wolfenstein

(thewolf) #1

[color=#0000ff]wolfenstein is the best war game ever and i’ve decided to tell my girlfriend that i love it more than her.
everyday and everynight i look forward to playing this game. the voice commands are funny, the game play is excellent, the maps are wikkid, what more can i say about wolf? im late to my girlfriends everynight because im stuck on wolf and
im sat here now at 6:34am havin just finnished another gamef. everyday for a year and half i’ve played it without fail, and its got to be the best war game i’ve played ever.

no.1 wolf fan! :drink: :drink:

(Oxygen - o2) #2

although it is better than your girlfriend your more than likely better of NOT saying that to her

(eRRoLfLyNN) #3

good man :drink:

(TFate) #4

Which Wolfenstein game are we talking about here, btw?

(thewolf) #5

enemy territ ‘online’

(eRRoLfLyNN) #6

Personally I lie about it, for domestic harmony. But it’s becoming increasingly difficult to keep up the pretence! :nag:

(Oxygen - o2) #7

errol, you seriously have some issues to resolve with :nag:

are you 2 married yet? in fact, nevermind, i dont want to know :wink:

(BondyBoy007) #8

my girlfriend is currently “in-training” for ET, coming soon to a server near you . . .

guess she’s going by the old adage “if you can’t beat em, join em” :wink:

(carnage) #9

bondboy u are one lucky *******

are u on the computer again, nag nag nag… :nag:

(Oxygen - o2) #10

my brother taught his girlfriend how to play CS

wtf? :nag:

(Bongoboy) #11

it’s so nice to hear of couples growing closer by spending quality time together…um…online.

(eRRoLfLyNN) #12

I love shouting downstairs “Bring me beer!”. Sometimes a conversation is then attempted when the beer exchanges hands.

“Et now, talk later”

There’s no point beatin’ about the bush in these cases. :skull:

(Gimpsta) #13

My girlfriend bought me a mini-fridge which sits next to my PC so the only time I have to leave my chair is when I need the loo !
Note to self … check out adult diapers. :stuck_out_tongue:

(Mr_Tickles) #14

I’ve found it’s possible to go the entire day with only using the loo once…
(It’s a rareity when you don’t go at all ;))

(Bongoboy) #15

OK everyone! Time for a walk! Now! Everyone outside, twice round the block, deep breaths, no handheld game devices, let’s go!

(Mr_Tickles) #16

But, but, what about the inactivity kick?
But, but my xp may reset if I leave the server too long :frowning:

(eRRoLfLyNN) #17

Hmm, exercise…
Run away! Run away!!

(chr0nicles) #18

i’ve decided to tell my girlfriend that i love it more than her.

Well this is a ‘default’ conversation everybody will have, i’m playing ET almost everyday and sometimes even on those special day’s 'birthdays,christmass and so on…

Then one day, the lady asks you this question and you hear the humor tone in it. “Do you love ET more then Me?” well… without thinking this question through i replied with a steady “YES” then she asked “really??” now i was feeling like walking into enemy spawn with the entire enemy team infront of you…

And some of you know the rest of the story, but i don’t feel like posting it here.

Anyway, If she asks you this unfair question, just say “NO!!! you’re #1 baby” a lie is sometimes better trust me.

Take Care

(Genesis) #19

I played ET at my former gf her house, because my mom kicked me out.
She said the game was crap, geuss why she’s my former gf.

(Oxygen - o2) #20

rofl genesis

my mom told me to get of that computer, so i did, i went downstairs and played