What should you do if a blonde throws a pin at you?

(Supersneaky) #1

Run like hell, she has a grenade in her mouth!

Let’s see your best short jokes, go :slight_smile:

(Herr_Hanz) #2

stand still and taunt. shes blonde. she’ll throw the pin instead of the grenade <3

(HunterAssassin5) #3

i dont get it.

(BananaSlug) #4

Got excited…finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months…box said “2-4 years!”

(bgyoshi) #5

What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you?

Run like hell!! She jusT THREW A GRENADE AT YOU

(inscrutableShow) #6

Normal people bite the pin off of the grenade and throw the grenade. The blonde bit the grenade off of the pin and threw the pin. That said, it’s entirely possible that you’re blonde IRL and are trolling.

(HunterAssassin5) #7

Normal people bite the pin off of the grenade and throw the grenade. The blonde bit the grenade off of the pin and threw the pin. That said, it’s entirely possible that you’re blonde IRL and are trolling.[/quote]

actually im a malaysia chinese. my hair is a little on the brown side, though, but only if you shine a light on it, otherwise its as black as most other people’s. my teachers used to think the little brown that shows when light goes off my hair is because i dyed my hair(it was how they checked for dyed hair XD) back in school. that was a little troublesome…

(ClemClem7) #8

Why is the crocodile’s belly blue ?
Then we can’t see them flying.
You never saw a crocodile flying ?
Damn, they’re good at it.

(Herr_Hanz) #9

hey look its updog!

(bgyoshi) #10

Updog is my favorite kind.

(HunterAssassin5) #11

I…shall not question anything.

(BananaSlug) #12

@Herr_Hanz what is updog? its like dog that is up?

(Supersneaky) #13

What do you call a flying jew?

…maybe i shouldn’t answer that one lol

(Dysfnal) #14

An Irishman walks out of a bar

(bgyoshi) #15

Not much, how about you?

(Naonna) #16

@Sneaky - We call that smoke.

(Xyfurion) #17

I would… But all I have is dark and offensive jokes.

(Herr_Hanz) #18

@Xyfurion please post them :smiley:

i can go through the whole video smiling :3

(Xyfurion) #19

@Herr_Hanz Jesus, that was hilarious. I need more of this guy. XD

Dark humor is like food. Not everyone gets it.

I have a ton of dark jokes, I don’t think this is the appropriate thread to post them.

(HunterAssassin5) #20

what just happened? i had to check what thread i was in for a while.