[STORY] - Me Llamo Phoenix.

[SweetGenocide]

Thanks! Still working on the Phoenix x Sparks one. I’m also not trying to release it until I have all of it where I want it. It’s taking surprisingly longer than I meant for it too. But it should be a good read when it comes out

Yey!
Celebratory Sandwich Dance!

[SweetGenocide]

[quote=“Herr_Hanz;198828”]i started reading. loved it. i want sparksxthunder. for obvious rush b reasons.

thanks to you im going to look through all of of-topic for more stories.[/quote]

I ship Thunder X Nader, they both scream a lot <->

[Herr_Hanz]

[quote=“SweetGenocide;199228”][quote=“Herr_Hanz;198828”]i started reading. loved it. i want sparksxthunder. for obvious rush b reasons.

thanks to you im going to look through all of of-topic for more stories.[/quote]

I ship Thunder X Nader, they both scream a lot <->[/quote]

as much as i want that, i want russian x russian more so sparks x thunder. because sporks is kawaiawesome (just like little heidi with a decorative grenade launcher) and has to be shipped with almost everyone. although i dont get the ship with phoenix.

[SweetGenocide]

[quote=“Herr_Hanz;199246”][quote=“SweetGenocide;199228”][quote=“Herr_Hanz;198828”]i started reading. loved it. i want sparksxthunder. for obvious rush b reasons.

thanks to you im going to look through all of of-topic for more stories.[/quote]

I ship Thunder X Nader, they both scream a lot <->[/quote]

as much as i want that, i want russian x russian more so sparks x thunder. because sporks is kawaiawesome (just like little heidi with a decorative grenade launcher) and has to be shipped with almost everyone. although i dont get the ship with phoenix.[/quote]

They both are a bit douchy, strict and… thats kind of it!

[Xenithos]

[quote=“SweetGenocide;199307”][quote=“Herr_Hanz;199246”][quote=“SweetGenocide;199228”][quote=“Herr_Hanz;198828”]i started reading. loved it. i want sparksxthunder. for obvious rush b reasons.

thanks to you im going to look through all of of-topic for more stories.[/quote]

I ship Thunder X Nader, they both scream a lot <->[/quote]

as much as i want that, i want russian x russian more so sparks x thunder. because sporks is kawaiawesome (just like little heidi with a decorative grenade launcher) and has to be shipped with almost everyone. although i dont get the ship with phoenix.[/quote]

They both are a bit douchy, strict and… thats kind of it!
[/quote]

Requoted for truthness. Basically Both prefer to be silent, than having to talk or do anything, but both are willing. IMO. They’re interesting, I personally love Phantom’s charachter of just being a general Dirt Bag, but it’s too easy to write, and no one likes him because of it.

[Lord_Coctus]

[quote=“Xenithos;199332”][quote=“SweetGenocide;199307”][quote=“Herr_Hanz;199246”][quote=“SweetGenocide;199228”][quote=“Herr_Hanz;198828”]i started reading. loved it. i want sparksxthunder. for obvious rush b reasons.

thanks to you im going to look through all of of-topic for more stories.[/quote]

I ship Thunder X Nader, they both scream a lot <->[/quote]

as much as i want that, i want russian x russian more so sparks x thunder. because sporks is kawaiawesome (just like little heidi with a decorative grenade launcher) and has to be shipped with almost everyone. although i dont get the ship with phoenix.[/quote]

They both are a bit douchy, strict and… thats kind of it!
[/quote]

Requoted for truthness. Basically Both prefer to be silent, than having to talk or do anything, but both are willing. IMO. They’re interesting, I personally love Phantom’s charachter of just being a general Dirt Bag, but it’s too easy to write, and no one likes him because of it.

[/quote]

Then with Thunder and Sparks, one is loud. The other is less loud.

[Herr_Hanz]

[quote=“paramountGasoline;199336”][quote=“Xenithos;199332”][quote=“SweetGenocide;199307”][quote=“Herr_Hanz;199246”][quote=“SweetGenocide;199228”][quote=“Herr_Hanz;198828”]i started reading. loved it. i want sparksxthunder. for obvious rush b reasons.

thanks to you im going to look through all of of-topic for more stories.[/quote]

I ship Thunder X Nader, they both scream a lot <->[/quote]

as much as i want that, i want russian x russian more so sparks x thunder. because sporks is kawaiawesome (just like little heidi with a decorative grenade launcher) and has to be shipped with almost everyone. although i dont get the ship with phoenix.[/quote]

They both are a bit douchy, strict and… thats kind of it!
[/quote]

Requoted for truthness. Basically Both prefer to be silent, than having to talk or do anything, but both are willing. IMO. They’re interesting, I personally love Phantom’s charachter of just being a general Dirt Bag, but it’s too easy to write, and no one likes him because of it.

[/quote]

Then with Thunder and Sparks, one is loud. The other is less loud.[/quote]

she can be loud when she’s angry tho.

