You know you're addicted to DB when...

(blisteringOwlNest) #1

… You have a dream that you accidentally get invited to a private testing server, and see a new merc being tested before being kicked.

I need to get out more.

(kaMMakaZZi9) #2

I ask for parts of the work day off to get in missions before they reset.

(Jesus) #3

When you dream about playing and say to your father waking you up for school:

-Wait I just need to destroy this fucking EV.

And he is like : Mais qu’est ce que tu dis toi lève ton cul.
Because you even forgot you were french.
True Story.

(NeroSonic) #4

when i quote one of the mercs in real life :smiley:

(gg2ez) #5

Yelling out “DEFUSE THE F*CKING C4” mid-sleep.

(Icecoal) #6

When you don’t know what to do because servers are down 2am in the morning …

(terminal) #7

When you see strategic spots to place turrets, mines, and incendiary grenades in real life

(terminal) #8

When you hold and twist a bottle of water like stoker’s incendiary grenade.

(Your worst knifemare.) #9

When everytime you here lightning you think Thunders comeing to get you and your family.

(BananaSlug) #10

when you hang Molotovs on Christmas tree just like stoker…

(FUNNYBLACKMAN) #11

When you walk around town and look at the ground, searching for proxy mines.

(Occult) #12

sitting in the office when you a notice pad of sticky notes, you then crumple said sticky notes and proceed to throw them into your coworkers face and yell explosive charge! and run away

(brennanfreak) #13

When I do Phoenix’s revive leap when I’m sleeping then realize I’m late for school.

(inscrutableShow) #14

When you can say “Come on, let’s go” in a perfect Sawbonez voice, and you’re a white guy.

(Naonna) #15

@gg2ez Yelling out “DEFUSE THE F*CKING C4” mid-coitus.

(Someordinaryguy) #16

-Everytime you hear a plane fly by, you run under something, thinking airstrike is coming

-Imitating merc machine gun quotes (or quotes in general)

-Saying “Bloody rubbish you lot are” to your friends

-Yelling “Mine deployed” while throwing a frisbee

-Yelling Fletcher/Vaseline quotes while throwing round stuff f.ex. snowballs

-Being an emotionless bitch like Sparks

-Trying to imitate mercs voices/accents

(SereneFlight) #17

When you try long and wall jumping to cut corners, fail and put the video on youtube

(Penguinexpert1) #18

When I have my mobile on call to edit the DB Wiki should I be needed :smiley: I’m a Wiki Guardian you see for the Gamepedia Wiki :slight_smile:

(Penguinexpert1) #19

Working on the Dirty Bomb wiki as best I can, every day :smiley:

(BananaSlug) #20

@Someordinaryguy i am actually trying to have stupid accent like sparks xD