Splash Damage Unleashes Tapir Wars 3 and T.R.A.M.S.

(badman) #1

A new story entry has been added:
[drupal=626]Splash Damage Unleashes Tapir Wars 3 and T.R.A.M.S.[/drupal]

Splash Damage is delighted to announce Tapir Wars 3: It Just Got Chilly™, a startling new on-rails shooter heading directly at gamers and penguins everywhere. Gently plodding along in Splash Damage’s rich and unique Tapirverse™, Tapir Wars: It Just Got Chilly is set to devolutionise gaming with a barrage of never-before-sniffed features, led by the leaf-breaking T.R.A.M.S. (Totally Repeatable Automatic Movement System) button.
TRAMS analyses the current status of the PlayerTapir, his surroundings and any nearby enemies to automatically dictate the best possible course of action, guaranteeing infinitely, totally, unwaveringly consistent gameplay: the millionth game will play exactly the same as the first… guaranteed!
You can find out all about the game on the Tapir Wars 3: It Just Got Chilly mini-site.

(Shiv) #2

O man, i shall have to graze this when it comes out.

(Pytox) #3

Awesome, I want the limited edition :smiley:

(darthmob) #4

Love the facial expressions in the video! :smiley:

(.Chris.) #5

“Minimal Character Customisation”

Best feature!

(system) #6

Aww, cute penquins. The music is also funny and in overal this reminds me of older arcade games…
Really like this a lot :slight_smile:

(Paul) #7

Haha I’ve a new favourite game :smiley:

(Ca9ine) #8

April Fools!

Awesomeness! :smiley: :smiley:
Best one!

(AnthonyDa) #9

No female tapir or penguin ? :frowning:

(DarkangelUK) #10

If there’s no female tapirs than i’m not buying it!

Awesome :smiley:

Edit: Damn you Anthony!

(system) #11

…wonders how AnthonyDa would make a penguin or a Tapir looks like a female one…mhmm, lipstick would be cute :slight_smile:

(Loffy) #12

It’s a killer app! :stroggbanana:

(Stroggafier) #13

Hahaha. Good one. But…when will you guys stop objectifying female tapirs, hmmm?
:stroggtapir:

(Berzerkr) #14

The T.R.A.M.S. system is really smart. :slight_smile:

(light_sh4v0r) #15

oh yeah, I want a model of Natalya :dance:

(kamikazee) #16

Who’s the fella with the helmet and the eerie look?

Is it… digibob?

Oh, and congrats on the video. It’s made of undiluted awesome.

(badman) #17

That would be the one, the only Matt ‘Anti’ Lowe. ;D

(Salteh) #18

That was awesome ;o

(tokamak) #19

I guess Tully did that figure?

(stealth6) #20

lol awesome