The Sexiest Merc Alive (Beefcake Edition)

(Eox) #21

I thought it was common sense that Fletcher is the sexiest beast of the roaster.

(TheFluffyOne) #22

I just noticed that the faces and heads of the male mercs are more covered up than the faces and heads of the female ones.
I really want to see how all the mercs look unmasked, especially Phoenix.

(DirtyDav) #23

GET AWAY FROM MY BOYFRIEND[/quote]

Hey, don’t worry…he’s big enough to share.

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(hawkeyeguy99) #24

@TheFluffyOne

(TheFluffyOne) #25

I find it interesting that they fully modeled and colored his face and then they just added a mask over it.
I wonder, if they are planning ahead. I mean, will they in a far future add a maskless (with some other changes to the outfit) Stoker?
Hmm …

(CyberVonCyberus) #26

poor stoker he did not even get a single vote
anyways i love haggisboi (skyhammer) accent and he looks like a nice guy

(TheVulpesFox) #27

He is good with his hands, so I do agree

(MrLashnibro) #28

[quote=“Hawkeyeguy99;c-216933”]@TheFluffyOne

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He looks like a sad baldy Andrew Ryan. No wonder he got no votes.

(GatoCommodore) #29

(Icecoal) #30

Stoker looks more like a boozed down Kevin spacey. And btw sexiest merc is fragger without a question

([ *O.C.B.* ] Wildcard) #31

[quote=“Hawkeyeguy99;c-216933”]@TheFluffyOne

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What is this disturbing amalgamation I am witnessing?
O_o
Is… is that supposed to be a Skyhammer-Stoker hybrid or something…

(RazielWarmonic) #32

Sawbonez is second place… I thought I knew you people.

(Chilled Sanity) #33

I feel like Whoever votes for fletcher anything instead of sawbonez will be getting a spanking from Raz

(tominatorx) #34

I share your disappointment. :smiley:

Just look at that handsome man!

(Your worst knifemare.) #35

With Pheonix, Thunder, and Fletcher around there was no change for Sawbones.

(TheFluffyOne) #36

I am slightly disappointed that Phoenix didn’t get more love.
I like that someone with such narcissism still decides that he’ll help people on the battlefield, where there’s a likely chance that his body or face, which he holds in high regard, might get scarred by all the bullets flying everywhere (which might explain why he’s so covered up). Plus, he has a poncho, and ponchos are pretty cool.

I have a feeling that all medics in this game are rough on the outside, but have a heart made of a little bit of gold.

(Xenithos) #37

@TheFluffyOne - Most people don’t even realize how Narcissistic Phoenix is. I like you sir. :3

(Xenithos) #38

@Shinywindow
https://gyazo.com/dfa2e18fc44e4ab58b768c255c09cf78.jpg
Say wut.

I know you like Fletcher too, but you talk an awful lot about Arty’s er… Bigness. What makes you think Fletcher is… er… bigger – or better?!

[spoiler]STOP CHEATING ON ARTY YOU JERK! :confounded: [/spoiler]

Surely an accident was made!
Edit: Omw… I voted for Phantom!? NOT PHOENIX???

(Icecoal) #39

It can only be fragger, because he resembles me the most