[SweetGenocide]

OKAY LET’S START A LITTLE BIT OF SHIPPING BECAUSE… I’M BORED!

Kira X Phantom (Both 2 weeaboos)

Aimee X Vassili (They both don’t scream a lot)

Bushwaker X Proxy (They both talk a lot)

(At This point idfk, help meh plis ; ~ ; )

[Herr_Hanz]

Imagine kira and phantom make a bet about who can get more kills with the weebstick.

aimee and vassili camping, and shooting people while talking casually.
pew so what did you do? pew they told me it was a baguette pew i had to kill him pew

bushwacker and proxy fighting about weither they should watch cricket or american football on tv.

sparks yelling at thunder, and thunder yellow back even harder while smiling. like a shouting contests to see who can get louder.

[SweetGenocide]

Aura and Fletcher eating some chicken while chatting (i’m so sorry)

Fragger and Nader exploding things.

Stoker crying in the corner

Redeye thinking he’s the smoke.

[Xenithos]

[quote=“SweetGenocide;199368”]OKAY LET’S START A LITTLE BIT OF SHIPPING BECAUSE… I’M BORED!

-Snip-
Aimee X Vassili (They both don’t scream a lot)
[/quote]
I used to be under the impression that Aimee was his sister from the bios on Vassili. I’d always assumed such a thing. So… you into incest or something? Or you don’t consider them blood relationships?

They’re also right next to each other ON the meet the mercs thing…

“Vassili missed a shot once… snip
But the point was, Vassili was no longer welcome to work for his own government, so now he contracts out on the open market. But then who could shoot their own sister?”

I always thought it’d have been cooler if the Max Bashki story was Vassili shooting Max Bashki on purpose because he didn’t want to kill his sister Aimee, whom he knew was working for him. This would honestly have been the only reason I would have wanted Vass to win ReV (I just think the stories being linked woulda been cool). (Also - I still wanted Stoker to win regardless)

And of course, both he and his ‘sister’ both have quotes dedicated to not missing, or if they miss it’s on purpose or it has a cause.

[spoiler]The only thing that makes me think otherwise, is that his bios makes it seem that his sister was running for some kind of office. And Aimee isn’t the office type, or the type to be shot by her own brother… Just my thoughts, enjoy them. [/spoiler]

[SweetGenocide]

[quote=“Xenithos;199489”][quote=“SweetGenocide;199368”]OKAY LET’S START A LITTLE BIT OF SHIPPING BECAUSE… I’M BORED!

-Snip-
Aimee X Vassili (They both don’t scream a lot)
[/quote]
I used to be under the impression that Aimee was his sister from the bios on Vassili. I’d always assumed such a thing. So… you into incest or something? Or you don’t consider them blood relationships?

They’re also right next to each other ON the meet the mercs thing…

“Vassili missed a shot once… snip
But the point was, Vassili was no longer welcome to work for his own government, so now he contracts out on the open market. But then who could shoot their own sister?”

I always thought it’d have been cooler if the Max Bashki story was Vassili shooting Max Bashki on purpose because he didn’t want to kill his sister Aimee, whom he knew was working for him. This would honestly have been the only reason I would have wanted Vass to win ReV (I just think the stories being linked woulda been cool). (Also - I still wanted Stoker to win regardless)

And of course, both he and his ‘sister’ both have quotes dedicated to not missing, or if they miss it’s on purpose or it has a cause.

[spoiler]The only thing that makes me think otherwise, is that his bios makes it seem that his sister was running for some kind of office. And Aimee isn’t the office type, or the type to be shot by her own brother… Just my thoughts, enjoy them. [/spoiler][/quote]

oh my freaking god the “Aimee is Vassili’s sister” rumor just started, congratulations on starting it ’ w ';

[Herr_Hanz]

[quote=“Xenithos;199489”][quote=“SweetGenocide;199368”]OKAY LET’S START A LITTLE BIT OF SHIPPING BECAUSE… I’M BORED!

-Snip-
Aimee X Vassili (They both don’t scream a lot)
[/quote]
I used to be under the impression that Aimee was his sister from the bios on Vassili. I’d always assumed such a thing. So… you into incest or something? Or you don’t consider them blood relationships?

They’re also right next to each other ON the meet the mercs thing…

“Vassili missed a shot once… snip
But the point was, Vassili was no longer welcome to work for his own government, so now he contracts out on the open market. But then who could shoot their own sister?”

I always thought it’d have been cooler if the Max Bashki story was Vassili shooting Max Bashki on purpose because he didn’t want to kill his sister Aimee, whom he knew was working for him. This would honestly have been the only reason I would have wanted Vass to win ReV (I just think the stories being linked woulda been cool). (Also - I still wanted Stoker to win regardless)

And of course, both he and his ‘sister’ both have quotes dedicated to not missing, or if they miss it’s on purpose or it has a cause.

