[STORY] - Me Llamo Phoenix.


(Xenithos) #1

Excerpt from Officer Venski’s Report: June 2019
A helicopter embellished with the giant White Cross customary to London Medical arrived just in time. The Jackals and CDA had just gotten over a bloodbath in the underground subway, and the Dirty Bomb incident had enough victims to keep the world’s doctors and scientists busy for decades. Several CDA officers and a few grunts rushed to the helicopter. Me? I wasn’t too eager to help unload yet another helicopter, my arms were sore from holding a gun and a clipboard for so many weeks, and medical helicopters don’t carry any special weapons I could possibly have gotten anyway. Maybe that’s why he chose to talk to me instead. He made sure he wasn’t the only one looking for work…

Several men in Medical outfits poured out, but he caught my eye. The man had the look of a demon, and his instant stride was longer and much more determined than the other medics that were stretching out cramped muscles from the flight. His glare seemed to peruse the entire scene before settling on me in a wide display of irreverence. Upon looking at me, he strolled right over to me, and again I noticed something was wrong with his attire compared to the other medics. He wore a synthetic canvas-y looking poncho, and one of his legs, well, it’d been replaced by something mechanical rather than organic. It also looked like he hadn’t slept in days, and he wore gloves that reminded me of a baseball team.

“Where do I… apply?” he said in good English with a hint of Spanish dialect. His tone was complete business however, so I didn’t make a joke at it.

“If you got in through the helicopter, then you already have.” I motioned to a crate with defibrillators, and several more with medical supplies and equipment. “It’s all there if you need anything additional. You can start with the civilians in the central lobby of building 3 until supervisors can tell how good you are.”

“I think you misunderstand. See, I come from… was in the Madrid Medical Council, am good, but not here for trivial doctor equipment. I cure what Doctors call, VERY dead.” He dismisses with an arm the crates I’d just motioned to.

“Excuse me, but, you’re a medic, and dressed like one too. I don’t understand what you’re looking for.” The man’s face flickered with frustration.

“I said, where do I apply? I wish to shoot people, and I heard that vosotros necesitais… combatientes?” He seemed both upset with himself, and at me. He looked me dead in the eye. “You know, I don’t like it when people denounce my abilities.”

“I wasn’t trying to sir, but if you’re looking for contractors, the biggest company right now is MercServ. They handle freelance work. Not sure how much use a medic like you wil-” a pistol immediately found it’s way to my throat, almost from nowhere. The Medic’s arms were unfolded completely, with his other hand at his side. He held a near perfect shooter’s stance, and he nudged with just enough force to close my mouth.

“Silencio. Now.” I gulped. “Gracias.” and with that he removed the gun and turned away. I don’t know where he put it, nor do I care. All I can assure you of is that I’m sure that that man had the capabilities to take my life… and many more.

… Oh! And one more thing, he stole a Defibrillator.


Guys, more is coming, and edits will come later too. Don’t get too crazy. Viewpoints will also change.


(Xenithos) #2

A few of the more popular mercenaries were lounging in the emergency oval office when their contractor had to take a call and left the room. Proxy was eyeing a blood stain on the floor, or perhaps it was the vice wrench to the left of it, while tapping the table to an old London nursery song. Bushwhacker was taking a nap on the table, his snoring nose inches away from a recently doused cigar. Kira was cleaning her Dreiss, and mumbling something about a filthy rodent. Last but not least, Sparks was looking uncomfortably at a pile of papers in front of her, She hated paperwork, despite being so good at it. Suddenly, the door burst open, and bright light spilled into the room–

“EES THUNDA! HAHA!” The always bright yet deadly Soldier thumped in. “I FOUND SOMEONE!”

“I didn’t know anyone was missing,” Sparks said with a roll of her eyes, while moving the stack of papers away from in front of her.

“WELL! HE SAID HE MET TURTLE!” Sparks rolled her eyes again, but at herself, since their other engineer actually was missing.

“So… you didn’t find Turtle then?” Sparks continued. Proxy’s attention was suddenly wrenched from the wrench, or the blood, to Thunder at hearing Turtle’s name. She missed the oily lad.

“Well, ah, no.” He paused, thinking, “But Turtle isn’t with Jackals! He’s still helping people! He fixed this guys’ leg!”

“Really? No one’s seen him for a year now!” Proxy exclaimed when she could get a word in between the people.
“AND, helping people doesn’t mean you’re not a Jackal Thunder.” Sparks rubbed her temple. “So… who is he?”

At that moment she saw a handsome and dark man walk into the room, one of his legs definitely displayed the handiwork of Turtle.
“Me Llamo Phoenix” he said, while extending a gloved yet bloody hand to the pristine Medic in front of him. “Puedo Ayudar vos, o otras personas. Inmediatamente sin-”

“DOES THIS GUY EVEN SPEAK ENGLISH THUNDER!?” - Sparks yelled.
“Do you EVER quit yakkin’?” Bushwhacker demanded of Sparks, as he was rudely awaken somehow by her and not by the overgrown Russian wannabe that escorted the foreigner in.

