Why can't i quick scope?!

(H3LLS1) #1

where is my aim assistance?! i actually have to aim my gun MYSELF!

why doesn’t my noob tube, fired randomly across the entire map, kill the entire team?!

where is Team death match where i can simply go hide in corner and auto-shottie people that happen to run by?!?

wheres the knife so i can run around the map like a crazy person on speed shanking people in the back the whole time!?

Why do i get a hit marker when i actually aim and shoot at someone instead of just getting one out of every four bullets?!

How come i’m not getting 40 messages a day from kids hosting private matches so i can glitch to lvl 20 medic and get…like…a golden afro for my character?! (a golden afro would be awesome, btw. take note LOL)

I just got 6 kills in a row…where is my kill streak reward!!

LOL

Thank you for making a game to get me AWAY from the gaggle of skillless, whining sheep that populate MW2 and Black ops.

(KAS--Will) #2

At first I was going to post a tutorial on how to quick scope on BRINK that I made…

But great post, love you. :slight_smile:

(eMwegA) #3

Why did John Lennon had to die while the OP still runs around?

(GR0MIT) #4

To the OP, you got CoD now GTFO

(H3LLS1) #5

quick! look up! there goes the point!!

LOL sheez. tough crowd :frowning:

(Nail) #6

did you miss this part ?

“Thank you for making a game to get me AWAY from the gaggle of skillless, whining sheep that populate MW2 and Black ops.”

(Wieke) #7

Tssk, tskk, some people don’t read the entire post before replying.

(burawura) #8

eMwegA, GROMIT, you guys should consider reading before commenting…
It helps you enjoy the finer things in life, like this thread.

(H3LLS1) #9

Sorry guys…I was just attempting to run a little humor at all the people hating this game because it’s NOT a futuristic cod. To clarify: I’ve play about 10 hours…and I’m a fan of Brink and the differences it brings to the table.

(Wepohn) #10

Lol, funny dat.

(H3LLS1) #11

But back on the most important statement…I still want a golden afro. Should add that when you reach lvl 20. I think that would be a HUGE slap in the face to CoD. hahahahahaha

(BeyondSpectrality) #12

A lot of the people on forums only read the topic title…Great post!

(KAS--Will) #13

@eMwegA & GR0MIT I think you guys owe an apology.

(H3LLS1) #14

no need. they probably did the exact same thing i would do if i saw a thread of someone complaining about the lack of CoD style gaming. RAGED.

(Calelith) #15

OP is good lol.

Noob Tube is alot more fun in this game, knocking people over makes me laugh every time.

(KAS--Will) #16

Lol that, or (I think this is what it is) they’re to much of internet bad ass’s to admit their wrong…

(eMwegA) #17

I did not misunderstand the op. I know this thread is ironical and supposed to be funny. But it isnt. Its just another “Brink is so great. COD so bad thread we had 1000000 times.” Adding a missleading topic titel to annoy everyone… So thats my rage. I always read threads before i start flaming :smiley:

(WRECKCREATOR) #18

Agree with Calelith. Skill-full n00btubing… SD has done it

(Nail) #19

as the only other Aardman character on the forums, I’ll have to agree he probably just raged, he is a dog after all and probably didn’t have his Wensleydale yet

(burawura) #20

eMwegA, I read the OP as a (hilarious) Thank-you message to SD, and I share the sentiment.

Brink has done alot to move the shooter genre forward. The gameplay is sublime. The amount of tactical options you have at your disposal with SMART, your team interactions, the maps, the weapons, and the abilities is astounding. Here’s to hoping SD can fix the flaws quickly…