratana :smiley: but then i traded it in for a cobalt thunder and got a bad card :I[/quote]

… Insert Jackie Chan WTF did you do that for meme here…


(RadFoxxo) #1732

[quote=“Xenithos;184396”][quote=“ShekelWanker;184276”]

Never seen SD nerf a loadout card before ¯_(ツ)_/¯[/quote]

You clearly don’t know that that loadout technically nerfs the sad Obsidian Phoenix the rest of us owns… :disappointed: (We are stuck with outdated gen 1 version, posted here so that you can LOL at our almost uncontained jealousy)

[/quote]

Well… jeez…

Uh… have a like to lift your mood?


(watsyurdeal) #1733

In light of the whole Hail Hydra thing, I thought these would be funny.

http://i.imgur.com/LyhpYoA.png
http://i.imgur.com/QhS7uqR.png
http://i.imgur.com/gd8XluT.png


(HunterAssassin5) #1734

you mean “pineapples”


(watsyurdeal) #1735

That’s, actually better


(Herr_Hanz) #1736

maybe he bought it or did a trade up. we will never know.

today i got my first cobalt out of a case.

it was a combined expert case but still. it was a kiratana :smiley: but then i traded it in for a cobalt thunder and got a bad card :I[/quote]

… Insert Jackie Chan WTF did you do that for meme here…[/quote]

i dont have kira kawaii unlocked, i only play vassili and if i dont i play thunder. + i already have a kiratana loadout in bronze. + it was with the dreiss.


(Shirobon) #1737

When your team’s engy is right next to the bomb but doesn’t defuse it


(RadFoxxo) #1738

I recall that on some page of this thread, a user showed their drunk parents the DB mercs and they called Phoenix “Danger Man”. I’m saying this because Danger Man became a meme among my friends, therefore, we decided to make a lyrical version of Danger Man

(Sung to the tune of Spiderman’s theme)

Danger Man
Danger Man
Runs into the danger can
Makes you eat
lots of fruit
or he’ll cut off your fcking foot
Oh no, don’t f
ck with Danger Man

Nanomachines are his power source
Stops you from being a rotting corpse
Heals you up
Then he falls
Go suck on these Spainiard balls
Look out
Here comes the Danger Man

Will post more if new lyrics come up :smiley:


(bontsa) #1739

This ^

This is art


(HunterAssassin5) #1740

give these men every fcking medal in the entire fcking world.


your teammates basically