What is a Magog?

(scud24) #1

I’ve heard other etqw players talking about it before and even been randomly kill by one, so WHAT THE HECK IS IT???

:hog:

(Aristotle) #2

It’s what drops the GDF deployables and the MCP.

(light_sh4v0r) #3

The big 3-rotor copter which drops just artillery deployables and the MCP. Get your facts straight Aristotle :tongue:

(Rex) #4

Legends tell that at one time the Magog was the strongest and most powerfull vehicle of the humans.
But the GDF changed their construction plans for the Magog over the years. So it became a flying transport vehicle for deployables or even for the MCP.
As you can see, the Magog didn’t lose his strength. He just changed from a war machine into a decent transport vehicle.
If you underestimate or if you are joking about him you are a big fool!
The GDF didn’t expect that the Magog would be that confident by doing his job, that he doesn’t even care about friendly troops.
[SIZE=“4”]Neither Stroggs nor GDF can stop him. [/SIZE]

When everything is alright on a map, you’re killing all opponents around and no one of your teammates kills you.
The Magog will get you!

If you are a professional anansi/tormentor driver,
The Magog will get you!

Even if you do nothing,
The Magog will get you!

(http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hcMQ103Y0BA)

No one can stop him doing his ****ing job!

(fry) #5

the magog is my friend

(Apples) #6

The magog is the ultimate lemming, he allways land to destination!

(Szakalot) #7

Its just a big, slow, noisy ninja, that sometimes decides to go invisible and kill random vehicles on the map.

(signofzeta) #8

The Magog are people descended from Japheth.

Magog is also a city in Southern Quebec in Eastern Canada.

So Magogs are made by Magogs in the city of Magog.

(scud24) #9

I thought that SD had fix the randomly getting killed by a Magog glitch in Patch 1.5

:hog:

(AnthonyDa) #10

No they didn’t patch it, unfortunately.

(Apples) #11

In the secret 1.6 patch they did…

(Dthy) #12

I thought everyone got that patch? :s i must be special :smiley: it also came with a super secret stats-site which is NEVER wrong

(ED209) #13

Hmmm invisible, able to kill the strongest vehicle

It changed colors, like the chameleon, it uses the jungle

(fry) #14

I’ve heard the magog once gave Chuck Norris a roundhouse kick

Edit
No i have a new Chuck Norris joke:

Chuck Norris doesnt crush into a magog
The magog crushes into Chuck Norris

Thx for this thread

(INF3RN0) #15

OH MA GOG! yw.

(Ashog) #16

I heard Magogs will hunt us down also in Brink, so I probably won’t buy it. Too scary!

(Violator) #17

Tis an invisible beast which keeps killing me unawarez

(Scrupus) #18

hmm - now I’m really getting worried about that magog…:

http://googlefight.com/index.php?lang=en_GB&word1=magog&word2=chuck+norris

:stroggtapir:

(Azuvector) #19

Nope. It’s on my todo list for QWTA though, but I haven’t discovered what exactly happens. I think it’s just an invisible magog, but I haven’t found any hints as to what might be causing that.

(fry) #20

[QUOTE=Scrupus;238534]hmm - now I’m really getting worried about that magog…:

http://googlefight.com/index.php?lang=en_GB&word1=magog&word2=chuck+norris

:stroggtapir:[/QUOTE]

oh my god…
Even i think this is bull**** xDDD