[spoiler]The only thing that makes me think otherwise, is that his bios makes it seem that his sister was running for some kind of office. And Aimee isn’t the office type, or the type to be shot by her own brother… Just my thoughts, enjoy them. [/spoiler][/quote]

the sister part is new to me, i always read it as something different, even though i cant remember what.

aimee is french, and vassili is british, that makes me doubt theyre brother/sister.

[Lord_Coctus]

[quote=“SweetGenocide;199491”][quote=“Xenithos;199489”][quote=“SweetGenocide;199368”]OKAY LET’S START A LITTLE BIT OF SHIPPING BECAUSE… I’M BORED!

-Snip-
Aimee X Vassili (They both don’t scream a lot)
[/quote]
I used to be under the impression that Aimee was his sister from the bios on Vassili. I’d always assumed such a thing. So… you into incest or something? Or you don’t consider them blood relationships?

They’re also right next to each other ON the meet the mercs thing…

“Vassili missed a shot once… snip
But the point was, Vassili was no longer welcome to work for his own government, so now he contracts out on the open market. But then who could shoot their own sister?”

I always thought it’d have been cooler if the Max Bashki story was Vassili shooting Max Bashki on purpose because he didn’t want to kill his sister Aimee, whom he knew was working for him. This would honestly have been the only reason I would have wanted Vass to win ReV (I just think the stories being linked woulda been cool). (Also - I still wanted Stoker to win regardless)

And of course, both he and his ‘sister’ both have quotes dedicated to not missing, or if they miss it’s on purpose or it has a cause.

[spoiler]The only thing that makes me think otherwise, is that his bios makes it seem that his sister was running for some kind of office. And Aimee isn’t the office type, or the type to be shot by her own brother… Just my thoughts, enjoy them. [/spoiler][/quote]

oh my freaking god the “Aimee is Vassili’s sister” rumor just started, congratulations on starting it ’ w ';[/quote]

I think that started a while ago.

[Xenithos]

[quote=“paramountGasoline;199557”][quote=“SweetGenocide;199491”][quote=“Xenithos;199489”][quote=“SweetGenocide;199368”]OKAY LET’S START A LITTLE BIT OF SHIPPING BECAUSE… I’M BORED!

-Snip-
Aimee X Vassili (They both don’t scream a lot)
[/quote]
I used to be under the impression that Aimee was his sister from the bios on Vassili. I’d always assumed such a thing. So… you into incest or something? Or you don’t consider them blood relationships?

They’re also right next to each other ON the meet the mercs thing…

“Vassili missed a shot once… snip
But the point was, Vassili was no longer welcome to work for his own government, so now he contracts out on the open market. But then who could shoot their own sister?”

I always thought it’d have been cooler if the Max Bashki story was Vassili shooting Max Bashki on purpose because he didn’t want to kill his sister Aimee, whom he knew was working for him. This would honestly have been the only reason I would have wanted Vass to win ReV (I just think the stories being linked woulda been cool). (Also - I still wanted Stoker to win regardless)

And of course, both he and his ‘sister’ both have quotes dedicated to not missing, or if they miss it’s on purpose or it has a cause.

[spoiler]The only thing that makes me think otherwise, is that his bios makes it seem that his sister was running for some kind of office. And Aimee isn’t the office type, or the type to be shot by her own brother… Just my thoughts, enjoy them. [/spoiler][/quote]

oh my freaking god the “Aimee is Vassili’s sister” rumor just started, congratulations on starting it ’ w ';[/quote]

I think that started a while ago.[/quote]

Can I claim that I started it anyway? :3
No but really, it’s an old thought that I probably got from someone else.

[Herr_Hanz]

Stoker and Redeye starting a BBQ

Kira and Arty playing laser tag.

Aimee complaining at every restaurant she goes to with vassili because they dont have french cuisine. and if they do have it, he has to stop her from killing the chefs because it isnt true french cuisine.

“They told me it was a crossaint. i had to kill them”

[SweetGenocide]

Turtle and Phoenix complaining about their prostethics and Sparks in the background staring at Turtle with the Revive Gun (Yandere Sparks much.)

Sawbonez and Aura watching Phantom suffer with no regrets.

Nader and Fragger going Allahu Akbar at everyone.

Thunder arm wrestling with Rhino.

[Herr_Hanz]

i can just imagine sparks killing people just to heal them up later "is taser only you get up! "

thunder and fragger arguing about which gun/grenade is better.

nader getting in a lot of accidents to have a reason to see her favorite docter. (dunno which one)

[Herr_Hanz]

i want thunder listening to this while partying/casually shooting people with his MG.

[bontsa]

Turtle and Phoenix complaining about their prostethics

When I started reading this I got slight worried I might be soon considered a idea stealer as I had a story under way related to the aforementioned semi-limbless mercenaries :’) Thankfully rest of the sentence saved me from such.