Top 5 reasons you are terrible at this game

(AnonOmis1000) #21

How do you bind something that consists of two commands that aren’t to be performed simultaneously?

I just have toggle sprint on.

(Jesus) #22

How do you bind something that consists of two commands that aren’t to be performed simultaneously?

I just have toggle sprint on.[/quote]

setbind LeftAlt “Duck | Jump” 1 type this in the console here you go you can longjump by pressing left alt

(AnonOmis1000) #23

How do you bind something that consists of two commands that aren’t to be performed simultaneously?

I just have toggle sprint on.[/quote]

setbind LeftAlt “Duck | Jump” 1 type this in the console here you go you can longjump by pressing left alt [/quote]

Interesting. But I kinda like having sprint on toggle. There’s really no reason I can think of to not sprint unless you’re playing Phantom

(Jesus) #24

How do you bind something that consists of two commands that aren’t to be performed simultaneously?

I just have toggle sprint on.[/quote]

setbind LeftAlt “Duck | Jump” 1 type this in the console here you go you can longjump by pressing left alt [/quote]

Interesting. But I kinda like having sprint on toggle. There’s really no reason I can think of to not sprint unless you’re playing Phantom[/quote]

i also have sprint on toggle whats the matter ?

(AnonOmis1000) #25

How do you bind something that consists of two commands that aren’t to be performed simultaneously?

I just have toggle sprint on.[/quote]

setbind LeftAlt “Duck | Jump” 1 type this in the console here you go you can longjump by pressing left alt [/quote]

Interesting. But I kinda like having sprint on toggle. There’s really no reason I can think of to not sprint unless you’re playing Phantom[/quote]

i also have sprint on toggle whats the matter ?[/quote]

nothing’s the matter really. but you need to be sprinting to do a long jump. having it so you don’t need to hold shift and then some how tap ctrl at the same time makes it easier.

(Jesus) #26

How do you bind something that consists of two commands that aren’t to be performed simultaneously?

I just have toggle sprint on.[/quote]

setbind LeftAlt “Duck | Jump” 1 type this in the console here you go you can longjump by pressing left alt [/quote]

Interesting. But I kinda like having sprint on toggle. There’s really no reason I can think of to not sprint unless you’re playing Phantom[/quote]

i also have sprint on toggle whats the matter ?[/quote]

nothing’s the matter really. but you need to be sprinting to do a long jump. having it so you don’t need to hold shift and then some how tap ctrl at the same time makes it easier.[/quote]

Here how i have it I have this thing plus sprint on toggle on shift. which means i press once to sprint and dont have to hold and after that if wanna long jump i just press left alt to long jump. no need to crouch + jump with this command alt do both. there is really nothing easier , and you can spam long jump easily this command only does crouch + jump you need to be sprinting when you press it it does not sprint for you you still control your movement perfectly

(AnonOmis1000) #27

since your speed is reduced to a walk once you land the jump, how can you spam long jump?

(Jesus) #28

When i say spam i mean bouncing on wall and shit with momentum. its way easier like this than doin this crouch + jump shit. You just have to hammer Alt and here you go you bounce

(Mc1412013) #29

I don’t think my arms move as fast as my brain tells them to or vice versa
I find my dpi on my mouse I play well with and it doesn’t feel right next time I use it

(watsyurdeal) #30

[quote=“Black;164483”][quote=“Watsyurdeal;27823”]
3. Nobody is cheating, hacking, botting, whatever, your aim is terrible, get better at it.
[/quote]
You probably haven’t played Dirty Bomb long enough if you legitimately believe people don’t hack.

I’ve seen some sneaky motherfuckers with aim bot these past couple of days.[/quote]

Accusing people of cheating is a scape goat, because clearly it’s nothing you’re doing wrong, they’re hacking! That absolves you of all personal responsibility of your actions or playing style, stop thinking in that manner and you’ll start looking at the real deal. How people are aiming, how they position themselves, how they strafe, etc.

And I have not seen a single hacker since summer of last year, dead serious.

(Jesus) #31

[quote=“Watsyurdeal;164556”][quote=“Black;164483”][quote=“Watsyurdeal;27823”]
3. Nobody is cheating, hacking, botting, whatever, your aim is terrible, get better at it.
[/quote]
You probably haven’t played Dirty Bomb long enough if you legitimately believe people don’t hack.

I’ve seen some sneaky motherfuckers with aim bot these past couple of days.[/quote]

Accusing people of cheating is a scape goat, because clearly it’s nothing you’re doing wrong, they’re hacking! That absolves you of all personal responsibility of your actions or playing style, stop thinking in that manner and you’ll start looking at the real deal. How people are aiming, how they position themselves, how they strafe, etc.

And I have not seen a single hacker since summer of last year, dead serious.[/quote]

Ive seen one in all my DB life which started in about last september.

(Jostabeere) #32

I have to disagree on this one. Sorry. There is way too much proof that cheaters exist. And I am pretty sure there are much more sneaky ones than obvious ones who go full-aimbot/damage hack.

(Mura) #33

My excuse is I’m usually drinking or just finished and I’m launching dirty bomb to kill some time before bed

(bontsa) #34

Reason 7: Oi laddei im psis drnuk and i dun crae of yer stpiud objzzztov! Bsahing sum heds 'n goin selep oI!

(gg2ez) #35
  1. Just because I’m shite.
(terminal) #36

[quote=“Rjsto;164436”][quote=“terminal;164430”]I actually thought Dirty bomb was a fairly easy game when I first picked it up. I don’t know, could be from my 3k hours in TF2.
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It is an easy game if you have any ability in tracking targets. TF2 doesn’t really help though when almost all the guns are either projectiles or shotguns with random spread, sniper being the exception[/quote]
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Here, have a sample of competitive tf2:

But tracking is aiming.
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(Yoma) #37

[quote=“Jostabeere;164564”][quote=“Watsyurdeal;27823”]
3. Nobody is cheating, hacking, botting, whatever, your aim is terrible, get better at it.
[/quote]

I have to disagree on this one. Sorry. There is way too much proof that cheaters exist. And I am pretty sure there are much more sneaky ones than obvious ones who go full-aimbot/damage hack.[/quote]

Yes, i play since half a Year or so and saw roughly 2 Aimbotter who were just giving everyone instant headshots while not even being fully around the corner.So far the obvious hacker, but there are plenty of other who use revivegun/shotguns etc.

Lately i came across a level 7 who wasnt heashotting but hitting every…EVERY bullet on any range with timik. I naturally was running left, right and jumping but no chance, every time i got killed with the same amount of shots within a short moment. Say what you want but im 99.9% sure that he was an aimbotter aswell. (He was pretty fast at aiming on me aswell whenever i came around the corner he nearly instantly turned to me and killed me, that might not be a sole reason that someones hacking but it made him even more suspicious)

(neverplayseriou) #38

@Watsyurdeal so it makes sense a vassili throws motion sensors into previous parts of the map every time I happen to be there (he couldn’t have seen me since he was dead and gibbed when I went there) but when I’m not he just moves on to the next part of the map? Dirty bomb for sure has fishy players that seem to be able to perform so well even though they seem to know so little.

(Icecoal) #39

Also sometimes people are just better than you so suck it up and don’t blame your team to keep your ego. :wink:

(Matuno) #40

Yeah, that’s pretty obvious.
There are a handful of hackers still around, I’m confident. I’m fairly well aware of what an enemy can and cannot see/hear, and every now and then someone is a little too “aware” to be legitimate.

No normal player would look look at a wall all the time, but someone with ESP will, to check what’s going on in the distance. No matter how subtle the hacker, they always give it away like that.