“I do, Sparks, I speak English.” Phoenix said in perfect English, with just a hint of his previous Spain accent. “Thunder recommended I mess with you, he likes to see you flustered.”

Sparks was so angry that it looked like she would shoot someone. “If you don’t tell me how you’re useful in 4 seconds then I will Shock you.”

Phoenix looked down at her, and for the first time everyone realized that Phoenix’s presence was almost more dominating than even Sparks, or Kira’s. “I am immune to pain, mainly.”
He chuckled, as if it were a joke. Everyone else looked at Thunder as if he was stupid.

“Immune to pain, doesn’t mean you can’t die, idiot.” Kira said, finally done with cleaning her weapon, and fully stood up. She was also holding a pistol, that was pointed at him.

“I am NO idiota, in fact, I am very intelligent. I am a Doctor of sorts, after all.” He looked at her, or her gun, and then he removed his own pistol. It was a caulden, very mean at close range. “How about we trade shots? You shoot me once, and I’ll shoot you.”

The room was silent. “You’re bluffing.” Kira mumbled. Pistol not shaking even the slightest.

“Try me” He looked at everyone then, not only at the person pointing at him. “I heal near instantly. Idiota? No. Pu**? Sí. If you want to shoot, then shoot. But I’ll let you know that I’m willing to overlook your rudeness, if you shoot me, since people still do not understand who I am.”

Everyone except Phoenix turned to Sparks. “Well, I’m willing to heal you both…”
“YOU WILL NOT HEAL EITHER! I will. Besides, bullets make bonds, no?” and then he fired. Not once, but twice. Once in Kira, and surprisingly, one in his own arm, on purpose. Kira’s was a gutshot though. And the force of his Caulden made her drop her other arm from her chest to it. She didn’t fire on him, but she wanted to. She saw his arm almost instantly pop the bullet out and heal. The only thing to show what had happened was blood that was on his arm, and a little bit of spatter on Sparks face.

“What the ****” Proxy looked at him with awe. And Sparks was taken aback as well. So taken aback that she didn’t realize that Kira was still hurt.
“It hurts to see, no?” he laughed at Proxy’s incredulous face, then turned back to Kira, whose gun was shaking. “Thees no go so well for you, eh?! But, I digress…” he said with almost unusual glee. He took his hand and it glowed for a second, before reaching over to Kira and the same thing that healed him, healed her.

“I thought the Mexican said he wasn’t an idiot” Bushwhacker said. “Coulda fooled me.” While lighting his already smoked Cigar.

“I said, I’m from Madrid!” Phoenix’s eyes glowered. And he raised his pistol to Bushwhacker before Thunder gave him a hug, or… crushing embrace.
“Relax Sunshine, you’ll kill yourself if you don’t, and I know from experience that Sparks would be glad to have access to your… abilities.” Bushwhacker said to him. Then he took his hat and put it back over his face.

Just then Phantom appeared in the doorway. “Who’s from an Orchard? I don’t think I heard you right.” Then he caught Sparks’ Bloodstained face. “And who DARES defile my lovely Sparksypoo!?” From this angle, he couldn’t see Phoenix, as he was only able to make out Thunder’s ginormous back, Sparks’ face, and Kira’s feet. He started to walk forward.

“Shush Phantom, our newest recruit was only a little trigger happy. I am willing to overlook, such, daring, as long as you sign one of these, and you adhere to our rules…” Sparks said while going to the table and rifling through the earlier pile of papers.

Kira looked at Phoenix. “As far as shooting anyone and healing them goes, it doesn’t break any of our rules if you shoot Phantom. He’s an ***hole.” And for once, Phoenix looked as if he were happy.

Thunder let him go, and Phoenix turned to Phantom. “Is Time to say ‘Bye Bye,’ to Everything” he said. Then fired.

“I want him!” Proxy said, truly laughing.
“He’s definitely in,” chuckled Sparks, wiping some blood off her face and putting it on the document. No need to make the man bleed more, she thought.
“What, but guys, I thought you loved me!” Phantom said, groaning in pain right as Phoenix healed him. “Hey! That’s cool! Imagine if I had this in high School!”

“I think we’re going to become friends,” Kira said, proud of someone else sharing her moment of pain for a good reason.
“Amigos” Phoenix said.


(Your worst knifemare.) #3

Nice storys, personaly I like the second one better as it puts some dark humour in.


(Xenithos) #4

The second is supposed to be a furthering of the story, but later on. Thanks for the compliment, I wanted it to be jarring, but humorous as an afterthought!


