Splash Damage Accidentally Starts Work on Tapir Wars Sequel

(badman) #1

A new story entry has been added:
[drupal=420]Splash Damage Accidentally Starts Work on Tapir Wars Sequel[/drupal]

We’re delighted and completely surprised to announce that we have seemingly begun work on Tapir Wars: Welcome to the Jungle, a semi-sequel to the 2008 Odd-Toed Game of the Year Tapir Wars. Tapir Wars: Welcome to the Jungle has apparently been in development for All This Time and promises to introduce absolutely nothing new, while delivering very nearly more of the same.
For more information about the game, cast your eyes on the official game page, which is also offers some behind the scenes information on development. Happy snuffling!

(Salteh) #2

oh noes :frowning:
Go tapirs! :stroggtapir:

(-SSF-Sage) #3

Weeyyy… tapiiiiiirrsss… mmmmhhhh… mjahmjah… :stroggtapir::stroggtapir::stroggtapir:

(Joe999) #4

well, at least some kind of announcement :smiley:

and omg this statue is awesome :eek: who made it?

(Salteh) #5

I think that’d be… Tully!
:stroggtapir:

(Domipheus) #6

:smiley: awesome-o

(Pytox) #7

Nice stuff, sadly it’s fool’s day :smiley:

(Pegazus) #8

Tapiiirsss ! Is there a pre-order list? lol

(DarkangelUK) #9

Why wasn’t I accidently added to the beta?? Worst accident ever :confused:

Oh yeah, death to tapirdom!

(retsy) #10

hoorah :stroggtapir::stroggtapir::stroggtapir:

this is totally going to be game of the year.

(Pytox) #11

Supported by WWF :smiley:

(th0rn3) #12

You almost tricked me :smiley:

(gooey79) #13

The horrible thing is, when I looked at the game features; it really did feel like I was reading about a game endorsed by Electronic Arts and therefore completely plausible!

(MrLego) #14

What kind of hardware will it require?

If you port it to consoles will it run on my Atari 2600?

Will I need to get any shots in case I get bitten by the Tapir Wars bug, because I’m afraid of needles.

(ebichu64) #15

I was having such a crap day today and you have just cheered me up sooooooo much.
I think I love you…

T-shirts! Plushies! Merchandise! Me wants!! :smiley:
:stroggtapir:

(Joe999) #16

just to make things clear: the masses demand step-by-step pictures of the tapir statue creation process in case they are available :smiley:

(badman) #17

Hahah, that’s an awesome avatar, Joe.

We’ll see about pics :slight_smile:

(Joe999) #18

thanks! here’s a larger version, i hope Tully doesn’t mind this little nastyness of mine :smiley: