The Sexiest Merc Alive (Beefcake Edition)

(hawkeyeguy99) #1

Enough dickin’ around on these here forums. It’s time to answer the real problem behind all of Dirty Bomb: who’s really got it going on in the facial region?

Judge in as many categories as you see fit, but one must come out on top. Let’s find who’s the top of the heap when it comes to raw appeal.

For the nomineees we have:

The merc who don’t give a shit Arty:
http://vignette3.wikia.nocookie.net/dirtybomb/images/5/5e/Arty_(Merc).png/revision/latest?cb=20150905204315

The merc with a stache Bushwhacker:
http://vignette1.wikia.nocookie.net/dirtybomb/images/9/9f/Bushwhacker_(Merc).png/revision/latest?cb=20150905204315

The literal definition of “shade” Fletcher:
http://vignette2.wikia.nocookie.net/dirtybomb/images/7/7d/Fletcher_(Merc).png/revision/latest?cb=20150905204316

That American stud Fragger:
http://vignette3.wikia.nocookie.net/dirtybomb/images/a/ab/Fragger_(Merc).png/revision/latest?cb=20150905204316

Where the hell is Phatom? It’s his turn.

The merc who’d rather be in Hawaii Phoenix:
http://vignette1.wikia.nocookie.net/dirtybomb/images/d/d2/Phoenix_(Merc).png/revision/latest?cb=20150905204318

The Vaping Aussie Redeye:
http://vignette4.wikia.nocookie.net/dirtybomb/images/5/55/Redeye_(Merc).png/revision/latest?cb=20150905204319

The “Is that his armor or is he really that big” Rhino:

The medic who really doesn’t care that much Sawbonez:
http://vignette2.wikia.nocookie.net/dirtybomb/images/a/a0/Sawbonez_(Merc).png/revision/latest?cb=20150905204320

The merc with too much “gun food” Skyhammer:
http://vignette3.wikia.nocookie.net/dirtybomb/images/6/61/Skyhammer_(Merc).png/revision/latest?cb=20150905204320

The “C’mon man just for the picture. Just this once? How are they gonna see your face?” Stoker:
http://vignette3.wikia.nocookie.net/dirtybomb/images/2/22/Stoker_(Merc).png/revision/latest?cb=20150905204321

The merc with a little too much going on Thunder:
http://vignette2.wikia.nocookie.net/dirtybomb/images/2/22/Thunder_(Merc).png/revision/latest?cb=20150905204321

The one with too many egg shaped devices to really be that masculine Vassili:
http://vignette1.wikia.nocookie.net/dirtybomb/images/b/b0/Vassili_(Merc).png/revision/latest?cb=20150905204322

Thank you for your time and votes. The poll system on this site only allows for 10 entries sooooo…
Here’s another place to vote if I couldn’t get your pick in below:

(RazielWarmonic) #2

(DirtyDav) #3

Rhino…is it even a question?

(frostyvampire) #4

GET AWAY FROM MY BOYFRIEND

(Sorotia) #5

Gotta go with the man with the stache!

(Your worst knifemare.) #6

Mabye its the accent. Mabye its the fact that he’s a medic. Idk why, its just him.

(MisterBadmin) #7

Have you seen his thighs?

(TheFluffyOne) #8

What about Turtle? I know he isn’t in game, but he’s still a cutie and that accent is just… mmm.

(BlackboltLW) #9

I mean I want to choose Arty but Phantom’s armor is sooooooo sexy

(GatoCommodore) #10

THUNDER

(rigorousIncrease) #11

tru

(Chilled Sanity) #12

ME WANT THUNDEROVICH THUNDEROVSKI BLYAT

(Teflon Love) #13

It’s obviously Thunder because he bangs you all.

(HammerOfDawn21) #14

Vote for the fighter pilot.

(Press E) #15

And asks all the medics to marry him.

(Your worst knifemare.) #16

And asks all the medics to marry him.[/quote]

Don’t forget that he’s Russian…or thinks he is.

(Shinywindow) #17


(SweetGenocide) #18

Phoenix, i find spanish hawt.

(MrLashnibro) #19

I’m a simple man. I see Phoenix, I like.

(Chilled Sanity) #20

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My life is complete