Tapir Wars to First Poke, Then Invade Social Networks

(badman) #1

A new story entry has been added:
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We’re thrilled to announce that Splash Damage will be entering a bold new era of browser-based gaming with Tapir Wars™ 3⅓: The Zoocial NotWork™. Set to debut exclusively on hugely popular social networking sites, the latest entry in our odd-toed franchise brings with it the kind of bold art style our fans have come to expect and we’ve integrated a barrage of barely wanted community features that will push online gaming up at least half a level. Or maybe a third. Either way, stop wasting time and get your dose of Tapir Wars™ 3⅓: The Zoocial NotWork™ now! We await your microtransactions.

(Joe999) #2

omgawesome :eek:

i love the art style. the waterfall, the mountain, the smoke. it’s exceptional and yet with meaning! :smiley:

(Killgar) #3

best beta ever

(sponge) #4

just posting to get my non-face on the page!

(jRAD) #5

Did I win yet?

(trigg3r) #6

forget brink, i wanna play TW3 1/3!!!

(nilius) #7

Yes Mother…

(DarkangelUK) #8

Too consolised for my tastes, but was fun while it lasted. Can’t wait for the pro mod!

(seth) #9

i liek, please join my clan for bonus laptop draw.

(Loffy) #10

Love the logical continuity and the communicative precision!

(darthmob) #11

I couldn’t help but click on all the like buttons at least twice.

(Domipheus) #12

Game of the year.

(Ca9ine) #13

:smiley:
Hilariousness!

LIKE THIS LIKE!
(Romero would be proud!)

(Wussie) #14

Amazing! Will wipe the floor with competitors like Cow Clicker.

(LyndonL) #15

Don’t like it. It’s unbalanced cause it won’t let you change hooves mid match! BROKEN CONSOLE PORT!!!

(DeanoC) #16

:stroggtapir: :penguin::penguin:

(wazups2x) #17

It’s not balanced for lean. :mad:

(Nosebone) #18

I’m very likely to like this game

(Shiv) #19

Thats awesome :smiley: :smiley:

(Bezzy) #20

We found a way to gamify gamification, but forgot to make a game.