Top 5 reasons you are terrible at this game

(watsyurdeal) #1

  1. Stop abusing shuffle votes, restart map votes, etc, your team work is terrible, man up and play the damn objective.

  2. You blame the mercs, when really the mercs are just an extension of how you play. Play them right, and you’ll be ok, play them wrong well…that’s your own fault isn’t it?

  3. Nobody is cheating, hacking, botting, whatever, your aim is terrible, get better at it.

  4. Stop calling the Defenders campers, they’re doing their job, so quit lolly gagging and get on that point, offense is all about going nuts.

  5. Stop trash talking the Attackers, the teams are fine, you need to defend the objective and stop screwing around.

These are the reasons you suck at this game, so fix them, stop making excuses.


(LoliGagging) #2

Wolly gagging indeed

(brennanfreak) #3

Hey m8 I dindu any of those.

(Matuno) #4
  1. You can’t hit the broad side of a barn but you unlocked Vassili as your first merc, and continue playing him despite not getting anything done. Half your team does the same.
(NexDroid) #5

“You can´t hit the water when you fall down from boat” style vaselines are the best. I love how they try 360° no scope hs and fail hard.

(SereneFlight) #6

Actually the five reasons I suck are:

  1. My aim sucks balls.
  2. I’ve stopped caring about the balance most of the time.
  3. Sometimes I just don’t care to play a merc my team would need. Sometimes I gotta have fun too.
  4. My aims sucks harder.
  5. I don’t play Fletcha.
    Bonus: I’m a wanker.
(terminal) #7

I actually thought Dirty bomb was a fairly easy game when I first picked it up. I don’t know, could be from my 3k hours in TF2.
Dirty bomb is basically all game sense, you don’t need aim because all you do is track side to side to kill things.

(Rjsto) #8

[quote=“terminal;164430”]I actually thought Dirty bomb was a fairly easy game when I first picked it up. I don’t know, could be from my 3k hours in TF2.
[/quote]

It is an easy game if you have any ability in tracking targets. TF2 doesn’t really help though when almost all the guns are either projectiles or shotguns with random spread, sniper being the exception

(Dawnlazy) #9

But tracking is aiming.

(BananaSlug) #10

400h in tf2 and 550h in db made me dont care about campers, i am happy with that

(blisteringOwlNest) #11

I clawed my way up from 0 fps experience to being pretty good if I say so myself, so there’s only one reason people suck: they can’t be bothered to really try.

(Faraleth) #12

I have a big urge to sticky this… :wink:

(AnonOmis1000) #13

Nah I suck at the game because I suck at everything in life.

(N8o) #14

A hard truth to accept. My condolences.

(AnonOmis1000) #15

Meh, there’s a bridge woth my name on it somewhere.

(Reddeadcap) #16

Sometimes it gets annoying that the one teammate that does jackshit will be the most talkative about how awful the rest of his team is.

Edit: Oops, wrong thread…

(AnonOmis1000) #17

@Redcap and that’s relevant to this thread because…?

Also, I’m almost 100% sire ReV will drop once the current merc rotation ends since they’ve already teased all the info for it and it doesn’t make sense for them to have the merc rotation just before it shortened when the event itself is based on who’s on rotation.

(Also just realized that this means that for at least one week an objective specialist won’t be on rotation)

(Black) #18

You probably haven’t played Dirty Bomb long enough if you legitimately believe people don’t hack.

I’ve seen some sneaky motherfuckers with aim bot these past couple of days.

(AnonOmis1000) #19

[quote=“Black;164483”][quote=“Watsyurdeal;27823”]
3. Nobody is cheating, hacking, botting, whatever, your aim is terrible, get better at it.
[/quote]
You probably haven’t played Dirty Bomb long enough if you legitimately believe people don’t hack.

I’ve seen some sneaky motherfuckers with aim bot these past couple of days.[/quote]

Well if you noticed them they aren’t that sneaky now are they? But yeah, any game that has multiplayer and any sizable community is gonna have cheaters. Though he’s got a point, there’s plenty of times where someone on the other team doing really well puts me on tilt and I start thinking they are cheating (especially if they are playing Vassili or Redeye).

(AnimeDude) #20

Binding longjump to my mouse4 key changed my life