Nothing new here, just ranting about something everyone knows to be broken.
My last 10 matches or so… the ones we won, that was by luck, because the other team had lost a guy.
For ALL OF THEM, ALL… OF… THEM… I was on the shitty side. I’m talking base-raped level, here.
I wish I had been the last on the board, so that I’d have thought “ok, I’m the weak link, I shouldn’t have been put in the same team as these players, they’re too good for me, it’s my fault if I lost”. But nooooo, of course not. We all know how it goes, it doesn’t matter where you end up on the board, your team loses, you lose, period. It’s your fuckin fault for ending up with these random lvl7 players, against a team made of people who know each other (without any penalty on their side), YEAH.
I naively thought that, when one or more player has left and you’re offered to leave with no penalty, that meant that the match wouldn’t count as lost. Haha, but no, it’s lost.
I’m starting to like pub a lot more now, because it’s now populated by all the <lvl7 ones who can’t play ranked yet, making it… balanced. So we now have the choice between being raped in ranked (or, with luck, the other way around, in any case it’s never a fair match), or raping noobs in pub.
I so wish there was a game mode in which the balance is purely decided by lvls. At least we would be able to TRY it, and figure out that it’s not as easy as that, that it doesn’t work. But let’s face it, it WOULD WORK. We’ve played enough matches to realize that YES, it’s 90% of the time the team who has the most high-lvls that wins. And never by a small margin. Meanwhile, whatever shitty algo is used for balance, does not work AT ALL. Some claim it’s based on previous wins, that’s stupid as hell if it’s true. That would mean that your chances of winning in ranked would be purely based on previous losses, then why even bother playing if that’s the case?
One might think, ok, it doesn’t matter whether the balance is shitty or not, because -on average-, you would have 50% chances being on the right side, 50% chances being on the side being baseraped, and that little thing left to change the stats would be yourself. But no, because
- that would be true for random shuffles, not if (like some pretend), shuffling is based on previous losses
- even if that was true, it would still suck, because there’s little you can do alone in this game. Some parts, like repairing ev at the beginning of bridge, can be done by 1 guy alone, but that doesn’t matter because it’s not gonna make the team nor yourself win anything.
And, ranked would suck a lot less if it was 8 vs 8. I have no clue why it’s 5 vs 5. The less players, the less balanced it’s gonna be. That lvl7, who shouldn’t have been allowed in ranked in the first place, if he ends up being 20% of your team, you’re done. If he’s only 12% of your team, maybe you still have a chance.
Probably gonna get censored, I don’t care.