(SweetGenocide) #5

No offense but… eugh, Phantom X Sparks?

I ship hard Phoenix X Sparks.

ANYWAYS, great story, it’s starting to make me think of a story mode in DB, idk why.


(Xenithos) #6

[quote=“SweetGenocide;196859”]No offense but… eugh, Phantom X Sparks?

I ship hard Phoenix X Sparks.

ANYWAYS, great story, it’s starting to make me think of a story mode in DB, idk why.[/quote]

LOL. Are you asking for a Phoenix and Sparks love story? if the above had that, it was totally not meant to… Sparks just dealt with stuff.

I COULD do a Sparks and Phoenix thing, but I’d keep it somewhat pg… :blush:
Just say the word, if you really are interested.

[spoiler]I’m a dude, can do Romance, but just a little suprised someone asked for it on forums… :open_mouth: [/spoiler]


(SweetGenocide) #7

@Xenithos i am intrested and go on ahead i will just wait for centuries-

i mean for how much time your creativity needs to build up the fanfiction :stuck_out_tongue:


(Xenithos) #8

[quote=“SweetGenocide;196863”]@Xenithos i am intrested and go on ahead i will just wait for centuries-

i mean for how much time your creativity needs to build up the fanfiction :p[/quote]

Lol, It’s not a problem creatively. I’ll just make sure I read the forum rules more in-depth to make sure of what I can and cannot post. And then It’ll be done. Give me a few days. (TBH: I really do think they’d work.)


(SweetGenocide) #9

@Xenithos alrite, i’ll wait as long as it’s needed.


(Your worst knifemare.) #10

[quote=“SweetGenocide;196859”]No offense but… eugh, Phantom X Sparks?

I ship hard Phoenix X Sparks.

ANYWAYS, great story, it’s starting to make me think of a story mode in DB, idk why.[/quote]

That seemed more if a 1 way path and not in Sparks’ favor :wink:


(SweetGenocide) #11

@paramountGasoline
Sparks, the most stubborn medic in the whole game, perfect target for Phoenix to inflict his superior douchiness upon to (in my opinion <->)


(Your worst knifemare.) #12

[quote=“SweetGenocide;196877”]@paramountGasoline
Sparks, the most stubborn medic in the whole game, perfect target for Phoenix to inflict his superior douchiness upon to (in my opinion <->)[/quote]

I meant Phantom, nobody likes Phantom.


(SweetGenocide) #13

[quote=“paramountGasoline;196921”][quote=“SweetGenocide;196877”]@paramountGasoline
Sparks, the most stubborn medic in the whole game, perfect target for Phoenix to inflict his superior douchiness upon to (in my opinion <->)[/quote]

I meant Phantom, nobody likes Phantom.[/quote]

yeah true, nobody likes Phantom, even tough hes a true american LMFAO


(enigmaplatypus) #14

really well done :slight_smile: i like the mention of turtle being missing for over a year XD


(Herr_Hanz) #15

i started reading. loved it. i want sparksxthunder. for obvious rush b reasons.

thanks to you im going to look through all of of-topic for more stories.


(Dysfnal) #16

I love phantom because he’s so easy to hate


(bontsa) #17

Magnificent read. I had already read this a couple weeks or so ago but for the life of me I havent remembered to thank you for posting this piece for us to enjoy!


(Xenithos) #18

Thanks! Still working on the Phoenix x Sparks one. I’m also not trying to release it until I have all of it where I want it. It’s taking surprisingly longer than I meant for it too. But it should be a good read when it comes out :blush:


(bontsa) #19

I’m not really into this shippin’ thing but as long as it has something of interest rather than simply fantasies considering people of opposite (and/or same) sex I’ll give it a read. Meanwhile I’m still here sitting with my own half-finished Phoenix story waiting for some internal checkin’ and criticism before throwing it out in the wild.


(Xenithos) #20

I plan to explain some things of DB in it. Or at least my take on several aspects of the world that have gone completely unexplained or even explored. Such as did the world take on a Star Trek aspect after the Dirty Bomb incident. Was only London affected, or was it the entirety of England? etc. Sparks and Phoenix are simply the ‘storytellers’. I believe that for someone to love others, they have to give up parts of themselves, at least verbally, and/or in trust. So I’ll be going into imaginary backstories that are extremely plausible that not many people thought of.

[spoiler]Why did Sparks go by Jeff of all things? is actually a revealed answer. Just to give you ideas of what I plan to cover. Think of this whole story more as an exploration of things that could be, with the fantasy as a mixed in thing.[/spoiler]

The only thing I can promise, is that you should be able to enjoy at least a few parts of it. :expressionless:

And of course, you’ll have to take everything with the constant reminder that this is just my creative take on the universe of Dirty bomb, nothing more, nothing less.