Splash Damage Announce New Title!

(Bongoboy) #1

A new story entry has been added:
[drupal=167]Splash Damage Announce New Title![/drupal]

It’s been a while coming…
A lot of you have been pestering, cajoling and badgering us for details of our next project and previously we’ve just fobbed you off with some jokey response or stalled for time, assuring you that one day we’d announce the New Thing. Well, thank you for your patience. But you need be patient no longer, for that day has come.

(Floris) #2

A glorious future for online gaming! :slight_smile:

(Salteh) #3

ROAR SCENT!

awesome! :slight_smile:

(Pytox) #4

Awesome :smiley:
Leaf to leaf networking :stroggtapir:

(Crittendon) #5

loooool :smiley:

(Pytox) #6

Exclusive beta footage :smiley:
http://img80.imageshack.us/img80/3521/betafootagezdu4.jpg

(mrplow) #7

"…128 versus 4 player herd-based gameplay. " :smiley: sounds nice.
If you need beta-tester, I’m your man… errm… tapir. :stroggtapir:

(iwound) #8

Stop toying with my emotions.
I feel the living relatives of the famous tapir wars of the 12th century may be upset by this.

(-SSF-Sage) #9

Who noticed the date? :wink: Nice laughts tho.

(kamikazee) #10

I don’t know. The tapirs around here are quite forgiving, although the smoking one may upset the WOHT (World-wide Organization for Healthy Tapirs).

Also, I must argue that they somehow forgot to add (YARR[sup]tm[/sup]

Anyone here did - I hope.

(kamikazee) #11

I don’t know. The tapirs around here are quite forgiving, although the smoking one may upset the WHOT (World-wide Health Organization for Tapirs).

Also, I must point out that I want to demand a feature. It seems they didn’t include Yawn-Activated Remote-control Rockets (commonly refered to as “YARR” technology) which is a serious issue. I hope they’ll add it or I will personally lower sales by only buying this game once!

Anyone here did - or so I hope.
:stroggtapir:

(-SSF-Sage) #12

Yup indeed. Good comics tho. :slight_smile: “F.U.R” “R.O.A.R” etc. :stroggtapir: :smiley:

(Joe999) #13

omg those are awesome :slight_smile:

edit: i couldn’t resist :smiley:

(89blitz) #14

TapirLicios!

(Dlug!) #15

april’s fools day?

(kamikazee) #16

No, it just got posted on april the first, that’s all.

(Igloo) #17

Hmmmm interesting :>

(TapirBlog) #18

What, you mean it’s not serious and it’s not going to be produced?! The World Tapir Day Organising Committee objects in the strongest terms to raising the hopes of tapir fans worldwide with this tomfoolery.

:wink:

:stroggtapir:

Just imagine - tapirs going on the rampage against loggers, farmers, poachers and the like, whilst gorging on bananas for stamina. That would be a good game.

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World Tapir Day: help raise the profile of tapir conservation

(ebichu64) #19

I’m equally disappointed :wink: I’m not really a gamer but I would play this one!
I want a teeshirt…
I’m starting a petition!!!

TAPIR RAMPAGE!!!:smiley:

:stroggtapir: :stroggtapir: :stroggtapir: :stroggtapir: :stroggtapir: :stroggtapir:

(grizzlybear) #20

“guarantees unprecedented levels of gore in a vegetarian game”
ggrrrr dam that date ggrrrrr want it