What should you do if a blonde throws a pin at you?


(Reddeadcap) #21

@TheRyderShotgun The general concept follows the “Blondes are dumb” humor, the idea is she threw the pin at you instead of the grenade, which is what stops the primer from activating, blowing up the grenade, ending up with her killing herself.

@Herr_Hanz Welcome to the internet, what’s expected is to take every comment and opinion with a grain of salt, but with the easy access of it comes people who don’t understand the earlier part and end up easily offended by an opinion or humor that they’re not used to or that’s too dark for them. You’d expect otherwise but that’s the reality of the situation.

For instance, some people might say something are too soon or just uncalled for,like in your video on 9/11 and the holocaust. I for one have some jokes on a Nice Truck, but I don’t think someone might like to read them because they’re much much sooner.


(Herr_Hanz) #22

@Redcap why are you saying that to me?


(NuclearCats) #23

What should you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you?

DAB! THE SAVAGE WILL REFLECT THE NADE[r]


(RyePanda) #24

Blonde: I keep on hearing people say that they have one foot that’s bigger than the other. But I have the opposite problem, one of my feet is smaller than the other!


(KnightDemon) #25

If she throws a pin @ you, hrm that’s simple…

You take that pin and put a ring on it, they don’t come more fiesty than that. :wink:


(BananaSlug) #26

Not much, how about you?

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i dont get people ¯_(ツ)_/¯


(SargentSpoon) #27

Short jokes?

my last relationship :’(


(Your worst knifemare.) #28

Offensive jokes :slight_smile:

What do you call 10 blondes stacked on top of eachother?

An air mattress.

How about 100 blondes standing ear to ear?

A wind tunnel :stuck_out_tongue:


(Supersneaky) #29

Why can’t an orphan play baseball?

They don’t know what home is


(Your worst knifemare.) #30

So a black guy walks into a bar with a parrot.

The bartender says “Wow thats amazing where did you get it?”

“Africa” says the parrot.


(HamanDinduNuffin) #31

whats the hardest part when you eat vegetables?

their wheelchairs


(Supersneaky) #32

A dyslexic walked into a bra.