Worst perk suggestions

(Press E) #1
  • Poor vision: Automatically reduces FoV to the lowest setting
  • Slow slash: 50% slower melee speed
  • Annoying Angel: Receive an audio warning when a teammate is near
  • Hot: All guns now overheat after firing more than 5 rounds at once
  • Shakeable: 50% extra damage from explosions
  • Trysoft: Receive a temporary 2% XP boost when all enemies are dead

Someone else has probably made a thread like this, but I always find them hilarious. Suggest your bad perks here!

Your worst DB suggestions?
(AlbinMatt) #2

Lack of Supplies: Increases the cooldown on every abilities by 25%

Ammo Deprived: No spare magazines available, the mag you have loaded is the only one you have.

High Profile: Increases your footsteps sound by 50%
Variant: Famous: Every single action you perform will be 75% louder, and can be detected for an additional 65 metres

Biased Potency: Your healing items heals for -50% to teammates, but can be picked up by opponents for +20% it’s base effect.

Myopic: You spot enemies for only two seconds, and anyone without a direct Line of Sight will not emit any noise.

Laggy Input: All deployables take 40% longer to activate.

That’s all I have right now.

(kopyright) #3

Flying Anvil: Increases falling damage by 50%

(Melinder) #4

@STARRYSOCK said:

  • Trysoft: Receive a temporary 2% XP boost when all enemies are dead

Wouldn’t this be “-10 health for each consecutive death”

(Press E) #5

@Melinder said:

@STARRYSOCK said:

  • Trysoft: Receive a temporary 2% XP boost when all enemies are dead

Wouldn’t this be “-10 health for each consecutive death”

It would, but then I realized you could basically just reverse the effects of every perk, I wanted something more creative, lol

(bushyg) #6

I’d actually use Annoying Angel, I hate when teammates walking infront of me, especially when I’m either shooting or about to shoot.

(Blargz) #7
  • Leftist: You can’t turn and strafe right-side.
  • Precision: Mouse sensitivity randomly reduced when enemy is spotted.
  • Pub warrior: Can’t use support abilities
  • True fighter: You take 20dmg/s when near any objective (20m)
  • In the zone: When You scope with sniper rifle, You can’t zoom out until You die.
  • Monkey: You can shoot only mid-air.
  • Cool: Doubles the time it takes Mounted MGs to overheat. No, wait…
(ImSploosh) #8

My FOV is already at the lowest setting… D:

(BlackboltLW) #9
  • Undergraduated : Repairs 50% slower
  • Unlucky Affectionate : Permanently marked on the minimap
  • Unsafe Handling : There’s 25% chance any explosives you use will explode in your face when equipped
  • Sticky Fingers : There’s 15% chance grenade would stuck in your hand and exploding
  • Handle with Care : 25% decrease on speed while reloading
  • Parkinson : More weapon sway while scoped
  • Flaming Hot : The Minigun now overheats faster
(Shenaynays) #10
  • All or nothing: If you hit a shot the enemy insta die, if you miss the game uninstalls
  • Communism: You cant regain health and you die of malnurishment
  • One too many cakes: Can not run for more than a second
  • Jehovas Witness: Doors react 10% slower
  • Nexon: your client becomes published by nexon
(Your worst knifemare.) #11
  • Weak: Health regen takes 99% longer to start.
  • Overcovered: You remain invisable forever but only have 1 HP and will mostly die to fall damage.
  • Stalked: If there a Thunder while you’re a medic or Aimee while you’re Proxy, you will have random jumpscares and see things that aren’t there.
(Eox) #12

Cool.

(Shenaynays) #13
  • Eyeballing - (Only for redeye // proxy) Intimidating stares mark the target for death (debilitated)
  • Raw Neucense (Thunder only) - For every merc blinded but not killed your cooldown for the next concussion is reduced by 5 seconds
  • Inside job (Skyhammar) - Bush did it
  • Super Sour (Prox) - Pancakes 30% more sour
  • Rollout (Aimee) - Trouser leg rolled up 20% further, Bonus 90% in intimidation value
  • Duel to the death - If target gets hit with a melee and pulls out a melee both players HP are restored and they must melee to the death in the area, if you leave you get kicked for abandoning the cause.
(Shenaynays) #14

@Eox said:
Cool.

Its sad to see the one merc who could actually use cool is the only one that doesnt get it,

(Szakalot) #15
  • Syphilis: Your ammo packs now deal 20damage upon direct hit.
  • Twitch Streamer: Always spotted
  • Take it easy: Your spawntimer is half as slow.
(Eox) #16

@Szakalot said:

  • Syphilis: Your ammo packs now deal 20damage upon direct hit.

I would actually play that, to do ammo pack frags or kill our own team’s liabilities.

(SteelMailbox) #17

Instead of having an augment that will downright hinder your performance I take a different approach for a useless augment.

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(Press E) #18

@Eox said:

@Szakalot said:

  • Syphilis: Your ammo packs now deal 20damage upon direct hit.

I would actually play that, to do ammo pack frags or kill our own team’s liabilities.

That would actually be the best thing ever.

I wish SD would do some of these silly things for April fools, imagine all the fun that we could have.

(Reddeadcap) #19

Lefthanded: view models are swapped, making righties feel uncomfortable.

(CyberVonCyberus) #20

Unfocused: 50% more flinching when hit

Colorblind: both enemies and allies have the same color

Sensitive Eyes: Concussion grenades are 100% brighter and last 200% longer

Strong voice: Removes cooldown from voice commands and makes them 100% louder

Summer Time: All mercs appear in swimsuit

Bad Driver: The Ev is 50% slower and has a 10% chance of breaking down every 20 secondes (stacks with other players)